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(Worst Previews)   Surely it is time for a Naked Gun reboot   (worstpreviews.com) divider line 16
    More: Cool, Naked Gun, David Zucker, Leslie Nielsen, Frank Drebin, Star Trek, reboot  
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2013-04-11 08:15:22 AM  
3 votes:
Leave it alone and don't call me Shirley.
2013-04-11 09:57:43 AM  
2 votes:

Invisible Pedestrian: A reboot?  What is it?


It's a completely pointless cash grab that will never live up to the greatness of the original and most fans will deny it even exists, but that's not important right now.
2013-04-11 09:36:02 AM  
2 votes:
When I see five weirdos, dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that's *my* policy!
2013-04-11 08:55:45 AM  
2 votes:
co-starring Chris Brown as Nordberg
2013-04-11 08:31:24 AM  
2 votes:
"There are people who can [play it straight, like Liam Nielsen], and they're not famous. You wouldn't know who they were. But I know actors who can do it."

That's some crackerjack proofreading if I've ever seen it.
2013-04-11 08:31:09 AM  
2 votes:
If they have the balls they should rehire OJ.
2013-04-11 04:37:11 PM  
1 votes:

bel4sucks: Damn you "men" will biatch about anything.  Not everything in this world revolves around your opinions, as much as that is gonna shatter your world view.  The farked up part is that when you were kids, you got dumb movies like these.  You got remakes.  You got corny ass horror movies.  But every time someone dares to try and make one of these types of movies for someone other than you, here come the critics, the biatches, the constant complainers.  You wanna know the real reason these movies keep getting made, despite your incessant biatching?  Because most of you twats are way out of the demographic of actual movie attendees.  Or you just steal it online.  Next time, try just shutting the hell up for once in your miserable lives.  If you got to enjoy it as a child, or a young adult, then who the hell are any of you to deny the same experience to the generations younger than you.  Either that, or shut the fark up and start getting funding to make your own movies.  But nahhh, that would require effort and talent, when you can just biatch in every thread on fark.


Dear Rob Schneider, despite the fact I am dead does not mean you can crawl out from under your rock.

Signed,
Roger Ebert
2013-04-11 11:52:08 AM  
1 votes:
"There are people who can [play itstraight, like Liam* Nielsen], and they're not famous. You wouldn't know who they were**. But I know actors who can do it."

*That may very well be a better composite actor than humanity deserves
** But they're really into Wilco and Decemberists

Thirdly, as much as I dislike the idea of repeatedly striking an hilariously dead horse I know the perfect actor.
itsheatherchristine.files.wordpress.com

/and bring back Nordberg
//maybe Papshmir too
2013-04-11 11:04:22 AM  
1 votes:
www.criticalmob.com
2013-04-11 09:49:48 AM  
1 votes:
A reboot?  What is it?
2013-04-11 09:46:34 AM  
1 votes:

Wellon Dowd: OldManDownDRoad: Nice beaver . . .

Thanks. I just had it stuffed.

[i.imgur.com image 802x457]


I had to see the movie a second time to catch the follow-up line.

CSB: My late brother had ALS, and that film was one of the last movies I took him to before he was confined to bed. When Neilsen delivered that line, I was laughing hard and looked over to see my brother was gasping for breath. I put his oxygen mask on for a moment or two. He caught his breath and waved off the mask, saying: "Jeeze, I can't believe he actually said that. That's the funniest line ever." Always wanted to meet Neilsen to thank him for that moment of pure hilarity for my brother. /CSB
2013-04-11 09:09:59 AM  
1 votes:
No, it's not.  And don't call me Shirley.
2013-04-11 08:56:03 AM  
1 votes:

recoil47: texdent: Leave it alone and don't call me Shirley.

Except that the Shirley joke was Airplane! and not Naked Gun.  Headline fail, or thatsthejoke.jpg?  I'm leaning towards headline fail.


[thatsthejoke.jpg]

To re-use a tired meme:
Short answer: No.
Long answers: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
2013-04-11 08:51:51 AM  
1 votes:

texdent: Leave it alone and don't call me Shirley.


Except that the Shirley joke was Airplane! and not Naked Gun.  Headline fail, or thatsthejoke.jpg?  I'm leaning towards headline fail.
2013-04-11 08:40:11 AM  
1 votes:
Naked Gun 4: Nordberg's Revenge
2013-04-11 08:29:33 AM  
1 votes:
No no no no no no no no NO NO no no no. Just stop it right now!
 
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