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(Daily Mail)   Woman told she's allergic to husband's sperm, says the news was hard to swallow   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 10
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2013-04-11 05:01:34 AM  
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fickle floridian: Here's the part I don't get: "... and even using a condom won't help the North Carolina couple".

Um, how is that even possible?


Well if true it's more likely she just has an ultra-sensitive vagina than a semen allergy.
2013-04-11 07:57:07 AM  
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i483.photobucket.com

Just so you know I'm running a fever, I've got a nasty cough, and my sinuses are filled with something I can't even describe. But it was totally worth it!
2013-04-11 05:05:51 AM  
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I've actually seen this before.  My second ex used to have similar symptoms after sex and we had both tested clean as far as STD's, etc., and were faithful and monogamous until we went our seperate ways.  During our marriage though, she asked her gyno about it and the gyno concluded that it was allergies to the sperm.

Not too heartbroken about it myself - her allergy to my sperm didn't end our marriage...it was my allergy to her bullshiat.
2013-04-11 05:02:49 AM  
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fickle floridian: Here's the part I don't get: "... and even using a condom won't help the North Carolina couple".

Um, how is that even possible?


Given that this is the daily fail, it most likely isn't, and this story is fake. I move we boycott this garbage and the sun.
2013-04-11 05:00:54 AM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: fickle floridian: Here's the part I don't get: "... and even using a condom won't help the North Carolina couple".

Um, how is that even possible?

I assume she's also allergic to latex or the spermicide on the condoms.


Interesting. But that would be sort of an odd coincidence, wouldn't it? Feels like we're kinda sneaking up on Occam's Razor here, but maybe it's just me. (Thanks for the reply.)
2013-04-11 04:51:10 AM  
1 votes:

TKM: You chose, poorly.


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But his member cannot pass beyond the great seal. That is the boundary, and the price, of virginity.
2013-04-11 04:44:19 AM  
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andynz81: A newlywed bride, who waited until she was married to have sex with her husband, has opened up about the shock discovery that she is allergic to his sperm.

You need to figure this shiat out before you get so damn serious about things.


And that is why i don't listen to bible-thumpers, ever. If she had done the deed with him before the wedding, they'd have discovered the problem and decided then what the best course of action would be.
TKM
2013-04-11 04:40:32 AM  
1 votes:
You chose, poorly.
2013-04-11 04:39:38 AM  
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A newlywed bride, who waited until she was married to have sex with her husband, has opened up about the shock discovery that she is allergic to his sperm.

You need to figure this shiat out before you get so damn serious about things.
2013-04-11 02:57:50 AM  
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Mr. Coffee Nerves: I have a condition that seems a bit similar. The very SIGHT of my penis makes women have sudden respiratory difficulties -- they break out in these weird rhythmic, spasmodic patterns of hyperventilation with corresponding vocal cord emittings. Sometimes the effect is so severe they actually end up crying.


It's not your penis. Being locked in a basement for extended periods of time will produce the same effect.

/sorry, had to
 
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