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(Daily Dot)   Florida man hopes to get intimate with women with no strings attached   (dailydot.com) divider line 42
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2013-04-10 07:46:10 PM
The best advice he can get: Go with the flow.
 
2013-04-10 08:01:43 PM
It's nice to see a man living his dreams, period.
 
2013-04-10 08:12:48 PM
That's disgusting, even for Florida.
 
2013-04-10 08:20:42 PM
ewwww
 
2013-04-10 08:22:39 PM
At the start of 2013, Gardner made four resolutions:

1. To get my legal first name changed to Pad.
2. To start preparing for life as a feminine pad.
3. To set a world record for having the largest pad collection.
4. To become a pink disposable feminine pad.


Not bloody likely.
 
2013-04-10 08:23:39 PM
amazingasset.com
 
2013-04-10 08:32:11 PM
Yep. This is definitely a two a.m. Florida thread
 
2013-04-10 08:42:26 PM
It's not my dream but it's really close to it.
 
2013-04-10 09:39:19 PM

brap: It's not my dream but it's really close to it.


I remember when Prince Charles said that he wanted to be Camilla's tampon.
 
2013-04-10 10:08:09 PM
That was an absorbing read.

Wonder how many women have volunteered their vulva so far?
 
2013-04-10 10:45:11 PM
Is there anything Florida Man can't do?
 
2013-04-10 11:39:28 PM

King Something: Is there anything Florida Man can't do?


Stay off Fark for 24 hours.
 
2013-04-10 11:49:28 PM
I keep reading intimate as inmate in the headline.
 
2013-04-10 11:51:53 PM
Also:
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-04-11 02:22:06 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: I keep reading intimate as inmate in the headline.


He should be.
 
2013-04-11 02:33:21 AM
i90.photobucket.com

Blood brother?
 
2013-04-11 02:34:56 AM
What's so wrong about a bit of string?

citizented.com
 
2013-04-11 02:39:08 AM
I need some brain bleach.
 
2013-04-11 02:39:57 AM

King Something: Is there anything Florida Man can't do?


Beat Triangle Man
 
2013-04-11 02:41:07 AM
I was going to make a joke about marionettes not being good enough for him but first I read the article and DEAR GOD WHY DID I DO THAT?

That reminds me, I've read that there is a Museum of Menstruation around somewhere. Perhaps this chap might want to visit. There might even be more than one. I personally can't see it being a particularly rewarding visit but at least you can expect it to be reasonably free from hordes of shrieking primary school children.

Which is nice.
 
2013-04-11 02:42:58 AM
I thought this was going to be a puppet or marionette joke. Or a Godfather joke, even.
 
2013-04-11 02:45:20 AM

Gordon Bennett: That reminds me, I've read that there is a Museum of Menstruation around somewhere.


Beaver Falls, Oregon.
 
2013-04-11 03:27:08 AM
Florida..Americas tampon?  It does absorb a lot a of crazy..
 
2013-04-11 03:34:00 AM
This reminds of that stupid show on TLC, where a guy is in a sexual relationship with his car.

Clearly, some wiring got mixed up in these people's brains.
 
2013-04-11 03:36:52 AM

miss diminutive: This reminds of that stupid show on TLC, where a guy is in a sexual relationship with his car.

Clearly, some wiring got mixed up in these people's brains.


"My Mother the Car" meets "Oedipus Rex?"

Eeeeeewwwww.
 
2013-04-11 03:39:24 AM
I think this guy is more of a douche than a feminine pad.
 
2013-04-11 03:59:30 AM
How long before he's caught digging around in a trash can in the ladies' room?

I wonder what his Fark handle is...

Hey guy, remember the old saying: YOU ARE WAT YOU EAT. Truer words are rarely spoken.
 
2013-04-11 04:01:08 AM
some day some one should figure out a way to help people like this. they could probably even make a career of it.
 
2013-04-11 04:48:47 AM
Florida man is crazy and needs to be under constant professional supervision
 
2013-04-11 05:01:26 AM

SuperDuper28: Florida man is crazy and needs to be under constant professional supervision


In a padded room.
 
2013-04-11 05:53:42 AM
Blah blah blah Thai pad blah blah. lol
 
2013-04-11 06:26:47 AM

starsrift: I thought this was going to be a puppet or marionette joke. Or a Godfather joke, even.


s24.postimg.org

GO WINGS!!!!
 
2013-04-11 06:45:10 AM
Now there's someone with a good attitude toward menstruation!
 
2013-04-11 08:04:27 AM
He sees a psychiatrist and a therapist regularly

Not often enough, I'd say...
 
2013-04-11 08:15:02 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-11 08:23:07 AM
Man, wow, I can't even comprehend that article. Like a bad acid trip, in print.
 
2013-04-11 08:50:38 AM
If this is the same guy (and I really hope it is, because one of them is already too much), he is completely serious about this. He is/was a player on the same mud that Drew used to code for (where the term Fark was popularized, if i'm not mistaken). Total farking fruit loop. I didn't get it then and I don't now. I mean, we all want to be up in that shiat, but come on.
 
2013-04-11 09:08:40 AM
I've learned from threads about homosexuality and autism, that it's wrong to make fun of people because they are different or because you think their sexual proclivities are "weird".
He simply has an alternate lifestyle, and he should be respected and afforded the same rights and courtesies as anyone else.
 
2013-04-11 11:17:33 AM

Fano: King Something: Is there anything Florida Man can't do?

Beat Triangle Man


Is he a dot?
 
2013-04-11 05:50:41 PM
Came for a nice article about puppets, leaving somewhat disturbed.
 
2013-04-12 05:56:52 AM

doubled99: I've learned from threads about homosexuality and autism, that it's wrong to make fun of people because they are different or because you think their sexual proclivities are "weird".
He simply has an alternate lifestyle, and he should be respected and afforded the same rights and courtesies as anyone else.


Most people encounter this concept before they reach adulthood. Better late than never, I guess.
 
2013-04-12 04:12:57 PM
I've learned from threads about homosexuality and autism, that it's wrong to make fun of people because they are different or because you think their sexual proclivities are "weird".
He simply has an alternate lifestyle, and he should be respected and afforded the same rights and courtesies as anyone else.

Most people encounter this concept before they reach adulthood. Better late than never, I guess.


Most people develop a sense of humor by infancy. Hopefully you'll catch up.
 
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