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2013-04-11 01:53:56 AM  
A newlywed bride, who waited until she was married to have sex with her husband,

'I had this bizarre reaction,' Clara told ABC, who for privacy reasons did not want to use her real name. 'I had burning and swelling and redness, which was very unusual. I thought I had contracted an STD.


That must have been an awkward honeymoon.
 
2013-04-11 02:40:18 AM  
I have a condition that seems a bit similar. The very SIGHT of my penis makes women have sudden respiratory difficulties -- they break out in these weird rhythmic, spasmodic patterns of hyperventilation with corresponding vocal cord emittings. Sometimes the effect is so severe they actually end up crying.
 
2013-04-11 02:57:50 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I have a condition that seems a bit similar. The very SIGHT of my penis makes women have sudden respiratory difficulties -- they break out in these weird rhythmic, spasmodic patterns of hyperventilation with corresponding vocal cord emittings. Sometimes the effect is so severe they actually end up crying.


It's not your penis. Being locked in a basement for extended periods of time will produce the same effect.

/sorry, had to
 
2013-04-11 04:34:33 AM  
So you skip the first 2 years of "fun" marriage and just get right to the main event.

*shrug*
 
2013-04-11 04:39:38 AM  
A newlywed bride, who waited until she was married to have sex with her husband, has opened up about the shock discovery that she is allergic to his sperm.

You need to figure this shiat out before you get so damn serious about things.
 
TKM
2013-04-11 04:40:32 AM  
You chose, poorly.
 
2013-04-11 04:44:09 AM  
just needs to take a few benadrly before sex, or get those allergy shots.........
 
2013-04-11 04:44:19 AM  

andynz81: A newlywed bride, who waited until she was married to have sex with her husband, has opened up about the shock discovery that she is allergic to his sperm.

You need to figure this shiat out before you get so damn serious about things.


And that is why i don't listen to bible-thumpers, ever. If she had done the deed with him before the wedding, they'd have discovered the problem and decided then what the best course of action would be.
 
2013-04-11 04:48:07 AM  
fta Just two weeks ago, Clara underwent this intravaginal 'graded challenge' using dilutions of her husband's seminal fluid which were injected every 15-20 minutes over the course of two to three hours

She married a teenager?
 
2013-04-11 04:50:41 AM  
You would have thought my ex-wife was. turned out she was just a biatch, who knew?
 
2013-04-11 04:51:10 AM  

TKM: You chose, poorly.


cdn1.sbnation.com

But his member cannot pass beyond the great seal. That is the boundary, and the price, of virginity.
 
2013-04-11 04:52:57 AM  
Here's the part I don't get: "... and even using a condom won't help the North Carolina couple".

Um, how is that even possible?
 
2013-04-11 04:55:00 AM  

fickle floridian: Here's the part I don't get: "... and even using a condom won't help the North Carolina couple".

Um, how is that even possible?


I assume she's also allergic to latex or the spermicide on the condoms.
 
2013-04-11 04:55:18 AM  

Smoking GNU: And that is why i don't listen to bible-thumpers, ever


Of the myriad reasons, THIS is the one you chose?
 
2013-04-11 05:00:54 AM  

miss diminutive: fickle floridian: Here's the part I don't get: "... and even using a condom won't help the North Carolina couple".

Um, how is that even possible?

I assume she's also allergic to latex or the spermicide on the condoms.


Interesting. But that would be sort of an odd coincidence, wouldn't it? Feels like we're kinda sneaking up on Occam's Razor here, but maybe it's just me. (Thanks for the reply.)
 
2013-04-11 05:01:34 AM  

fickle floridian: Here's the part I don't get: "... and even using a condom won't help the North Carolina couple".

Um, how is that even possible?


Well if true it's more likely she just has an ultra-sensitive vagina than a semen allergy.
 
2013-04-11 05:02:25 AM  

awalkingecho: Smoking GNU: And that is why i don't listen to bible-thumpers, ever

Of the myriad reasons, THIS is the one you chose?


Just one example, yes
 
2013-04-11 05:02:49 AM  

fickle floridian: Here's the part I don't get: "... and even using a condom won't help the North Carolina couple".

Um, how is that even possible?


Given that this is the daily fail, it most likely isn't, and this story is fake. I move we boycott this garbage and the sun.
 
2013-04-11 05:05:51 AM  
I've actually seen this before.  My second ex used to have similar symptoms after sex and we had both tested clean as far as STD's, etc., and were faithful and monogamous until we went our seperate ways.  During our marriage though, she asked her gyno about it and the gyno concluded that it was allergies to the sperm.

Not too heartbroken about it myself - her allergy to my sperm didn't end our marriage...it was my allergy to her bullshiat.
 
2013-04-11 05:09:24 AM  
Seminal plasma hypersensitivity causes an allergic reaction to the proteins carrying the sperm, not the sperm itself

Sounds like it could be any man's sperm, not just this specific person, unless those proteins are unique to each individual. Yet another reason to determine if you are sexually compatible with your mate before tying the knot.

/Does it also affect oral?
//We need to test this, people!
 
2013-04-11 05:09:48 AM  

fickle floridian: miss diminutive: fickle floridian: Here's the part I don't get: "... and even using a condom won't help the North Carolina couple".

Um, how is that even possible?

I assume she's also allergic to latex or the spermicide on the condoms.

Interesting. But that would be sort of an odd coincidence, wouldn't it? Feels like we're kinda sneaking up on Occam's Razor here, but maybe it's just me. (Thanks for the reply.)


True. Plus, lets keep in mind this is coming from the Daily Fail. It's just as likely the woman in the article had an allergic reaction to shrimp and the author decided to get some easy clicks.
 
2013-04-11 05:11:53 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I have a condition that seems a bit similar. The very SIGHT of my penis makes women have sudden respiratory difficulties -- they break out in these weird rhythmic, spasmodic patterns of hyperventilation with corresponding vocal cord emittings. Sometimes the effect is so severe they actually end up crying.


I believe that's called laughter.
 
2013-04-11 05:20:42 AM  

miss diminutive: fickle floridian: miss diminutive: fickle floridian: Here's the part I don't get: "... and even using a condom won't help the North Carolina couple".

Um, how is that even possible?

I assume she's also allergic to latex or the spermicide on the condoms.

Interesting. But that would be sort of an odd coincidence, wouldn't it? Feels like we're kinda sneaking up on Occam's Razor here, but maybe it's just me. (Thanks for the reply.)

True. Plus, lets keep in mind this is coming from the Daily Fail. It's just as likely the woman in the article had an allergic reaction to shrimp and the author decided to get some easy clicks.


I'm not sure what his size has to do with any of this.
 
2013-04-11 05:23:42 AM  
Time to find a new girlfriend.
 
2013-04-11 05:27:48 AM  

wraith95: fickle floridian: Here's the part I don't get: "... and even using a condom won't help the North Carolina couple".

Um, how is that even possible?

Given that this is the daily fail, it most likely isn't, and this story is fake. I move we boycott this garbage and the sun.


And be plunged into darkness?
 
2013-04-11 05:30:45 AM  

Mister Buttons: Time to find a new girlfriend.


Maybe it's just his sperm. He should wait and see if she has the same reaction to other dudes sperm.
 
2013-04-11 05:42:09 AM  

Premeditated_Road_Rage: I've actually seen this before.  My second ex used to have similar symptoms after sex and we had both tested clean as far as STD's, etc., and were faithful and monogamous until we went our seperate ways.  During our marriage though, she asked her gyno about it and the gyno concluded that it was allergies to the sperm.

Not too heartbroken about it myself - her allergy to my sperm didn't end our marriage...it was my allergy to her bullshiat.


This is also my story...
 
2013-04-11 05:44:52 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I have a condition that seems a bit similar. The very SIGHT of my penis makes women have sudden respiratory difficulties -- they break out in these weird rhythmic, spasmodic patterns of hyperventilation with corresponding vocal cord emittings. Sometimes the effect is so severe they actually end up crying.


One day I walking down the street and saw a little boy sitting on the curb cry.  So I say down next to him and asked what was wrong. He said, I'm too small to do what the older boys do so I'm all alone. I thought about it for a bit and started crying too.
 
2013-04-11 06:14:03 AM  
Kills people!!

It petrifies me coz girls be hanging out with them.

And one night they could be in the club having fun with their gay friend and give them a little kiss *smack* and go home with their AIDS on their lips!

And then with her husband then like five years later "Mr Johnson, you have AIDS" he goes "AIDS?! But I'm not a homosexual."

.

.

"Sure you're not a homosexual."
 
2013-04-11 06:33:48 AM  
www.workerspower.co.uk


So, you have a problem with the gentlemans relish?
 
2013-04-11 07:07:29 AM  
She just needs to be inoculated by repeat exposure to the allergen.
 
2013-04-11 07:14:49 AM  

Big Ramifications: Kills people!!

It petrifies me coz girls be hanging out with them.

And one night they could be in the club having fun with their gay friend and give them a little kiss *smack* and go home with their AIDS on their lips!

And then with her husband then like five years later "Mr Johnson, you have AIDS" he goes "AIDS?! But I'm not a homosexual."

.

.

"Sure you're not a homosexual."


Does it mess with anyone else that that Eddie Murphy bit is THIRTY YEARS OLD this year?  It freaks me right the fark out.
 
2013-04-11 07:19:58 AM  
reminds me of a young lady i knew who test drove a car with a V8 and was honestly disappointed with the performance of the 4cyl model she purchased.
 
2013-04-11 07:50:52 AM  

dahmers love zombie: Big Ramifications: Kills people!!

It petrifies me coz girls be hanging out with them.

And one night they could be in the club having fun with their gay friend and give them a little kiss *smack* and go home with their AIDS on their lips!

And then with her husband then like five years later "Mr Johnson, you have AIDS" he goes "AIDS?! But I'm not a homosexual."

.

.

"Sure you're not a homosexual."

Does it mess with anyone else that that Eddie Murphy bit is THIRTY YEARS OLD this year?  It freaks me right the fark out.


Wow... Yeah, that's farked up...
 
2013-04-11 07:57:07 AM  
i483.photobucket.com

Just so you know I'm running a fever, I've got a nasty cough, and my sinuses are filled with something I can't even describe. But it was totally worth it!
 
2013-04-11 07:58:35 AM  

miss diminutive: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I have a condition that seems a bit similar. The very SIGHT of my penis makes women have sudden respiratory difficulties -- they break out in these weird rhythmic, spasmodic patterns of hyperventilation with corresponding vocal cord emittings. Sometimes the effect is so severe they actually end up crying.

It's not your penis. Being locked in a basement for extended periods of time will produce the same effect.

/sorry, had to


Winner
 
2013-04-11 08:12:30 AM  
He married a lesbian.
 
2013-04-11 08:16:09 AM  

Tax Boy: [i483.photobucket.com image 850x478]

Just so you know I'm running a fever, I've got a nasty cough, and my sinuses are filled with something I can't even describe. But it was totally worth it!


God, I loved Tali. I mean, i almost literally fell in love with her.
 
2013-04-11 08:17:07 AM  

miss diminutive: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I have a condition that seems a bit similar. The very SIGHT of my penis makes women have sudden respiratory difficulties -- they break out in these weird rhythmic, spasmodic patterns of hyperventilation with corresponding vocal cord emittings. Sometimes the effect is so severe they actually end up crying.

It's not your penis. Being locked in a basement for extended periods of time will produce the same effect.

/sorry, had to


And then there's Miss D, whom I have loved from afar for many many moons.
 
2013-04-11 08:21:26 AM  

Tax Boy: Just so you know I'm running a fever, I've got a nasty cough, and my sinuses are filled with something I can't even describe. But it was totally worth it!


You win at the intertubes!
 
2013-04-11 08:35:03 AM  

miss diminutive: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I have a condition that seems a bit similar. The very SIGHT of my penis makes women have sudden respiratory difficulties -- they break out in these weird rhythmic, spasmodic patterns of hyperventilation with corresponding vocal cord emittings. Sometimes the effect is so severe they actually end up crying.

It's not your penis. Being locked in a basement for extended periods of time will produce the same effect.

/sorry, had to


I knew buying the "Store Brand" lotion would offend them.

/anytime!
 
2013-04-11 09:28:13 AM  
FTFA: "It pretty much dramatically reduced our libido. We really haven't had much sex at all for the last 10 months. The intimacy level drops dramatically -- all of a sudden instead of living with your new wife or husband, you are more like roommates."


So now you are like every other married couple, welcome to the club.

/did they try anal?
 
2013-04-11 09:48:27 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I have a condition that seems a bit similar. The very SIGHT of my penis makes women have sudden respiratory difficulties -- they break out in these weird rhythmic, spasmodic patterns of hyperventilation with corresponding vocal cord emittings. Sometimes the effect is so severe they actually end up crying.


Laughter
//but you just got out of the pool
 
2013-04-11 10:03:27 AM  
crasstalk.com
Andre?
 
2013-04-11 10:36:01 AM  
"Now I am interested in having sex again"

 Liar.
 
2013-04-11 10:47:37 AM  
No one noticed this "Cara, who said the allergic reaction had never happened before in previous relationships "
So she is 35 not a virgin but waited to have sex with her husband before getting married?
 
2013-04-11 10:56:58 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I have a condition that seems a bit similar. The very SIGHT of my penis makes women have sudden respiratory difficulties -- they break out in these weird rhythmic, spasmodic patterns of hyperventilation with corresponding vocal cord emittings. Sometimes the effect is so severe they actually end up crying.


Must suck to have a small penis...
 
2013-04-11 11:01:24 AM  

RobSeace: dahmers love zombie: Big Ramifications: Kills people!!

It petrifies me coz girls be hanging out with them.

And one night they could be in the club having fun with their gay friend and give them a little kiss *smack* and go home with their AIDS on their lips!

And then with her husband then like five years later "Mr Johnson, you have AIDS" he goes "AIDS?! But I'm not a homosexual."

.

.

"Sure you're not a homosexual."

Does it mess with anyone else that that Eddie Murphy bit is THIRTY YEARS OLD this year?  It freaks me right the fark out.

Wow... Yeah, that's farked up...


Crikey! I never realised, either. That's completely farked up.

How many random lines from that album can you pull out at, say, a party with a big percentage of people knowing where you're coming from? Even youngsters know the sasquatch line.

Just a heads-up that the script-o-rama page for Delirious is an abortion. Well, at least for that bit. Missing words, misquoted words, and the entire "Mr Johnson" line is missing! I had to transcribe it off youtube.... always thought script-o-rama was very trustworthy.

[The connection being, as soon as I read the headline, Eddie Murphy appeared in my brain and said "sure you're allergic to your husband's sperm."]
 
2013-04-11 11:04:54 AM  

fickle floridian: Here's the part I don't get: "... and even using a condom won't help the North Carolina couple".

Um, how is that even possible?


Yeah, I don't get that, either.  I thought a condom was protection against such reactions.
 
2013-04-11 12:04:09 PM  

dennysgod: FTFA: "It pretty much dramatically reduced our libido. We really haven't had much sex at all for the last 10 months. The intimacy level drops dramatically -- all of a sudden instead of living with your new wife or husband, you are more like roommates."


So now you are like every other married couple, welcome to the club.

/did they try anal?


Anal, are you kidding? She's the kind of fundbag that saves themselves for marriage, there's no chance in hell he's ever going there. He'll be lucky to get the annual begrudging BJ on his bday.
 
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