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(WHAS 11 Louisville)   Today's FARK ready headline: Man defecates on store floor, tries to walk out in stolen clothes   (whas11.com) divider line 33
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2013-04-11 02:17:28 AM
Another Jackass movie?
 
2013-04-11 02:21:45 AM
Dollar General store, he just messed up their inventory numbers.
 
2013-04-11 02:23:44 AM
Isn't shiating in a Dollar General store kind of redundant?
 
2013-04-11 02:25:00 AM
Betcha they restocked his old clothes.
 
2013-04-11 02:25:26 AM
I take it he left a set of clothing in trade.  What's the big problem?
 
2013-04-11 02:27:06 AM
I bet the store still got the better end of that trade
 
2013-04-11 02:27:23 AM
His name is Vice and this is the shiat he does to gain notoriety?
 
2013-04-11 02:36:57 AM
Shiat on the floor of a Dollar store?  Will that get you a discount?
 
2013-04-11 02:37:47 AM
Well you don't want him to defecate after he put on his new clothes.
 
2013-04-11 02:41:07 AM
Vice is charged with (x,y,z)?
I thought it was supposed to be (x) was charged with vice.
 
2013-04-11 02:43:58 AM

skantea: Shiat on the floor of a Dollar store? Will that get you a discount?


It'll get you banished but not sure if from just that one or the whole chain.
 
2013-04-11 02:49:27 AM
Are those his new or old clothes in the mugshot?

Don't see any drug or intoxication charges so I guess he's just a nutter.
 
2013-04-11 02:51:12 AM
They could use this in an ad campaign.

"shiat your pants? Get a whole new wardrobe in seconds, cheap!"
 
2013-04-11 02:54:51 AM
Person #1 needs person #2 to pull this off successfully.
 
2013-04-11 02:59:13 AM
Is Dollar General one of those stores where everything costs $1, or am I being presumptuous?

What sorts of clothes that can fit an adult man can possibly be sold for that price? I've bought some very cheap T-shirts but they still cost far more than that. Even charity shops charge more than that.

I thought they only sold twee plastic toys, endless crockery, tiny decorative statues and Bible-based colouring books.
 
2013-04-11 03:10:06 AM

Gordon Bennett: Is Dollar General one of those stores where everything costs $1, or am I being presumptuous?

What sorts of clothes that can fit an adult man can possibly be sold for that price?


Slightly used MC Hammer pants.
 
2013-04-11 03:20:52 AM
This is distressing news....

I won't be buying previously owned thong underwear in the dollar store anymore!
 
2013-04-11 03:36:43 AM
Ridiculous that this is in the news. The man was obviously confused. And the police are charging him? They police should have brought in a community crisis counselor and kept this out of the news.
 
2013-04-11 03:57:47 AM

SpdrJay: This is distressing news....

I won't be buying previously owned thong underwear in the dollar store anymore!


The recycled toothbrushes are still a bargain worth buying.

swingerofbirches: Ridiculous that this is in the news. The man was obviously confused. And the police are charging him? They police should have brought in a community crisis counselor and kept this out of the news.


the sick sad side of newspapers and the internet. same should go for many crimes; some people have their careers and reputations destroyed before they even have a chance to hire an attorney. it's farked up and it's in truly bad taste. no one wants to be the front page sad news. those who are found innocent too often pay a terribly high price.
 
2013-04-11 04:02:13 AM
at least give him kudos for singing "it's howdy doody time" during the routine
 
2013-04-11 04:22:09 AM

Gordon Bennett: Is Dollar General one of those stores where everything costs $1, or am I being presumptuous?

What sorts of clothes that can fit an adult man can possibly be sold for that price? I've bought some very cheap T-shirts but they still cost far more than that. Even charity shops charge more than that.

I thought they only sold twee plastic toys, endless crockery, tiny decorative statues and Bible-based colouring books.




Walmart-lite.

Plus it's where you go to get these any time of the year.
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2013-04-11 04:26:25 AM

KrispyKritter: SpdrJay: This is distressing news....

I won't be buying previously owned thong underwear in the dollar store anymore!

The recycled toothbrushes are still a bargain worth buying.

swingerofbirches: Ridiculous that this is in the news. The man was obviously confused. And the police are charging him? They police should have brought in a community crisis counselor and kept this out of the news.

the sick sad side of newspapers and the internet. same should go for many crimes; some people have their careers and reputations destroyed before they even have a chance to hire an attorney. it's farked up and it's in truly bad taste. no one wants to be the front page sad news. those who are found innocent too often pay a terribly high price.


Some people just want 3 hots and a cot.

Or a masturbatorium.

Solitary confinement plus internet access. Perfect for Farkers.
 
2013-04-11 05:01:23 AM
Probably a family member of
 
2013-04-11 05:48:15 AM
I went out with a girl who worked in a Benetton shop, she said one day a guy took some women's clothes into a changing cubicle, shat on them and then left the shop. I wonder if this was him.
 
2013-04-11 05:48:56 AM

padraig: Probably a family member of


Don't keep us waiting like this
 
2013-04-11 05:52:15 AM

Cormee: padraig: Probably a family member of

Don't keep us waiting like this


The family must have gotten to Cormee before he could dish.
 
2013-04-11 06:03:57 AM
shiat, what happened ?

Oh, seems like the picture was too big.

You can get it here :   http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3297804/woman-shiats-in-supermarket-o. gif
 
2013-04-11 06:18:11 AM

padraig: shiat, what happened ?

Oh, seems like the picture was too big.

You can get it here :   http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3297804/woman-shiats-in-supermarket-o . gif


Given the filename, I think I'll pass. Thanks.
 
2013-04-11 06:18:54 AM
Someone got fired the other week for shiatting in the hallway, so I'm getting a big kick....
 
2013-04-11 07:14:47 AM
He didn't want to have to get all dressed up and go to Wal-Mart to crap on the floor.
 
2013-04-11 10:11:19 AM
I immediately assumed it was Wal-Mart.  My bad.
 
2013-04-11 12:22:24 PM
When ya' gotta go, ya' gotta go!

/keep it classy, Dollar General!
 
2013-04-11 01:05:40 PM
What I usually do is wipe the poop on my old clothes so no one wants to come near me. Then, I take the new clothes out the door and change into them in behind the dumpster.
 
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