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(Space.com)   Florida Senator last week: "let's lasso an asteroid." MSM: "LOL what a retard" Obama this week: "let's lasso an asteroid" MSM: "what a visionary leader"   (space.com) divider line 42
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2013-04-11 05:17:08 AM  
Except it wasn't either's idea, butthurtmitter
 
2013-04-11 07:36:35 AM  
Need down vote for mobile.
 
2013-04-11 08:23:53 AM  
Where does Obama find the time to micromanage NASA when he's playing golf 24/7?
 
2013-04-11 08:40:13 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: Where does Obama find the time to micromanage NASA when he's playing golf 24/7?


In before Totalfarkers start threadshiatting....
too late.
 
2013-04-11 08:40:43 AM  
Where does Obama find the time to micromanage NASA, when he's out trying to take guns away from law abiding citizens, instead of addressing the real problem with gun violence 24/7?
 
2013-04-11 08:45:07 AM  
Where does Obama find the time to micromanage NASA, when he's out making teenage abortions mandatory and filling the positions on his death panel?
 
2013-04-11 08:47:26 AM  
Correction:  Where does Obama find the time to micromanage NASA, when he's also trying to micromanage a crime scene in the jurisdiction of the State of Connecticut, while a communist country is on the verge of attacking the USA with a nuclear weapon?
 
2013-04-11 08:48:23 AM  
When does space.com count as MSM?
 
2013-04-11 09:00:38 AM  
Yeah, but he actually wanted to send a cattle herder to space and lasso it.

He even drew a picture of a cowboy stick figure on a horse floating around in space.
 
2013-04-11 09:14:07 AM  
I saw this last night and couldn't imagine it going green. Otherwise iI would have made a Little Prince reference. Although I think he used a butterfly net rather than a lasso.
 
2013-04-11 09:29:09 AM  
Sheeple. That is all.

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2013-04-11 09:30:27 AM  
You forgot to say lamestream.
 
2013-04-11 09:45:28 AM  

diaphoresis: Sheeple. That is all.

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"they" feeble-minded?
 
2013-04-11 09:45:46 AM  
I don't remember anybody in the media mocking the NASA's idea of lassoing an asteroid plus since the senator in question was a Democrat your false argument about MSM love affair with Obama looks even stupider submitttard
 
2013-04-11 09:49:25 AM  

diaphoresis: Sheeple. That is all.

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Sheepherdherpaderpers?
 
2013-04-11 09:56:12 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: diaphoresis: Sheeple. That is all.

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"they" feeble-minded?


No time for fancy grammar learnin' when you're a rugged individualist.
 
2013-04-11 10:10:00 AM  
Earth desperately needs more rocks, it's true.
 
2013-04-11 11:05:21 AM  
It wasn't a stupid idea to begin with.  That senator wasn't the first one to suggest it either.  Just regular people have a difficult time grasping big things.   It's just irritating that it takes a figure of authority to push the idea, like a nail, through their thick sloped skulls.
 
2013-04-11 11:06:52 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: Where does Obama find the time to micromanage NASA when he's playing golf 24/7?


so... he's not the antichrist illuminatus puppet master you guys claim he is? we're back to "empty suit?"

just curious - where do you stand on:

•  atheist/muslim/radical black christian
• communist/tool of wall street
• harvard-educated ivory-towered professor/intellectually overwhelmed transcript hider
• liberal/fascist
• silver-tongued hypnotist/teleprompter addict

hint: they can't all be true.

/yes, i know you're trolling.
 
2013-04-11 11:15:01 AM  

bromah: Just regular people have a difficult time grasping big things.


That's right, they usually dramatically underestimate the difficulties, because they believe the myth of hypercompetence from watching fiction all their lives.
 
2013-04-11 11:22:53 AM  
If it's a giant lasso, doesn't that mean we first need a giant space cowboy?  Kind of like a more manly mega-maid?
 
2013-04-11 11:23:17 AM  

tricycleracer: Quantum Apostrophe: diaphoresis: Sheeple. That is all.

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"they" feeble-minded?

No time for fancy grammar learnin' when you're a rugged individualist.


I'm going maverick on the English language.
 
2013-04-11 11:24:00 AM  

squegeebooo: If it's a giant lasso, doesn't that mean we first need a giant space cowboy?  Kind of like a more manly mega-maid?


More like a gangster of love.
 
2013-04-11 11:24:10 AM  

FlashHarry: I_Am_Weasel: Where does Obama find the time to micromanage NASA when he's playing golf 24/7?

so... he's not the antichrist illuminatus puppet master you guys claim he is? we're back to "empty suit?"

just curious - where do you stand on:

•  atheist/muslim/radical black christian
• communist/tool of wall street
• harvard-educated ivory-towered professor/intellectually overwhelmed transcript hider
• liberal/fascist
• silver-tongued hypnotist/teleprompter addict

hint: they can't all be true.

/yes, i know you're trolling.


He needs to check with Rush Dimbulb Limbaugh, to find out today's talking points.
 
2013-04-11 11:30:01 AM  

babysealclubber: squegeebooo: If it's a giant lasso, doesn't that mean we first need a giant space cowboy?  Kind of like a more manly mega-maid?

More like a gangster of love.


That took me way to long to get.
 
2013-04-11 12:19:30 PM  
Someone got their politics tab in my geek tab.
 
2013-04-11 12:21:31 PM  
Guys, no matter how much you White Knight for Obama, he's never going to sleep with you.

(Then again, he sticks his pole into Michelle so he'll obviously screw anything)
 
2013-04-11 12:41:55 PM  

babysealclubber: squegeebooo: If it's a giant lasso, doesn't that mean we first need a giant space cowboy?  Kind of like a more manly mega-maid?

More like a gangster of love.


Is his name Maurice?
 
2013-04-11 12:42:16 PM  
Who made fun of the senator?  I missed that.

Also, Space.com is part of the main stream media now?  Really?
 
2013-04-11 12:42:30 PM  

Baron Harkonnen: I_Am_Weasel: Where does Obama find the time to micromanage NASA when he's playing golf 24/7?

In before Totalfarkers start threadshiatting....
too late.


Not sure that was threadshiatting... I actually read that as him being sarcastic.
 
2013-04-11 12:59:00 PM  

Pixiest: Guys, no matter how much you White Knight for Obama, he's never going to sleep with you.

(Then again, he sticks his pole into Michelle so he'll obviously screw anything)


Still a virgin, huh?

Maybe your standards are too high.
 
2013-04-11 01:08:49 PM  

knobmaker: Pixiest: Guys, no matter how much you White Knight for Obama, he's never going to sleep with you.

(Then again, he sticks his pole into Michelle so he'll obviously screw anything)

Still a virgin, huh?

Maybe your standards are too high.


White Knighting for Michelle won't get you laid either.
 
2013-04-11 01:18:49 PM  
If nasa manages to put an asteroid in orbit around the moon, what are the odds they go all supervillian on us, and start making demands while petting a fluffy white cat.
 
2013-04-11 02:23:53 PM  

Pixiest: Guys, no matter how much you White Knight for Obama, he's never going to sleep with you.

(Then again, he sticks his pole into Michelle so he'll obviously screw anything)


BEARD
 
2013-04-11 03:16:37 PM  
Obama is obviously NOT the "pompatus of leadership".
 
2013-04-11 04:10:52 PM  
I think the distinction here is that the Florida Senator likely envisioned lassoing an asteroid with a giant rope as opposed to little sciency probe robot things.
 
2013-04-11 05:57:01 PM  

Pixiest: Guys, no matter how much you White Knight for Obama, he's never going to sleep with you.

(Then again, he sticks his pole into Michelle so he'll obviously screw anything)


Reagan reagan reagan reagan
 
2013-04-11 06:39:54 PM  
*runs out of thread screaming hysterically*
 
2013-04-12 12:29:33 AM  

cretinbob: Except it wasn't either's idea, butthurtmitter


Living up to your Fark handle, I see. Whose original idea it was isn't the point.
 
2013-04-12 01:54:32 AM  

bromah: It wasn't a stupid idea to begin with.  That senator wasn't the first one to suggest it either.  Just regular people have a difficult time grasping big things.   It's just irritating that it takes a figure of authority to push the idea, like a nail, through their thick sloped skulls.


My, aren't we the kewl little elitist!

Who's your daddy?

Who'ssssss your daaaaaaddy?
 
2013-04-12 01:56:38 AM  

Pixiest: Guys, no matter how much you White Knight for Obama, he's never going to sleep with you.

(Then again, he sticks his pole into Michelle so he'll obviously screw anything)


That's OK, just so long as he let's them give him big slurpy blow jobs.
 
2013-04-12 11:46:32 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: cretinbob: Except it wasn't either's idea, butthurtmitter

Living up to your Fark handle, I see. Whose original idea it was isn't the point.


Evidently, yeah it is
 
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