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(Daily Mail)   Woman told she's allergic to husband's sperm, says the news was hard to swallow   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 14
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2013-04-11 04:51:10 AM
7 votes:

TKM: You chose, poorly.


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But his member cannot pass beyond the great seal. That is the boundary, and the price, of virginity.
2013-04-11 02:57:50 AM
6 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I have a condition that seems a bit similar. The very SIGHT of my penis makes women have sudden respiratory difficulties -- they break out in these weird rhythmic, spasmodic patterns of hyperventilation with corresponding vocal cord emittings. Sometimes the effect is so severe they actually end up crying.


It's not your penis. Being locked in a basement for extended periods of time will produce the same effect.

/sorry, had to
2013-04-11 05:11:53 AM
5 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I have a condition that seems a bit similar. The very SIGHT of my penis makes women have sudden respiratory difficulties -- they break out in these weird rhythmic, spasmodic patterns of hyperventilation with corresponding vocal cord emittings. Sometimes the effect is so severe they actually end up crying.


I believe that's called laughter.
2013-04-11 02:40:18 AM
3 votes:
I have a condition that seems a bit similar. The very SIGHT of my penis makes women have sudden respiratory difficulties -- they break out in these weird rhythmic, spasmodic patterns of hyperventilation with corresponding vocal cord emittings. Sometimes the effect is so severe they actually end up crying.
2013-04-11 05:44:52 AM
2 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I have a condition that seems a bit similar. The very SIGHT of my penis makes women have sudden respiratory difficulties -- they break out in these weird rhythmic, spasmodic patterns of hyperventilation with corresponding vocal cord emittings. Sometimes the effect is so severe they actually end up crying.


One day I walking down the street and saw a little boy sitting on the curb cry.  So I say down next to him and asked what was wrong. He said, I'm too small to do what the older boys do so I'm all alone. I thought about it for a bit and started crying too.
2013-04-11 04:55:18 AM
2 votes:

Smoking GNU: And that is why i don't listen to bible-thumpers, ever


Of the myriad reasons, THIS is the one you chose?
2013-04-11 04:50:41 AM
2 votes:
You would have thought my ex-wife was. turned out she was just a biatch, who knew?
2013-04-11 04:48:07 AM
2 votes:
fta Just two weeks ago, Clara underwent this intravaginal 'graded challenge' using dilutions of her husband's seminal fluid which were injected every 15-20 minutes over the course of two to three hours

She married a teenager?
2013-04-11 04:34:33 AM
2 votes:
So you skip the first 2 years of "fun" marriage and just get right to the main event.

*shrug*
2013-04-11 07:57:07 AM
1 votes:
i483.photobucket.com

Just so you know I'm running a fever, I've got a nasty cough, and my sinuses are filled with something I can't even describe. But it was totally worth it!
2013-04-11 06:33:48 AM
1 votes:
www.workerspower.co.uk


So, you have a problem with the gentlemans relish?
2013-04-11 05:05:51 AM
1 votes:
I've actually seen this before.  My second ex used to have similar symptoms after sex and we had both tested clean as far as STD's, etc., and were faithful and monogamous until we went our seperate ways.  During our marriage though, she asked her gyno about it and the gyno concluded that it was allergies to the sperm.

Not too heartbroken about it myself - her allergy to my sperm didn't end our marriage...it was my allergy to her bullshiat.
TKM
2013-04-11 04:40:32 AM
1 votes:
You chose, poorly.
2013-04-11 01:53:56 AM
1 votes:
A newlywed bride, who waited until she was married to have sex with her husband,

'I had this bizarre reaction,' Clara told ABC, who for privacy reasons did not want to use her real name. 'I had burning and swelling and redness, which was very unusual. I thought I had contracted an STD.


That must have been an awkward honeymoon.
 
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