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(The Sun)   Super cute 22-year-old blonde: "I sold sex to pay for my 100 units a day booze habit" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 34
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2013-04-10 08:01:40 PM
13 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."


Then she would sing songs that remind her of the good times, then songs that remind her of the better times.
2013-04-10 07:16:28 PM
12 votes:
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At least she has some support with her father and brother, John C. Reilly
2013-04-11 01:43:22 AM
5 votes:
She says: "When I was at sixth form, age 17, I was drinking cans of lager secretly between lessons to cope with exam stress. I had a £30-per-week Education Maintenance Allowance and all of that went on booze.

I know that this probably refers to some kind of British academic category, but for some reason I prefer to envision her transforming herself into a new shape every few years.

I assume the transformations went something like zygote -> fern -> dormouse -> puffin -> lemur -> whore
2013-04-10 11:38:19 PM
5 votes:
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The mother looks very similar to the actress that played Danny Devito's mother in Don't Throw Momma from the Train.  Even has a tattoo in the same place on the same arm.  Spooky.   Owwwwennnnnn!
2013-04-11 12:37:59 AM
4 votes:

Amusement: she's a looker
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2013-04-10 08:12:18 PM
4 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."

Then she would sing songs that remind her of the good times, then songs that remind her of the better times.


Oh, Danny boy,  Danny Boy,Danny Boy.
2013-04-10 11:58:40 PM
3 votes:

antidisestablishmentarianism: laid back w/bud light: Look it's ok to admit being a slut but there's no way you drank that much in close to a week.  You would be a lot fatter and I can drink 2 literes of wine a night without gaining a pound.

NobleHam: How could you possibly drink that much without getting fat?

Drinking does not make you gain weight, it's the 2 am Taco Bell runs that do that.


2 am Taco Bell runs are always followed by the 4 am Taco Bell runs. You won't be leaving the house for the latter.
2013-04-10 11:38:11 PM
3 votes:

Pointy Tail of Satan: It was probably the stress of the adoption

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The mother looks familiar...

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2013-04-10 11:29:37 PM
3 votes:
It was probably the stress of the adoption

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2013-04-10 11:27:37 PM
3 votes:
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2013-04-11 01:35:44 AM
2 votes:

mbillips: JavaGuy: syrynxx: Uchiha_Cycliste: Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters).

They're Imperial liters which are much smaller than the American liter.

Nope.

American Liter == 16 fl oz.
Imperial Liter == 20 fl oz.

Please tell me you're trolling. Those are pints.



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I'm getting one!
2013-04-10 08:54:08 PM
2 votes:
She's more fun when she drinks.
2013-04-10 08:40:50 PM
2 votes:
"I lost a stone, my hair was lank"

ENGLISH, MOTHERF... wait
2013-04-11 07:16:58 AM
1 votes:
What's gray and comes in pints?
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A bull elephant!

Thank you, thank you. I'm in Cleveland on the 15th.
2013-04-11 01:04:19 AM
1 votes:
Marion Ravenwood Approves

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But IRL? I knew a guy who drank 2 qts of scotch a  day. He was a 40+ year old vietnam vet who was 200+ pounds. I just don't see him getting drunk under the table by a 100lb teenager.
2013-04-11 12:48:34 AM
1 votes:

insertsnarkyusername: I'm a 30 year old alcoholic, I'm 6 foot 2 , 240 pounds and I started drinking at 13. I call bullshiat on the "number of units" she drank daily. I couldn't do that.


You're not metric.
2013-04-11 12:13:00 AM
1 votes:

mrlewish: WTF is a unit of booze?


Somewhat less than a firkin, kilderkin or hogshead.
2013-04-11 12:07:51 AM
1 votes:
Now teetotal for ten months she has returned to university and has found love with boyfriend Matthew, 26, an IT technician, who she met online.

And right on cue, the code monkey comes in to pay for what everyone else had for the price of a bottle of vodka.
2013-04-10 11:40:11 PM
1 votes:
how much for anal?
2013-04-10 11:38:54 PM
1 votes:

I. R. Rottweiler: I think I saw her mom living under a bridge somewhere. Young lads, always get a look at mom, that's what that hot bit is going to turn into eventually.


I'm pretty sure I saw her mum being thrown off a train.
2013-04-10 11:35:58 PM
1 votes:
You marry that hot piece of a** - she will look like her 'mom' in that pic in months not years - just like you marry an indian or black chick.
2013-04-10 11:33:57 PM
1 votes:

skinink: I think she's lying about how much alcohol she drank and how few men she slept with for money.


And that she studied Bio-Medicine, and that her STD test came back negative, and that her new boyfriend accepts her past...
2013-04-10 11:21:29 PM
1 votes:

dletter: Looking at her "Family" photos..... pretty sure she's adopted.


sno man: Based on that family pic, I think Mandy used some of that dirty sex money for a nose job...


That's not her family; she's with clients.
2013-04-10 11:18:07 PM
1 votes:
I think I saw her mom living under a bridge somewhere. Young lads, always get a look at mom, that's what that hot bit is going to turn into eventually.
2013-04-10 11:13:42 PM
1 votes:
Wow, she must have some super cheat codes for life, because she got all the looks in that family.
2013-04-10 11:08:40 PM
1 votes:
lightweight
2013-04-10 10:14:07 PM
1 votes:

antidisestablishmentarianism: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.

FTFA: But, two months later, in January last year, she was rushed to A&E vomiting blood. Doctors discovered that half her stomach lining had eroded away.

If the stomach thing happened, I would buy that she was consuming that much on a bad day.


Rushed to A&E? Oh crap another reality show.
2013-04-10 10:10:32 PM
1 votes:

syrynxx: Uchiha_Cycliste: Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters).

They're Imperial liters which are much smaller than the American liter.


That's not fair. I know neither of them pay for TF, but I don't see how that makes one of them smaller
2013-04-10 10:08:53 PM
1 votes:
So, she's almost Irish then?
2013-04-10 10:02:08 PM
1 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters).


They're Imperial liters which are much smaller than the American liter.
2013-04-10 08:55:11 PM
1 votes:

MrBallou: I'd buy her one of those drinks with a suggestively sexy name, if you know what I mean and I think you do.


If you're speaking of a fish house punch, then yes I do know what you mean.
2013-04-10 08:22:35 PM
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x486]

At least she has some support with her father and brother, John C. Reilly


You mean Patton Oswalt
2013-04-10 08:18:37 PM
1 votes:
100 units per day. Heh hehe.
2013-04-10 07:50:15 PM
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x486]

At least she has some support with her father and brother, John C. Reilly


Based on that family pic, I think Mandy used some of that dirty sex money for a nose job...
 
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