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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)   Wisconsin losers trap a wild deer, then put a yellow t-shirt on it. (With video)   (todaystmj4.com) divider line 53
    More: Stupid, DNR, Wisconsin, Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources, deer  
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7250 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Apr 2013 at 9:32 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-11 09:15:50 AM  
Kernosky said each man involved could face of a fine of at least $303.

That'll learn em.
They might have to take out a second mortgage on their homes to pay that giant fine.
 
2013-04-11 09:20:25 AM  
That's what hunters call field dressing.
 
2013-04-11 09:36:29 AM  
Why not a blaze orange shirt?
 
2013-04-11 09:40:02 AM  
Sounds like a local radio show stunt.
 
2013-04-11 09:40:15 AM  
The comments in TFA are absolutely awesome.
 
2013-04-11 09:40:54 AM  
I'm from Wisconsin so I'm getting a kick...
 
2013-04-11 09:41:32 AM  
Was it a Target shirt?
 
2013-04-11 09:43:16 AM  
$300 fine..really?  How about giving me $100 each time I see a dog with clothes on.
 
2013-04-11 09:46:20 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: That's what hunters call field dressing.


*rimshot*
 
2013-04-11 09:50:47 AM  
Sounds about right for people from Wisconsin.  I love to hear about how awesome Wisconsin is from people who now live in a different state.
 
2013-04-11 09:50:50 AM  
I tied a balloon onto my cat's tail once and watched him bounce off the walls like some crazed animal.


/ok - I've done it more than once
 
2013-04-11 09:52:37 AM  
Congratulations, deer.  Finally getting the recognition for winning the Tour de France.
 
2013-04-11 09:53:44 AM  
Heh, my friend works for the WDNR.

/getting a kick, ect.
 
2013-04-11 09:56:43 AM  
Wisconsin's missing out on a new profitable, video industry.

Snatch the hunters and one by one, put them in a trap, naked, in a pen with a dozen 16-point bucks who have all been fed Viagra. Hang a complimentary T-shirt on the buck with the largest rack. The game ends when the hunter puts on the T-shirt.

Wouldn't pay $300 to watch but might, especially if a trip to Tijuana costs more.
 
2013-04-11 09:59:14 AM  

karnal: I tied a balloon onto my cat's tail once and watched him bounce off the walls like some crazed animal.


/ok - I've done it more than once


Put duct tape on their back from neck to tail. They will feel as if they're crawling under something and they will low crawl like an Army Infantryman all over the house. Even in open spaces.
 
2013-04-11 10:02:05 AM  
Just to confirm

Shooting a deer = good
Trapping a deer, putting a shirt on it = dastardly evil act that must be punished.

If I were the deer I would take the shirt over the gunshot wound.
 
2013-04-11 10:02:33 AM  

karnal: I tied a balloon onto my cat's tail once and watched him bounce off the walls like some crazed animal.


/ok - I've done it more than once


A small piece of duct tape applied to the tip of the tail produces similar hilarity, or sometimes just confused paralysis.

/so I've heard
 
2013-04-11 10:02:55 AM  

ChipNASA: karnal: I tied a balloon onto my cat's tail once and watched him bounce off the walls like some crazed animal.


/ok - I've done it more than once

Put duct tape on their back from neck to tail. They will feel as if they're crawling under something and they will low crawl like an Army Infantryman all over the house. Even in open spaces.


Put duct tape across the top of your own head. Now remove it.
 
2013-04-11 10:03:44 AM  
This sounds hilarious. Then again, I didn't see the video, so there's that.
 
2013-04-11 10:06:28 AM  
FTA "They're not used to being handled."

They're not used to being shot either.

Actually, trapping and putting a t-shirt on it seems a bit more manly than sitting in a tree covered in some poop scent waiting to shoot an animal that you hope doesn't spot you.
 
2013-04-11 10:11:19 AM  

ChipNASA: karnal: I tied a balloon onto my cat's tail once and watched him bounce off the walls like some crazed animal.


/ok - I've done it more than once

Put duct tape on their back from neck to tail. They will feel as if they're crawling under something and they will low crawl like an Army Infantryman all over the house. Even in open spaces.


I have so got to try that tonight.
 
2013-04-11 10:13:29 AM  

vudukungfu: Was it a Target shirt?


Arrow
 
2013-04-11 10:17:41 AM  
What a bunch of of pathetic losers.

In the video, I mean...
 
2013-04-11 10:23:49 AM  

fat boy: ChipNASA: karnal: I tied a balloon onto my cat's tail once and watched him bounce off the walls like some crazed animal.


/ok - I've done it more than once

Put duct tape on their back from neck to tail. They will feel as if they're crawling under something and they will low crawl like an Army Infantryman all over the house. Even in open spaces.

I have so got to try that tonight.


You should really test it out first.  Put the duck tape on your scrotum, then rip everything off.  Maybe you could even do it to each other.
 
2013-04-11 10:27:16 AM  
 
2013-04-11 10:35:44 AM  
Fark, people are uptight.  They didn't injure the animal.  It's slightly funny. Have a good laugh at some dumb guys having some dumb fun and move on with your life.
 
2013-04-11 10:54:40 AM  
Thanks, guys.  Wisconsin has its fair share of hillbillies, as does any state.  Thanks so much for taping yourselves and letting the country laugh at us.

/assholes...
 
2013-04-11 11:05:22 AM  
I laughed until i saw the video, then I felt like a shiatty human being, so then I got depressed, and when depressed I want to eat, and so now I'm going to go eat some venison sausage, and that's going to make me feel like a shiatty human being, so i will get depressed.
 
2013-04-11 11:16:32 AM  

BizarreMan: Just to confirm

Shooting a deer = good
Trapping a deer, putting a shirt on it = dastardly evil act that must be punished.

If I were the deer I would take the shirt over the gunshot wound.



To be fair we also did have the deer carcass farker in our state
http://metro.co.uk/2006/11/16/man-has-sex-with-dead-deer-366926/
 
2013-04-11 11:31:11 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: That's what hunters call field dressing.


slowclap.gif

Also - as much as I hate to see it, I say let 'em do it.  One of these days a deer is going to beat the snot out of them and they'll deserve it.
 
2013-04-11 11:34:42 AM  

desertmouse: fat boy: ChipNASA: karnal: I tied a balloon onto my cat's tail once and watched him bounce off the walls like some crazed animal.


/ok - I've done it more than once

Put duct tape on their back from neck to tail. They will feel as if they're crawling under something and they will low crawl like an Army Infantryman all over the house. Even in open spaces.

I have so got to try that tonight.

You should really test it out first.  Put the duck tape on your scrotum, then rip everything off.  Maybe you could even do it to each other.


That's  HAWT!!!
 
2013-04-11 11:35:50 AM  
"People in the area have been reporting seeing a deer wearing a yellow t-shirt"

Sorry, humanity, I lol'd.
 
2013-04-11 11:42:20 AM  
Since its Wisconsin I'm going to say they wanted the deer as a girlfriend.
 
2013-04-11 11:43:54 AM  
If these numbnuts are ever caught I'm sure the phrase "alcohol may have been involved" will appear in the followup story.

/of course this is Wisconsin so it's probably just a given.
 
2013-04-11 11:47:31 AM  

Richard C Stanford: Since its Wisconsin I'm going to say they wanted the deer as a girlfriend.


Wrong.

girlinthepinkprius.com
 
2013-04-11 11:57:09 AM  
It's cruel but I have to admit. The thought of people seeing a deer running around wearing a T shirt makes me chuckle.
 
2013-04-11 12:00:31 PM  
Dress these turds up as deer then make them run threw the woods during hunting season.
 
2013-04-11 12:01:26 PM  
You guys are all stupid, that's the referee's uniform for the 2013 Reindeer Games.
 
2013-04-11 12:10:00 PM  
I read TFA, but what's the cause of action for them to be fined? Illegal trapping?  Interference with wildlife?
 
2013-04-11 12:19:39 PM  
at first i thought the headline said bear. that would have been cool. deer, not so much. coulda cooked it.
 
2013-04-11 12:45:15 PM  

karnal: I tied a balloon onto my cat's tail once and watched him bounce off the walls like some crazed animal.


/ok - I've done it more than once


Put a rolled up piece of tape on a cat's forehead - he'll think he's under something and back up forever trying to get out from under it.
 
2013-04-11 01:06:08 PM  

BizarreMan: Just to confirm

Shooting a deer = good
Trapping a deer, putting a shirt on it = dastardly evil act that must be punished.

If I were the deer I would take the shirt over the gunshot wound.


It could go one of two ways.
1) Hunters hear about this story, see the deer, think it's hilarious, and let it go.
2) Hunters hear about this story, see the deer, think it's hilarious, and try to be the one who bagged it.
 
2013-04-11 01:22:59 PM  

Tomahawk513: BizarreMan: Just to confirm

Shooting a deer = good
Trapping a deer, putting a shirt on it = dastardly evil act that must be punished.

If I were the deer I would take the shirt over the gunshot wound.

It could go one of two ways.
1) Hunters hear about this story, see the deer, think it's hilarious, and let it go.
2) Hunters hear about this story, see the deer, think it's hilarious, and try to be the one who bagged it.


3) Hunters don't hear about this story, see the deer, think it's hilarious, shoot it anyhow cause they were out hunting deer to begin with and one came within their sight
 
2013-04-11 01:28:09 PM  
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2013-04-11 01:29:19 PM  

desertmouse: fat boy: ChipNASA: karnal: I tied a balloon onto my cat's tail once and watched him bounce off the walls like some crazed animal.


/ok - I've done it more than once

Put duct tape on their back from neck to tail. They will feel as if they're crawling under something and they will low crawl like an Army Infantryman all over the house. Even in open spaces.

I have so got to try that tonight.

You should really test it out first.  Put the duck tape on your scrotum, then rip everything off.  Maybe you could even do it to each other.


Use masking/painter's tape and all will be fine.
 
2013-04-11 01:38:41 PM  
I laughed.

/window seat please
 
2013-04-11 01:45:47 PM  
oh deer
 
2013-04-11 02:36:57 PM  
It would have been funnier if it were an orange vest.

Imagine the moment of doubt when a hunter stumbles across that.
/DEER!
//ORANGE, DON'T SHOOT!
///wait... what the...
 
2013-04-11 02:46:23 PM  

jfivealive: I laughed until i saw the video, then I felt like a shiatty human being, so then I got depressed, and when depressed I want to eat, and so now I'm going to go eat some venison sausage, and that's going to make me feel like a shiatty human being, so i will get depressed.


Lovely recursion you have there, seeing as how you'll have to go hunting after you run out of sausage, and that'll depress you even more.  ;)

While I didn't find the act nice, neither did I find it worthy of 'warning, you might find the following footage disturbing' disclaimers.  I've seen nearly as bad on nature shows with people doing studies.  At least they tranc their animals, but then they often put even heavier and longer lasting trackers on them.
 
2013-04-11 05:03:21 PM  
Christ, it's not like they had sex with it.
 
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