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2013-04-11 12:01:40 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: With the NK miss-all in launch position, does anyone know what the time frame is for a launch? I mean to ask, what is likely the longest we would have to wait before we could assume it's a bluff and they won't do it.


They will probably launch, but not with any ordnance.  They will just test missiles, try to show that they CAN send nasty shiat to Japan or Guam or whatever.  If they truly are stupid enough to attack someone, they should be prepared to be wiped out completely.  For example if they desire to nuke the U.S., they might be able to hit Guam, possibly Hawaii, although a lot of experts doubt it.  If they nuked Guam, that would be enough for the U.S. to swoop over and turn NK into slag.  I don't know what the response would be if they nuked SK or Japan.  I think even China might wipe them out if they did that.
 
2013-04-11 12:17:59 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Uchiha_Cycliste: With the NK miss-all in launch position, does anyone know what the time frame is for a launch? I mean to ask, what is likely the longest we would have to wait before we could assume it's a bluff and they won't do it.

They will probably launch, but not with any ordnance.  They will just test missiles, try to show that they CAN send nasty shiat to Japan or Guam or whatever.  If they truly are stupid enough to attack someone, they should be prepared to be wiped out completely.  For example if they desire to nuke the U.S., they might be able to hit Guam, possibly Hawaii, although a lot of experts doubt it.  If they nuked Guam, that would be enough for the U.S. to swoop over and turn NK into slag.  I don't know what the response would be if they nuked SK or Japan.  I think even China might wipe them out if they did that.


I think it'll just be a test/show of capablity too, mainly I was wondering when it's likely to happen. Or if I should forget about it and go to bed soon.
 
2013-04-11 12:19:38 AM  
How do you say "Glass Parking Lot" in Korean?
 
2013-04-11 12:22:11 AM  
LATEST
While some media reported that the North is believed to have finished fueling its missiles, the last step for a liftoff, the shift of missile locations raised questions about the information because moving fuel-injected missiles could destabilize them.

Is Vegas or London setting odds? What's the line on the Norks blow themselves up?
 
2013-04-11 12:24:54 AM  
That's actually not the latest. I didn't see that it was KST.
 
2013-04-11 12:52:46 AM  

King Something: How do you say "Glass Parking Lot" in Korean?


Grass Parkyng Rot.
 
2013-04-11 12:53:33 AM  

panfried: I can't believe people are even concerned about this bozo or his bottle rocket brigade. Bazaar.  It's almost as if he's part of an orchestrated  diversion.  I wonder what foxes are in whose hen house while the world focuses on this class clown.


Tell the folks in South Korea and Japan who those missiles are aimed at right now how inconsequential this guy is.  Go on.  I dare you.
 
2013-04-11 12:54:36 AM  

Confabulat: Was it really necessary to parade them through the main square of their capital city?


It's their only paved road.
 
2013-04-11 12:54:53 AM  

bob_ross: [s24.postimg.org image 850x585] Come at U.S. Bro


A-10's are so farking badass
 
2013-04-11 12:55:40 AM  
Anyone have a live feed?
 
2013-04-11 12:55:41 AM  
My only hope is that the the US does not end up getting involved in this nonsense.
 
2013-04-11 12:56:13 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: North Korea is what, the size of Alabama or something?  They don't really think they can do anything but end up being extinguished, do they?

Even if a Tae Po Dong somehow made it to California and took out San Francisco, the international community would sit on their hands, even China, while America's forces turned NK into a foxhole.


Yeah, if North Korea actually does anything, they're toast.  The only questions are, is Un that crazy, and how many people in SK and Japan can he take with him?
 
2013-04-11 12:56:26 AM  

armor helix: My only hope is that the the US does not end up getting involved in this nonsense.


...END UP involved?

This whole mess has been pointed at us from the very start.
 
2013-04-11 12:56:30 AM  

crypticsatellite: nekom: Fingers crossed it explodes on the launch pad.

I still don't get the US stance of only shooting it down if it isn't going to hit water. Apparently, these missiles have been banned by agreement. Why let them collect data on a completed flight?


Because we don't want them to collect data on our countermeasures, either.

Also, we're not totally sure if they work, and we'd look like assholes if we missed.
 
2013-04-11 12:56:58 AM  

armor helix: My only hope is that the the US does not end up getting involved in this nonsense.


Well, we are kind of treaty-bound to step in in South Korea or Japan is attacked.  So you bet we will.
 
2013-04-11 12:57:06 AM  

styckx: bob_ross: [s24.postimg.org image 850x585] Come at U.S. Bro

A-10's are so farking badass


The flying gun.
 
2013-04-11 12:57:24 AM  
Bad https cert
 
2013-04-11 12:57:59 AM  
Maybe they're not missiles and they're actually giant unicorn horns?
Who would look stupid then?
 
2013-04-11 12:58:26 AM  
China knows that if their yappy little dog actually bites anyone, it's getting put down.
 
2013-04-11 01:00:07 AM  
So is NK going to finally shiat or get off the pot? I'm so fed up with waiting for them to commit suicide by carpet bombing  I'm ready to invade.
 
2013-04-11 01:00:18 AM  
i.imgur.com

/replace dad with Best Korea's only fatass
 
2013-04-11 01:00:59 AM  
Well, boys, it looks like Eisenhower only delayed the US using our nukes on Asians again.

I hope the survivors of all-out, escalated nuclear warfare remember that  America's people--not her government and not her corporations--were in the end decent people for the most part. We quite often took far too long to realize our errors and modify our behavior.

Enjoy the glow, the warmth, and the sloughing off of dead, burned skin. It sure was a beautiful place till we kept banging out babies.

God Save Mrs. Ethel Shroake, of 393A High Street, Leytonstone
 
2013-04-11 01:01:28 AM  

CaptSacto: Well, FWIW, here's what old farts like me were taught to do: duck and cover.


www.larkin.net.au

I've seen this before, but never noticed the burqa theme, like in lower left. "And Patty covered herself with a coat she was carrying."
 
2013-04-11 01:01:35 AM  
i781.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-11 01:01:59 AM  
Um sorry, you too late to get it up and launched.
We wait all day and no Massive KABOOM, so we go bed now.
You try next week between 9am and 5pm central time.

/Yours truly, your welfare check providers.
 
2013-04-11 01:04:16 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: China knows that if their yappy little dog actually bites anyone, it's getting put down.


At this point they'd likely appreciate an outside vet who'd put down the dog that shiats on the rug and pisses all over the house.
 
2013-04-11 01:04:22 AM  

King Something: How do you say "Glass Parking Lot" in Korean?


I don't know what they call it now, but by next year it may be Pyongyang.
 
2013-04-11 01:04:57 AM  
s7.postimg.org
 
2013-04-11 01:05:04 AM  
If I'm the ocean, I'm getting pretty worried right about now.
 
2013-04-11 01:05:23 AM  
I love how NK thinks they can take on all comers.

China has told them to back off. I'm not so sure they'd actively defend them.

NK is about to get put in the corner. Spanked, and put in the corner.
 
2013-04-11 01:05:27 AM  

that bosnian sniper: So is NK going to finally shiat or get off the pot? I'm so fed up with waiting for them to commit suicide by carpet bombing  I'm ready to invade.


Let the South Koreans handle reunification.  I don't want to pay for Fatty the Third's shiat. Those farkwits in the North can't even feed themselves.

/help our allies bomb them? Okay.
Invade? No.
 
2013-04-11 01:05:53 AM  

crypticsatellite: Also, the rumored disappearance of NorK subs the other day...


Any truth to this? I read it on a few websites, but it was all copy/paste and the websites seemed to be of the whargarbll variety.
 
2013-04-11 01:06:13 AM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: I love how NK thinks they can take on all comers.

China has told them to back off. I'm not so sure they'd actively defend them.

NK is about to get put in the corner. Spanked, and put in the corner.


Go on...
 
2013-04-11 01:07:33 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Your Average Witty Fark User: I love how NK thinks they can take on all comers.

China has told them to back off. I'm not so sure they'd actively defend them.

NK is about to get put in the corner. Spanked, and put in the corner.

Go on...


After the spanking, the oral sex!
 
2013-04-11 01:07:51 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Well, boys, it looks like Eisenhower only delayed the US using our nukes on Asians again.

I hope the survivors of all-out, escalated nuclear warfare remember that  America's people--not her government and not her corporations--were in the end decent people for the most part. We quite often took far too long to realize our errors and modify our behavior.

Enjoy the glow, the warmth, and the sloughing off of dead, burned skin. It sure was a beautiful place till we kept banging out babies.

God Save Mrs. Ethel Shroake, of 393A High Street, Leytonstone


If you need to get something off your chest, go talk to a shrink and apologize to him/her.

Nothing is going to continue to happen here.

They launch, it heads into the ocean and nothing happens or it heads toward a land mass and we try to intercept it and nothing happens. This staged BSery is getting boring and the only ones crying about it are the ones farthest away from it.
 
2013-04-11 01:07:52 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Well, boys, it looks like Eisenhower only delayed the US using our nukes on Asians again.

I hope the survivors of all-out, escalated nuclear warfare remember that  America's people--not her government and not her corporations--were in the end decent people for the most part. We quite often took far too long to realize our errors and modify our behavior.

Enjoy the glow, the warmth, and the sloughing off of dead, burned skin. It sure was a beautiful place till we kept banging out babies.

God Save Mrs. Ethel Shroake, of 393A High Street, Leytonstone


OK I love you now. Gonna watch that as soon as A Boy and His Dog ends!
 
2013-04-11 01:07:52 AM  
thechive.files.wordpress.com

/no one tell him he's using those wrong
 
2013-04-11 01:08:21 AM  

farkingismybusiness: King Something: How do you say "Glass Parking Lot" in Korean?

Grass Parkyng Rot.


유리 주차장
 
2013-04-11 01:08:23 AM  

HeartBurnKid: armor helix: My only hope is that the the US does not end up getting involved in this nonsense.

Well, we are kind of treaty-bound to step in in South Korea or Japan is attacked.  So you bet we will.


Which treaty are you referring to?
 
2013-04-11 01:08:48 AM  

Mentat: If I'm the ocean, I'm getting pretty worried right about now.


Yeah.. the Sea of Japan is SO going to get the sh*t uselessly missled out of it.
Well, I guess it does produce propaganda to keep the NorK masses brainwashed.
 
2013-04-11 01:08:51 AM  
*yawn*
 
2013-04-11 01:09:26 AM  

styckx: bob_ross: [s24.postimg.org image 850x585] Come at U.S. Bro

A-10's are so farking badass


AcneVulgaris: styckx: bob_ross: [s24.postimg.org image 850x585] Come at U.S. Bro

The flying gun.


Just going to leave this little piece of music here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJu2njFgSN8
 
2013-04-11 01:09:42 AM  
www.liquidmatrix.org
Where's the KA-BOOM?!?
 
2013-04-11 01:10:13 AM  

Triumph: CNN is actually live after 11 pm. Wow.


Meh. Let me know when they deploy a tactical Anderson Cooper.
 
2013-04-11 01:10:16 AM  
Has anyone bothered to search Dennis Rodman's garage?
 
2013-04-11 01:10:19 AM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-11 01:10:21 AM  

Mentat: If I'm the ocean, I'm getting pretty worried right about now.


Uchiha_Cycliste: With the NK miss-all in launch position, does anyone know what the time frame is for a launch?


They have to find someone with a book of matches to light the fuse first. Have a Snickers. It's gonna be a while.
 
2013-04-11 01:10:52 AM  
www.charlock.org
 
2013-04-11 01:10:58 AM  

Treygreen13: *yawn*


There does seem to be a bit of 'NorK threats fatigue' going on...
 
2013-04-11 01:13:59 AM  

Wolfling: Treygreen13: *yawn*

There does seem to be a bit of 'NorK threats fatigue' going on...


Srsly, it's wearying. Threat, nothing. Threat, nothing. Threat, nothing. Threat, nothing. Threat, nothing.

Sure guy, you can burn the building down. You can put strychnine in the guacamole.
 
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