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(KTLA Los Angeles)   West Covina, CA's Home Depot hosts worst viral stunt promoting "Evil Dead" remake ever   (ktla.com) divider line 45
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2013-04-10 11:15:35 PM
So that''s what you gotta do to get help from a Home Depot employee.
 
2013-04-11 12:32:10 AM
I just had some keys made at that actual store like two weeks ago.
 
2013-04-11 01:25:23 AM
An employee saw what was happening and rushed to help the man.

You can do it, we can help.
 
2013-04-11 01:26:12 AM

C18H27NO3: An employee saw what was happening and rushed to help the man.

You can do it, we can help.


I was wondering if a store employee might have had to give the guy a hand.
 
2013-04-11 01:27:51 AM
Some people just can't read Hemingway.
 
2013-04-11 01:28:06 AM
Wannabe amputeeism is so 2004.
 
2013-04-11 01:28:08 AM

discgolfguru: C18H27NO3: An employee saw what was happening and rushed to help the man.

You can do it, we can help.

I was wondering if a store employee might have had to give the guy a hand.


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2013-04-11 01:28:36 AM

discgolfguru: I was wondering if a store employee might have had to give the guy a hand.


After they got one cut off I'd suppose he'd have to if they were to see this project through.
 
2013-04-11 01:35:54 AM

C18H27NO3: discgolfguru: I was wondering if a store employee might have had to give the guy a hand.

After they got one cut off I'd suppose he'd have to if they were to see this project through.


That's what gave me pause.  If he wanted both arms off he should have gone to the vertical plywood saw in the back, not grabbed a saw off the shelf.  Must have been a handsaw, too; the power saws on display aren't powered.
 
2013-04-11 01:35:59 AM
I grew up there.  I left because the damn place is so boring you'd be tempted to saw your own arm off for the excitement.
 
2013-04-11 01:37:41 AM
Why did they need to close the store for the rest of the day?
 
2013-04-11 01:39:36 AM
I'm sure at least one customer walked by and exclaimed "I want my paint in that shade of red!"
 
2013-04-11 01:42:00 AM
How do you cut off both arms with a one hand saw? That's a trick I'd like to see!
 
2013-04-11 01:43:38 AM

BarkingUnicorn: So that''s what you gotta do to get help from a Home Depot employee.


Semi-Pro tip- I always find the oldest person in a smock. Of course, that usually involves me walking a bit , but it pays off.

Birnone: I'm sure at least one customer walked by and exclaimed "I want my paint in that shade of red!"


i feel so bad laughing at that
 
2013-04-11 01:44:27 AM
Someone got raped by a tree?

Screw Home Depot. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.
 
2013-04-11 01:46:40 AM

echomike23: discgolfguru: C18H27NO3: An employee saw what was happening and rushed to help the man.

You can do it, we can help.

I was wondering if a store employee might have had to give the guy a hand.

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for your convenience
 
2013-04-11 01:53:52 AM
This is truly the darkest timeline.
 
2013-04-11 01:54:15 AM
Is this getting through finally to someone?  Anyone?

As a nation we need to re-fund mental health hospitals.

They deserve the care, we deserve the safety, everyone wins.


And yes, "Shop S-Mart"
 
2013-04-11 01:54:37 AM
There has to be an easier way to get the good parking...
 
2013-04-11 01:55:08 AM
The girl in Evil Dead cut her arm off with a roast beef slicer, not a power saw.
 
2013-04-11 02:01:19 AM
I used to love this game.

sydlexia.com
 
2013-04-11 02:03:47 AM

OgreMagi: I grew up there.  I left because the damn place is so boring you'd be tempted to saw your own arm off for the excitement.


You grew up in a Home Depot?
 
2013-04-11 02:08:37 AM
How disarming.
 
2013-04-11 02:10:04 AM
Character is lucky an off-duty paramedic just happened to be there.
 
2013-04-11 02:11:42 AM
If only someone had been armed...
 
2013-04-11 02:13:05 AM
Oh yeah right, but they won't cut MDF because it's 'against store policy'.
 
2013-04-11 02:14:24 AM
He was just half way through getting ready to pay their installation fee.
 
2013-04-11 02:15:45 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The girl in Evil Dead cut her arm off with a roast beef slicer, not a power saw.


Biatch should make me a sammitch.
 
2013-04-11 02:36:59 AM
I hope he sues the Home dePot and gets himself a nice pay check. You can bet that by next week all hand saws will be locked away from the crazy...they don't leave loaded guns laying around the gun store, and hand saws are deadly weapons.
 
2013-04-11 02:50:55 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The girl in Evil Dead cut her arm off with a roast beef slicer, not a power saw.


www.grilling24x7.com

What, one slice at a time?  OUCH.
 
2013-04-11 02:55:24 AM
I bet the second one would have been difficult.
 
2013-04-11 03:01:23 AM
So uh why would someone do this
 
2013-04-11 03:09:27 AM

man metaphysical: So uh why would someone do this


Some folks are just crazy, some are even crazier who have a self amputation fetish, and some folks take strange drugs that make them do strange things.
 
2013-04-11 03:44:39 AM

Gordon Bennett: I used to love this game.

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Yes! Mantazz FTW!
/spent a lot of quarters to get to the end of that one
 
2013-04-11 04:04:54 AM
Home Depot is all about the do-it-yourselfer
 
2013-04-11 04:06:04 AM

man metaphysical: So uh why would someone do this


Bath salts.

Meth.

severe mental illness.
 
2013-04-11 07:18:26 AM

fluffy2097: man metaphysical: So uh why would someone do this

Bath salts.

Meth.

severe mental illness.


I'll take bath salts for $100, Alex
 
2013-04-11 07:19:57 AM
Watched Evil Dead last night. Way better than I had feared.
 
2013-04-11 08:12:02 AM
And he used a farking hand saw. Bastard is hard-core. Though I think sawing off that second arm would be a little harder.

I remember this old school game. It was a FPS, came out in the 90s. It starts out with you crashing on a planet or something. You start off with a very basic med kit, but you can find a lot of cool medical tools including a suture and amputation device. You have to perform surgery on yourself for injuries, and you can elect to remove your own limbs if you need (which will impact your abilities, of course). You need to suture large wounds or you will bleed out, you have to suck poison from snake bites, and splint fractures. You also have to administer pain meds or you will die from the shock of pain. The most limbs you can cut off is 3, because the game won't allow you to use your last arm to cut your last arm off. Of course with 3 limbs missing, you can only crawl and use a single hand weapon. Also no jumping. It makes the game *much* harder.
 
2013-04-11 08:49:42 AM
Don't cry for me West Covina.

delafont.com
 
2013-04-11 09:15:57 AM
Doesn't sound like Evil Dead to me.

More like...
www.kepplerspeakers.com
 
2013-04-11 09:24:56 AM
Was it the tree rape scene? I hope it's the tree rape scene. I really want it to be the tree rape scene

::reads article::

Damn.

/I said rape three times
//four
 
2013-04-11 12:24:40 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The girl in Evil Dead cut her arm off with a roast beef slicer, not a power saw.

Angry Rahm asks "Really dude, roast beef slicers?"
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-11 12:30:20 PM
"I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store"
 
2013-04-11 07:13:23 PM
good thing there was a sale, or it would have cost him a leg too.
 
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