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2013-04-10 10:08:18 PM
I'm not saying sea of fire, but sea of fire.

subatomicsatan.com
 
2013-04-10 10:10:19 PM
Let me know when the Patriots launch.
 
2013-04-10 10:13:45 PM
www.godlikeproductions.com
 
2013-04-10 10:13:55 PM

CaptSacto: Let me know when the Patriots launch.


i will.
 
2013-04-10 10:14:17 PM
Farking hell.
 
2013-04-10 10:15:09 PM

scottydoesntknow: Farking hell.


Oh please. They're not going to do jack shiat other than conduct another stupid missile test. They're not attacking anyone.
 
2013-04-10 10:15:27 PM

doglover: CaptSacto: Let me know when the Patriots launch.

i will.


Appreciate it. Are you in the neighborhood?
 
2013-04-10 10:16:14 PM

CaptSacto: doglover: CaptSacto: Let me know when the Patriots launch.

i will.

Appreciate it. Are you in the neighborhood?


yep
 
2013-04-10 10:18:10 PM
Damn I was really confused for a second. "Norks" not "Snorks"
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-10 10:19:00 PM
www.straferight.com
 
2013-04-10 10:21:35 PM

doglover: CaptSacto: doglover: CaptSacto: Let me know when the Patriots launch.

i will.

Appreciate it. Are you in the neighborhood?

yep


Stay safe, dude.
I'm still of the opinion that this is just another Un wienie wave. They've done this sh*t before, too.
Things could get interesting if the threat appears great enough to launch the Patriots.
 
2013-04-10 10:22:00 PM
It'll be very interesting to see from where the missiles launch as there has been some speculation as to multiple missile launchers in diverse places.

Also, the rumored disappearance of NorK subs the other day...

Really, the idea of a major conflict erupting from all this is ludicrous...and yet...
 
2013-04-10 10:24:16 PM

CaptSacto: doglover: CaptSacto: doglover: CaptSacto: Let me know when the Patriots launch.

i will.

Appreciate it. Are you in the neighborhood?

yep

Stay safe, dude.
I'm still of the opinion that this is just another Un wienie wave. They've done this sh*t before, too.
Things could get interesting if the threat appears great enough to launch the Patriots.


There's no general panic here. Business as usual. But it's making me edgy. I don't want to test my "how to survive a nuke" knowledge from those old survival manuals.
 
2013-04-10 10:24:24 PM
Fingers crossed it explodes on the launch pad.
 
2013-04-10 10:31:13 PM

nekom: Fingers crossed it explodes on the launch pad.


I still don't get the US stance of only shooting it down if it isn't going to hit water. Apparently, these missiles have been banned by agreement. Why let them collect data on a completed flight?
 
2013-04-10 10:31:54 PM

doglover: CaptSacto: doglover: CaptSacto: Let me know when the Patriots launch.

i will.

Appreciate it. Are you in the neighborhood?

yep


Has NK actually made any specific threats toward Japan?
 
2013-04-10 10:34:29 PM

make me some tea: doglover: CaptSacto: doglover: CaptSacto: Let me know when the Patriots launch.

i will.

Appreciate it. Are you in the neighborhood?

yep

Has NK actually made any specific threats toward Japan?


Heh, 48 minutes ago: North Korea declares Japan will be battlefield if war breaks out
 
2013-04-10 10:34:42 PM

make me some tea: doglover: CaptSacto: doglover: CaptSacto: Let me know when the Patriots launch.

i will.

Appreciate it. Are you in the neighborhood?

yep

Has NK actually made any specific threats toward Japan?


Much like when I'm swinging a golf club, with the Norks, oftentimes what they hit is only vaguely related to what they were aiming for.
 
2013-04-10 10:35:12 PM

doglover: There's no general panic here. Business as usual. But it's making me edgy. I don't want to test my "how to survive a nuke" knowledge from those old survival manuals.


Well, FWIW, here's what old farts like me were taught to do: duck and cover.
I'm sure it's every bit as good advice now as it was then.
Sorry. Just trying to lighten the mood.
I really doubt anything serious will come of this.
 
2013-04-10 10:35:19 PM

crypticsatellite: nekom: Fingers crossed it explodes on the launch pad.

I still don't get the US stance of only shooting it down if it isn't going to hit water. Apparently, these missiles have been banned by agreement. Why let them collect data on a completed flight?


I don't agree with it either. In fact, and I seem to be in the majority opinion here on Fark, I would have blown them up as soon as they started fueling them. Given the threats made, as much as we all know they are inconceivable (I used that word correctly), I'd say that the USA, worst Korea or Japan would be well within their rights to do that.
 
2013-04-10 10:35:50 PM

crypticsatellite: nekom: Fingers crossed it explodes on the launch pad.

I still don't get the US stance of only shooting it down if it isn't going to hit water. Apparently, these missiles have been banned by agreement. Why let them collect data on a completed flight?


Why let them collect data on the efficacy of our anti-missile systems?
 
2013-04-10 10:36:52 PM

doglover: CaptSacto: doglover: CaptSacto: doglover: CaptSacto: Let me know when the Patriots launch.

i will.

Appreciate it. Are you in the neighborhood?

yep

Stay safe, dude.
I'm still of the opinion that this is just another Un wienie wave. They've done this sh*t before, too.
Things could get interesting if the threat appears great enough to launch the Patriots.

There's no general panic here. Business as usual. But it's making me edgy. I don't want to test my "how to survive a nuke" knowledge from those old survival manuals.


I believe the "Duck and Cover" method works equally as well for nuclear fallout as it does for flowing rivers of lava.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-10 10:38:24 PM
It'd be sweet to use that new laser thingy and blow up their rockets on the launch pad.
 
2013-04-10 10:39:00 PM

BrieBelle00:
I believe the "Duck and Cover" method works equally as well for nuclear fallout as it does for flowing rivers of lava.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x353]


That episode was about 15 years ago. That fact is scarier to me than anything best Korea could ever say.
 
2013-04-10 10:42:14 PM

nekom: BrieBelle00:
I believe the "Duck and Cover" method works equally as well for nuclear fallout as it does for flowing rivers of lava.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x353]

That episode was about 15 years ago. That fact is scarier to me than anything best Korea could ever say.


We old.

:(
 
2013-04-10 10:44:02 PM

crypticsatellite: nekom: Fingers crossed it explodes on the launch pad.

I still don't get the US stance of only shooting it down if it isn't going to hit water. Apparently, these missiles have been banned by agreement. Why let them collect data on a completed flight?


Because if we don't try to shoot it down we can't miss & look silly (or more likely, not doing so doesn't let NK know the true capabilities of our anti missile systems)

/good luck doglover - duck & cover probably won't do much but it's better than nothing I guess
//leslienielsongoodluckwe'reall.jpg
 
2013-04-10 10:52:13 PM

scottydoesntknow: make me some tea: doglover: CaptSacto: doglover: CaptSacto: Let me know when the Patriots launch.

i will.

Appreciate it. Are you in the neighborhood?

yep

Has NK actually made any specific threats toward Japan?

Heh, 48 minutes ago: North Korea declares Japan will be battlefield if war breaks out


Oh. Well, then.
 
2013-04-10 10:52:58 PM

Rincewind53: scottydoesntknow: Farking hell.

Oh please. They're not going to do jack shiat other than conduct another stupid missile test. They're not attacking anyone.


This. There's no conceivable reason why NK would ever start a war. They don't have anything to gain from it, and they don't have an ideological leaning towards martyrdom or kamikaze-dom. There's NO REASON for them to do this.
 
2013-04-10 10:54:49 PM

Triumph: [www.godlikeproductions.com image 497x354]


thats going on facebook.
 
2013-04-10 10:56:54 PM

DamnYankees: Rincewind53: scottydoesntknow: Farking hell.

Oh please. They're not going to do jack shiat other than conduct another stupid missile test. They're not attacking anyone.

This. There's no conceivable reason why NK would ever start a war. They don't have anything to gain from it, and they don't have an ideological leaning towards martyrdom or kamikaze-dom. There's NO REASON for them to do this.


There is actually one reason - the military is preparing a coup against the ruling clan. IF, and it's a huge if, Un could actually successfully authorize a successful attack on any "enemy," it would be an internal victory, regardless of the outcomes. Might even be enough to convince the militarized peasants that any officers that opposed it were enemies.
 
2013-04-10 11:02:36 PM

doglover: nekom: BrieBelle00:
I believe the "Duck and Cover" method works equally as well for nuclear fallout as it does for flowing rivers of lava.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x353]

That episode was about 15 years ago. That fact is scarier to me than anything best Korea could ever say.

We old.

:(


Holy christ, I didn't realize it was  that long ago! I'd have only been 15 for about 2 months when this originally aired :-|
 
2013-04-10 11:04:44 PM

crypticsatellite: I'm not saying sea of fire, but sea of fire.


Beautiful.
 
2013-04-10 11:07:43 PM

BrieBelle00: doglover: nekom: BrieBelle00:
I believe the "Duck and Cover" method works equally as well for nuclear fallout as it does for flowing rivers of lava.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x353]

That episode was about 15 years ago. That fact is scarier to me than anything best Korea could ever say.

We old.

:(

Holy christ, I didn't realize it was  that long ago! I'd have only been 15 for about 2 months when this originally aired :-|


And if you think THAT makes you feel old, I can assure you that it only accelerates from this point forward.
Prepare to become your parents.
 
2013-04-10 11:12:02 PM
CNN is actually live after 11 pm. Wow.
 
2013-04-10 11:21:05 PM

CaptSacto: BrieBelle00: doglover: nekom: BrieBelle00:
I believe the "Duck and Cover" method works equally as well for nuclear fallout as it does for flowing rivers of lava.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x353]

That episode was about 15 years ago. That fact is scarier to me than anything best Korea could ever say.

We old.

:(

Holy christ, I didn't realize it was  that long ago! I'd have only been 15 for about 2 months when this originally aired :-|

And if you think THAT makes you feel old, I can assure you that it only accelerates from this point forward.
Prepare to become your parents.


I'm a rebel - bypassed parents and went straight to mygrandparents... had to have back surgery last year at the tender age of 29 *le sigh* TLIF on the L4/L5. Good times. (related to an MVA when on active duty in 2003) "Parents" would be an upgrade lol
 
2013-04-10 11:22:12 PM
I can't believe people are even concerned about this bozo or his bottle rocket brigade. Bazaar.  It's almost as if he's part of an orchestrated  diversion.  I wonder what foxes are in whose hen house while the world focuses on this class clown.
 
2013-04-10 11:23:59 PM
No. News cannot happen within the next six hours. I have to sleep.
 
2013-04-10 11:24:42 PM

panfried: I wonder what foxes are in whose hen house while the world focuses on this class clown.


G8 and a new freakin' AWB.
 
2013-04-10 11:28:13 PM
North Korea is what, the size of Alabama or something?  They don't really think they can do anything but end up being extinguished, do they?

Even if a Tae Po Dong somehow made it to California and took out San Francisco, the international community would sit on their hands, even China, while America's forces turned NK into a foxhole.
 
2013-04-10 11:33:25 PM
Wolf Blitzer just said CNN's sources are expecting "multiple launches at any moment." I'm calling it right now that Kim Jong W. Un is their main source and he's trading info for pizza.
 
2013-04-10 11:36:58 PM

BrieBelle00: I'm a rebel - bypassed parents and went straight to mygrandparents... had to have back surgery last year at the tender age of 29 *le sigh* TLIF on the L4/L5. Good times. (related to an MVA when on active duty in 2003) "Parents" would be an upgrade lol


Well, crap. That just sucks.
Here's hoping your mind remains young and surgically unaltered.
 
2013-04-10 11:37:44 PM

CaptSacto: Let me know when the Patriots launch.


With Gronk out and Welker gone, they're sticking to the running game.
 
2013-04-10 11:47:11 PM
Was it really necessary to parade them through the main square of their capital city?
 
2013-04-10 11:51:57 PM
s24.postimg.org Come at U.S. Bro
 
2013-04-10 11:54:03 PM
With the NK miss-all in launch position, does anyone know what the time frame is for a launch? I mean to ask, what is likely the longest we would have to wait before we could assume it's a bluff and they won't do it.
 
2013-04-10 11:55:33 PM

BrieBelle00: CaptSacto: BrieBelle00: doglover: nekom: BrieBelle00:
I believe the "Duck and Cover" method works equally as well for nuclear fallout as it does for flowing rivers of lava.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x353]

That episode was about 15 years ago. That fact is scarier to me than anything best Korea could ever say.

We old.

:(

Holy christ, I didn't realize it was  that long ago! I'd have only been 15 for about 2 months when this originally aired :-|

And if you think THAT makes you feel old, I can assure you that it only accelerates from this point forward.
Prepare to become your parents.

I'm a rebel - bypassed parents and went straight to mygrandparents... had to have back surgery last year at the tender age of 29 *le sigh* TLIF on the L4/L5. Good times. (related to an MVA when on active duty in 2003) "Parents" would be an upgrade lol


I feel ya...36  with bad shoulder, both knees, and a foot. I need a few surgeries but no money or insurance. Ahh well I can feel a storm coming hours before it hits. That and i sound like a bowl of rice krispies when I get up in the morning. Always gives me a chuckle...
 
2013-04-10 11:56:15 PM

OtherLittleGuy: CaptSacto: Let me know when the Patriots launch.

With Gronk out and Welker gone, they're sticking to the running game.


Say what you will, but I miss the days of Steve Grogan.
 
2013-04-10 11:57:41 PM
From a military standpoint, it must suck that your enemies know so much about what you are doing that their  media can report the position (skyward) of your missiles in a very short amount of time.
 
2013-04-10 11:58:35 PM

Thats_Not_My_Baby: From a military standpoint, it must suck that your enemies know so much about what you are doing that their  media can report the position (skyward) of your missiles in a very short amount of time.


Well, when you give everyone on the planet a one-month notice about your planned military actions, it's pretty hard to get anything done unnoticed.
 
2013-04-10 11:59:44 PM

CavalierEternal: Thats_Not_My_Baby: From a military standpoint, it must suck that your enemies know so much about what you are doing that their  media can report the position (skyward) of your missiles in a very short amount of time.

Well, when you give everyone on the planet a one-month notice about your planned military actions, it's pretty hard to get anything done unnoticed.


Really... even Google maps has been updated.
 
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