TKM: You chose, poorly.
Mr. Coffee Nerves: I have a condition that seems a bit similar. The very SIGHT of my penis makes women have sudden respiratory difficulties -- they break out in these weird rhythmic, spasmodic patterns of hyperventilation with corresponding vocal cord emittings. Sometimes the effect is so severe they actually end up crying.
Smoking GNU: And that is why i don't listen to bible-thumpers, ever
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