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2013-04-10 09:29:21 PM
Seriously, WTF...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-10 09:41:56 PM
I really can't tell if that's Landover Baptist Church all over again.
 
2013-04-10 10:07:10 PM
As a heterosexual I really didn't give 2 shiats about gays marrying, but, after 90 seconds of that I am now totally anti-gay in hopes it will prevent me from ever having to hear ANYTHING like that again.

The only thing that would be worse would be Rush redoing 'Today's Tom Sawyer' as an anti-gay protest song. Jebus, even thing about that males me wants to outlaw the evil gays to prevent it.
 
2013-04-10 10:12:59 PM
Anyone else think of Loader #1340 when you put him into the radio in Moxxi's?
 
2013-04-10 10:33:10 PM
This is awesome. It sounds like one of those "shreds" videos.
 
2013-04-11 01:17:34 AM
I don't hear so great so I went looking for the lyrics. Knowing what they were saying didn't help even the tiniest bit. I declare that subby was understating just how horrible this is.

Lyrics -
When a man loves a woman,a woman loves a man
-It's all a part of God's family plan
-As Adam to Eve,a man takes a wife
-But as Bruce is to Steve (Oh,Lord),it's bound to take your life **{chorus} It's called Livin' Outside of God's Word Ain't it the strangest thing,you've ever seen or heard You keep on doin' as you please (laugh) Now that's your choice,here comes your disease (yeah) Someday soon my God will bring you to your knees Oh,oh oh,oh Oh...........................

-Now Sodom and Gomorrah,they never stood a chance
-This godly man did plea,but they would not repent
-So do all that you see,that's right in your eyes
-Until the word of God comes from His judgment seat
-To burn it all with fire........... }chorus} -followed by guitar interlude

*Bridge- Are you ready for a Love,that's sent from above -It's when a woman loves a man,what don't you understand -When God blessed the seed,He came through Adam and Eve -Not Steve and Dave,not Ellen and Mary Jane (Ahhhhhh!!!) #Guitar solo#
-When a man loves a woman,a woman loves a man
-It's all a part of God's family plan
-As Adam to Eve,a man takes a wife
-But as Bruce is to Steve,it's bound to take your life(uhhhh)...
 
2013-04-11 01:25:57 AM
What I learned from that video is that if you're gay you get a free skull.

Which is pretty bad ass if you ask me.
 
2013-04-11 07:01:44 AM
It's hard for me to believe that isn't one of the funniest parodies I've heard in a while.
 
2013-04-11 07:08:52 AM

cretinbob: Anyone else think of Loader #1340 when you put him into the radio in Moxxi's?


mother of god, you're right!
 
2013-04-11 07:20:06 AM
i249.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-11 07:24:48 AM
30 seconds
 
2013-04-11 07:38:05 AM

Philbb: You keep on doin' as you please (laugh) Now that's your choice,here comes your disease (yeah) Someday soon my God will bring you to your knees Oh,oh oh,oh Oh.OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!   OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! !111!   OH!..........................


ftfy
 
2013-04-11 07:44:22 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-11 08:12:51 AM
Oh dear farking christ, I needed this this morning.

Thanks for the coffee-snorting belly laughs, Fark.  You never let me down.
 
2013-04-11 08:16:38 AM
Apparently it was part of God's plan for this guy to write a shiatty love song.

/no apologies offered, none accepted
 
2013-04-11 08:24:26 AM
I think the word that describes this song is "boring".
 
2013-04-11 09:48:44 AM
There's a competition? ok, I'll bite.  What's the best anti-gay song
 
2013-04-11 10:31:07 AM

cwolf20: There's a competition? ok, I'll bite.  What's the best anti-gay song


Link
 
2013-04-11 10:34:47 AM
I guess this means all bassists and drummers are gay?  Because he obviously couldn't find any.
 
2013-04-11 11:35:17 AM
Was this done in one of those "make your own song" recording kiosks?
 
2013-04-11 11:51:49 AM
Worst Songs
 
2013-04-11 11:52:02 AM
I listened until the lull around 1:30. He seemed like he was fumbling for where he should go next. Kind of appropriate.
 
2013-04-11 12:05:37 PM
 
2013-04-11 12:13:41 PM
Were the guitarist and the vocalist looking at the same sheet music when that was recorded? It sounded like they were doing completely different songs.
 
2013-04-11 01:38:32 PM

peasandcarrots: Were the guitarist and the vocalist looking at the same sheet music when that was recorded? It sounded like they were doing completely different songs.


that is hilarious....a guitar player looking at sheet music...what's next?
 
2013-04-11 02:47:59 PM
It's not "Christian Side Hug?"
 
2013-04-11 04:03:10 PM
Even if I hated homos (which I don't) that song would make me want to barf.
 
2013-04-11 04:35:26 PM

Vance Uppercut: peasandcarrots: Were the guitarist and the vocalist looking at the same sheet music when that was recorded? It sounded like they were doing completely different songs.

that is hilarious....a guitar player looking at sheet music...what's next?


A bass player getting laid?
 
2013-04-11 05:48:24 PM
Counterpoint. (Not even remotely SFW)
 
2013-04-11 06:30:31 PM

verbaltoxin: It's not "Christian Side Hug?"


That one's anti-any-frontal-contact
 
462
2013-04-11 06:38:22 PM

OgreMagi: Vance Uppercut: peasandcarrots: Were the guitarist and the vocalist looking at the same sheet music when that was recorded? It sounded like they were doing completely different songs.

that is hilarious....a guitar player looking at sheet music...what's next?

A bass player getting laid?


A drummer owning a home?
 
2013-04-11 06:39:17 PM

462: OgreMagi: Vance Uppercut: peasandcarrots: Were the guitarist and the vocalist looking at the same sheet music when that was recorded? It sounded like they were doing completely different songs.

that is hilarious....a guitar player looking at sheet music...what's next?

A bass player getting laid?

A drummer owning a home?


A singer helping to load the gear?
 
462
2013-04-11 06:42:31 PM

OgreMagi: 462: OgreMagi: Vance Uppercut: peasandcarrots: Were the guitarist and the vocalist looking at the same sheet music when that was recorded? It sounded like they were doing completely different songs.

that is hilarious....a guitar player looking at sheet music...what's next?

A bass player getting laid?

A drummer owning a home?

A singer helping to load the gear?


A flautist winning a grammy for best heavy metal album?
 
2013-04-11 06:51:51 PM

462: OgreMagi: 462: OgreMagi: Vance Uppercut: peasandcarrots: Were the guitarist and the vocalist looking at the same sheet music when that was recorded? It sounded like they were doing completely different songs.

that is hilarious....a guitar player looking at sheet music...what's next?

A bass player getting laid?

A drummer owning a home?

A singer helping to load the gear?

A flautist winning a grammy for best heavy metal album?


Now you're being silly.
 
462
2013-04-11 07:31:08 PM
You started it with the singer helping load in gear!
 
2013-04-11 09:14:47 PM

462: OgreMagi: 462: OgreMagi: Vance Uppercut: peasandcarrots: Were the guitarist and the vocalist looking at the same sheet music when that was recorded? It sounded like they were doing completely different songs.

that is hilarious....a guitar player looking at sheet music...what's next?

A bass player getting laid?

A drummer owning a home?

A singer helping to load the gear?

A flautist winning a grammy for best heavy metal album?





A crowd demanding a bass solo?
 
2013-04-11 10:40:54 PM
what was with the dead guy in the video? weird...
 
2013-04-11 10:45:46 PM
good to see creed putting out new stuff
 
2013-04-11 11:34:57 PM
Must... kill...

the queens...


www.imfdb.org
 
2013-04-12 04:04:00 AM

NuttierThanEver: 462: OgreMagi: 462: OgreMagi: Vance Uppercut: peasandcarrots: Were the guitarist and the vocalist looking at the same sheet music when that was recorded? It sounded like they were doing completely different songs.

that is hilarious....a guitar player looking at sheet music...what's next?

A bass player getting laid?

A drummer owning a home?

A singer helping to load the gear?

A flautist winning a grammy for best heavy metal album?

A crowd demanding a bass solo?


Never been to a SpinalTap show, have you?
 
2013-04-12 07:18:35 AM
"-When God blessed the seed,He came through Adam and Eve - "  Pretty racy stuff, indeed!
 
2013-04-12 08:24:27 AM
I guess he couldn't find anyone else to play on his track; that should be a clear sign your song sucks dude.
 
2013-04-12 03:42:57 PM
And Jesus drew a line in the sand and said, "He who knows no sin, cast the first stone."  Apparently lots of folks out there are perfect!
 
2013-04-12 05:16:06 PM
Unimpressed.
thecollective.edu
 
2013-04-12 05:36:06 PM
More proof that music and politics should never mix, especially when people's civil rights are in question.
 
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