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(Time)   Nine f*cking things your stupid ass probably didn't know about goddamned swear words   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 16
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18108 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Apr 2013 at 5:12 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-11 05:31:08 AM  
2 votes:
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Taught me all I ever needed to know about profanity.
2013-04-11 12:00:22 PM  
1 votes:
I'm just going to leave this here, as it is somewhat relevant.

Tim Minchin
The Pope Song

Fark the motherfarker, fark the motherfarker
Fark the motherfarker, he's a farking motherfarker
Fark the motherfarker, fark the motherfarker
Fark the motherfarker he's a total motherfarker
Fark the motherfarker, fark the motherfarker
Fark the motherfarker, fark him, fark the motherfarker
Fark the motherfarker, fark the motherfarking Pope
Fark the motherfarker, fark the motherfarker
Fark the motherfarker, he's a farking motherfarker
Fark the motherfarker, fark the motherfarker
Fark the motherfarker he's a total motherfarker
Fark the motherfarker, fark the motherfarker
Fark the motherfarker, fark him, fark the motherfarker
Fark the motherfarker, fark the motherfarking Pope

Fark the motherfarker, and fark you motherfarker
If you think that motherfarker is sacred
If you cover for another motherfarker who's a kiddy-farker
Fark you, you're no better than the motherfarking rapist

And if you don't like the swearing that this motherfarker forced from me
And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity
Then fark you, motherfarker, this is language one employs
When one is farking pissed about motherfarkers farking boys.
2013-04-11 10:20:52 AM  
1 votes:

SkunkWorx: Christians don't have curse words.


Reminds me of a story I read somewhere about a Christian speaker named Tony Campolo. He once shocked a convention by telling them, "While you were asleep in bed last night, 30,000 kids died in extreme poverty - and most of you don't even give a shiat." Once the crowd had recovered and collected their jaws from the ground, he added, "What's worse is that you're more upset that I just used the word 'shiat' than that 30,000 kids died last night."
2013-04-11 09:35:25 AM  
1 votes:
static.prtst.net
2013-04-11 09:16:45 AM  
1 votes:
2013-04-11 07:28:21 AM  
1 votes:
FTFA: "The Romans didn't divide people up [by being heterosexual and homosexual]," she says. "They divided people into active and passive. So what was important was to be the active partner." Hence, sexual slurs were more along the lines words like pathicus, a rather graphic term which basically means receiver.

In other words: "biatch."

May I make a suggestion for a change to the Fark filter? Any time someone types out "biatch," it comes out as "pathicus" instead. That would be fun.
2013-04-11 07:14:24 AM  
1 votes:
I have found as I get older, I say fark more and do fark less.
2013-04-11 05:54:15 AM  
1 votes:

gibbon1: TheJoe03: It almost seems that shiat has been downgraded to "ass" and "damn" level. coont is still the king of cuss words (in the US), which I never really understood. It's one of the best cuss words ever.

Comparative analysis will show coont is the strongest cuss word in English. If you combine coont with another swear word like farking coont, you'll notice that the result is less than coont and more than fark.

I never use coont.  If someone is enough of a coont to be called a coont, they don't deserve the honor.  Nope they get the southern term, 'special'


Bless your heart.
2013-04-11 05:52:53 AM  
1 votes:

TheJoe03: It almost seems that shiat has been downgraded to "ass" and "damn" level. coont is still the king of cuss words (in the US), which I never really understood. It's one of the best cuss words ever.


Comparative analysis will show coont is the strongest cuss word in English. If you combine coont with another swear word like farking coont, you'll notice that the result is less than coont and more than fark.

I never use coont.  If someone is enough of a coont to be called a coont, they don't deserve the honor.  Nope they get the southern term, 'special'
2013-04-11 05:52:49 AM  
1 votes:
What would it be like to have a conversation with a three-percenter? "That would be like Eddie Murphy," Mohr says.

Christ, what an asshole.
2013-04-11 05:50:26 AM  
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: "Fark me sideways with a large Mexican cactus" is one of my favorites.

Fark is a most versatile word.  Fark the fark off, you farking fark. Can't do that with any other word.


"smurf"
2013-04-11 05:27:27 AM  
1 votes:

ReapTheChaos: You would think an article about swear words would have the integrity to use those words in the article rather than substituting "S-" or "F-Bomb".


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2013-04-11 05:17:37 AM  
1 votes:
Do it in style.

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2013-04-11 03:41:48 AM  
1 votes:
"Fark me sideways with a large Mexican cactus" is one of my favorites.

Fark is a most versatile word.  Fark the fark off, you farking fark. Can't do that with any other word.
2013-04-11 02:36:35 AM  
1 votes:
DNRTFA but I just wanted to say that I've always found the phrase "f*ck me running" to be amusing.
2013-04-11 01:33:49 AM  
1 votes:
You would think an article about swear words would have the integrity to use those words in the article rather than substituting "S-" or "F-Bomb".
 
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