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2013-04-11 01:14:31 AM
Norks? What a bunch of dicks!

/And if any ladies from South Korea want a safe place to stay my dad converted this basement into a bomb shelter.
 
2013-04-11 01:14:47 AM
This does raise an interesting point. The Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty has prevented us from testing a nuke in over twenty years and some in the establishment are worried about the reliability of our arsenal. For instance the implosion charges in some warheads have shown signs of micro fractures and it is unsure how they will perform. Maybe we can kill two birds with one stone?
 
2013-04-11 01:15:06 AM
Decades from now, a great grand child will ask "What are some changes that occurred in your life time?"  and I can say "When I was born there was an East Germany and a West Germany as well as a North Korea and a South Korea.  Not anymore.  Germany unified and just became known as Germany.  What we know of as Korea was actually South Korea and that eastern section of China was once called North Korea.  Also, everyone of North Korean decent was wiped out entirely."
 
2013-04-11 01:15:27 AM
As a retiree of a three letter agency within the department of defense, it will be very interesting to see what happens if any of the missiles get intercepted.
 
2013-04-11 01:16:34 AM

Triumph: crypticsatellite: nekom: Fingers crossed it explodes on the launch pad.

I still don't get the US stance of only shooting it down if it isn't going to hit water. Apparently, these missiles have been banned by agreement. Why let them collect data on a completed flight?

Why let them collect data on the efficacy of our anti-missile systems?


Because there's not much data you can collet on a missile with a pair of binoculars and a trapper-keeper
 
2013-04-11 01:17:11 AM
assets.nydailynews.com

Oh hey. What's theeat in thuh sky?
 
2013-04-11 01:17:12 AM
Imagine if one of the missiles, by mistake, hits Beijing.
 
2013-04-11 01:17:13 AM
As Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener would say: well... you know
 
2013-04-11 01:17:20 AM

redsquid: TheShavingofOccam123: Well, boys, it looks like Eisenhower only delayed the US using our nukes on Asians again.

I hope the survivors of all-out, escalated nuclear warfare remember that  America's people--not her government and not her corporations--were in the end decent people for the most part. We quite often took far too long to realize our errors and modify our behavior.

Enjoy the glow, the warmth, and the sloughing off of dead, burned skin. It sure was a beautiful place till we kept banging out babies.

God Save Mrs. Ethel Shroake, of 393A High Street, Leytonstone

OK I love you now. Gonna watch that as soon as A Boy and His Dog ends!


Amen. I haven't watched either in years.
 
2013-04-11 01:18:29 AM
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2013-04-11 01:18:33 AM
If this goes down, and US forces kick Nork butt up past the parallel again...shouldn't we start getting substantial discounts on Kias and Hyundais from now on?  Hell, for that matter, all South Korean products.
 
2013-04-11 01:19:14 AM
so wait, they fueled the rocket, then moved it? Am I understanding that correctly?
 
2013-04-11 01:19:42 AM
www.charlock.org
 
2013-04-11 01:19:50 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-11 01:20:22 AM

AGremlin: If this goes down, and US forces kick Nork butt up past the parallel again...shouldn't we start getting substantial discounts on Kias and Hyundais from now on?  Hell, for that matter, all South Korean products.


I've been eyeing a Samsung Galaxy for awhile now.
 
2013-04-11 01:20:23 AM

The5thElement: As a retiree of a three letter agency within the department of defense,


MIB? K, is that you?
 
2013-04-11 01:20:25 AM

AGremlin: If this goes down, and US forces kick Nork butt up past the parallel again...shouldn't we start getting substantial discounts on Kias and Hyundais from now on?  Hell, for that matter, all South Korean products.


Well, South Korea does artificially weaken their currency, which keeps the prices down on the vehicles they manufacture. Does that count?
 
2013-04-11 01:20:30 AM
img94.imageshack.us
Not Particularly Useful Against Ter... oh wait.
 
2013-04-11 01:20:53 AM

The5thElement: As a retiree of a three letter agency within the department of defense, it will be very interesting to see what happens if any of the missiles get intercepted.


If nothing else, it'll be a good real-world proof of concept test of our ABM systems. If it works, of course.
 
2013-04-11 01:21:35 AM

CaptSacto: As Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener would say: well... you know


Can we hear that on a kazookeylele?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAg5KjnAhuU

/Piano, ukulele, kazoo and vocals? All at once?
 
2013-04-11 01:21:35 AM

fiveseven15: Why let them collect data on the efficacy of our anti-missile systems?

Because there's not much data you can collet on a missile with a pair of binoculars and a trapper-keeper


Actually, if the info is ABM systems fail to intercept missile, binoculars and a Trapper-Keeper are about all that's needed. Un would act like it was a big victory.
 
2013-04-11 01:22:00 AM

AGremlin: If this goes down, and US forces kick Nork butt up past the parallel again...shouldn't we start getting substantial discounts on Kias and Hyundais from now on?  Hell, for that matter, all South Korean products.


Do we really need discounts on them, they are cheap already. My spare car is an 02 Accent, it's my winter mobile so I don't shiat up my nicer vehicle. Best heater in any car I have ever owned. You can tell it gets nuts freezing cold there. Thing is like farking Legolas on snow and ice too.
 
2013-04-11 01:22:03 AM

redsquid: This does raise an interesting point. The Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty has prevented us from testing a nuke in over twenty years and some in the establishment are worried about the reliability of our arsenal. For instance the implosion charges in some warheads have shown signs of micro fractures and it is unsure how they will perform. Maybe we can kill two birds with one stone?


I sincerely hope not. As if Japan needs more nuclear fallout. (You know they'd get more than their share.)
 
2013-04-11 01:23:25 AM

Jesterling: [www.charlock.org image 590x452]


HAH! Beautiful.
 
2013-04-11 01:23:32 AM

AGremlin: If this goes down, and US forces kick Nork butt up past the parallel again...shouldn't we start getting substantial discounts on Kias and Hyundais from now on?  Hell, for that matter, all South Korean products.


I could certainly do with some kimchi.
 
2013-04-11 01:23:46 AM
FULLY BATTLE-ERECT
 
2013-04-11 01:24:03 AM
Are the Norks violating any treaties if they conduct a missile launch?
 
2013-04-11 01:24:47 AM
Fugg it!

i25.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-11 01:25:25 AM

xaveth: [img94.imageshack.us image 425x319]
Not Particularly Useful Against Ter... oh wait. ever.


FTFY buddy.
 
2013-04-11 01:26:03 AM
Are we go for a preemptive counterattack?
 
2013-04-11 01:26:04 AM

armor helix: My only hope is that the the US does not end up getting involved in this nonsense.


NK will bomb Japan before dawn. NK has had an uncontrollable solanum infection crisis for the last few months. They've hidden as many healthy citizens as possible in underground tunnels, but the infected on the surface have grown exponentially and to such an extent that the military is being overwhelmed. Bombing Japan will trigger a military response from the US. NK's hope is that the US response will eliminate the walking infected so the healthy citizens can return to the surface.
 
2013-04-11 01:26:08 AM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-04-11 01:26:18 AM

crypticsatellite: I'm not saying sea of fire, but sea of fire.

[subatomicsatan.com image 553x484]


What's one of those guys from Babylon 5 doing on the History Channel?
 
2013-04-11 01:26:52 AM
Fish in the Sea of Japan are on high alert.
 
2013-04-11 01:26:55 AM

armor helix: My only hope is that the the US does not end up getting involved in this nonsense.


Pft. It's like 60 years too late for that.
 
2013-04-11 01:26:57 AM
Patriot missiles are not capable of downing ICBMs.
 
2013-04-11 01:27:03 AM

Enigmamf: AGremlin: If this goes down, and US forces kick Nork butt up past the parallel again...shouldn't we start getting substantial discounts on Kias and Hyundais from now on?  Hell, for that matter, all South Korean products.

Well, South Korea does artificially weaken their currency, which keeps the prices down on the vehicles they manufacture. Does that count?

No.


neongoats: Do we really need discounts on them, they are cheap already.


Yes.
 
2013-04-11 01:27:06 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: CaptSacto: As Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener would say: well... you know

Can we hear that on a kazookeylele?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAg5KjnAhuU

/Piano, ukulele, kazoo and vocals? All at once?


Ya know... that was pretty good.
Thanks.
 
2013-04-11 01:27:16 AM

CygnusDarius: AGremlin: If this goes down, and US forces kick Nork butt up past the parallel again...shouldn't we start getting substantial discounts on Kias and Hyundais from now on?  Hell, for that matter, all South Korean products.

I could certainly do with some kimchi.


I'm pretty adventurous with food, love most Asian dishes, but I had kimchi about a decade ago and hated it. Worth revisiting even if I hate cabbage?
 
2013-04-11 01:27:44 AM

Notabunny: armor helix: My only hope is that the the US does not end up getting involved in this nonsense.

NK will bomb Japan before dawn. NK has had an uncontrollable solanum infection crisis for the last few months. They've hidden as many healthy citizens as possible in underground tunnels, but the infected on the surface have grown exponentially and to such an extent that the military is being overwhelmed. Bombing Japan will trigger a military response from the US. NK's hope is that the US response will eliminate the walking infected so the healthy citizens can return to the surface.


Little do you know that American forces are ill-trained to fight the infected, and the returning soldiers will only spread the virus.
 
2013-04-11 01:27:48 AM
Anyone ever notice that Kim Jong Un sports the same haircut as Shia Le Boeuf in the movie Lawless? Really, it's uncanny.
 
2013-04-11 01:28:10 AM

King Something: cameroncrazy1984: Your Average Witty Fark User: I love how NK thinks they can take on all comers.

China has told them to back off. I'm not so sure they'd actively defend them.

NK is about to get put in the corner. Spanked, and put in the corner.

Go on...

After the spanking, the oral sex!


http://www.yhchang.com/CUNNILINGUS_IN_NORTH_KOREA.html

/obligatory
 
2013-04-11 01:28:15 AM

berylman: Anyone ever notice that Kim Jong Un sports the same haircut as Shia Le Boeuf in the movie Lawless? Really, it's uncanny.


mind_blown.jpg
 
2013-04-11 01:28:28 AM

farkingismybusiness: CygnusDarius: AGremlin: If this goes down, and US forces kick Nork butt up past the parallel again...shouldn't we start getting substantial discounts on Kias and Hyundais from now on?  Hell, for that matter, all South Korean products.

I could certainly do with some kimchi.

I'm pretty adventurous with food, love most Asian dishes, but I had kimchi about a decade ago and hated it. Worth revisiting even if I hate cabbage?


If you hate cabbage, it's extremely doubtful you'll learn to love kimchi.
 
2013-04-11 01:28:55 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Mentat: If I'm the ocean, I'm getting pretty worried right about now.

Uchiha_Cycliste: With the NK miss-all in launch position, does anyone know what the time frame is for a launch?

They have to find someone with a book of matches to light the fuse first. Have a Snickers. It's gonna be a while.


Poo, I guess I'll just check in in the morning
 
2013-04-11 01:29:09 AM
CNN's not live here any longer (US West Coast) so clearly nothing is happening.
 
2013-04-11 01:29:09 AM

cameroncrazy1984: Your Average Witty Fark User: I love how NK thinks they can take on all comers.

China has told them to back off. I'm not so sure they'd actively defend them.

NK is about to get put in the corner. Spanked, and put in the corner.

Go on...


I fully support your desire for some NK strange. More power to you.

In the mean time, they're the loud mouth at the party that isn't wanted there and can't fight. We all know how that ends.
 
2013-04-11 01:29:11 AM
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2013-04-11 01:30:02 AM

CaptSacto: TheShavingofOccam123: CaptSacto: As Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener would say: well... you know

Can we hear that on a kazookeylele?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAg5KjnAhuU

/Piano, ukulele, kazoo and vocals? All at once?

Ya know... that was pretty good.
Thanks.


YW.

I think the guy built it himself from salvaged thrift-store stuff.
 
2013-04-11 01:31:14 AM

Treygreen13: farkingismybusiness: CygnusDarius: AGremlin: If this goes down, and US forces kick Nork butt up past the parallel again...shouldn't we start getting substantial discounts on Kias and Hyundais from now on?  Hell, for that matter, all South Korean products.

I could certainly do with some kimchi.

I'm pretty adventurous with food, love most Asian dishes, but I had kimchi about a decade ago and hated it. Worth revisiting even if I hate cabbage?

If you hate cabbage, it's extremely doubtful you'll learn to love kimchi.


What if you like sauerkraut?

No, really, I've never had kimchi, and my curiosity has been renewed.
 
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