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(The Sun)   Super cute 22-year-old blonde: "I sold sex to pay for my 100 units a day booze habit" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 190
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2013-04-11 02:16:32 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-11 02:17:06 AM

Amusement: she's a looker
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i know what im lookin at
 
2013-04-11 02:27:44 AM

Crotchrocket Slim: What the hell is a "unit of alcohol" in either metric or old school Imperial measurements? This chick can't weigh more than 85 pounds, no way she could outdrink my half-German otherwise-fairly-Scandinavian-descended American-borne ass.

 
2013-04-11 02:28:01 AM

I. R. Rottweiler: I think I saw her mom living under a bridge somewhere. Young lads, always get a look at mom, that's what that hot bit is going to turn into eventually.


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2013-04-11 02:33:11 AM

Rufus Lee King: mbillips: I'm a 51-year-old drunk (alcoholics go to meetings), 5-10 and 200 pounds, and no way I could drink that much without dying.

That's me, except I'm 55.

My final famous binge was last November. It resulted in a heart attack, and I didn't consume nearly as much as the young lady in the article.

No kidding, the bony dude damn near got me.

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I hate that bony dude.
 
Skr
2013-04-11 02:47:10 AM
That mother looks like William Shatner in drag. O_o


So if she was drunk every time she had sex.... was she actually selling rape?
 
2013-04-11 02:52:33 AM

Skr: So if she was drunk every time she had sex.... was she actually selling rape?


The fact that she doesn't remember most of her sexual encounters is pretty disturbing.
 
2013-04-11 02:55:40 AM

miss diminutive: Skr: So if she was drunk every time she had sex.... was she actually selling rape?

The fact that she doesn't remember most of her sexual encounters is pretty disturbing.


I have a few I'd like to forget.
 
2013-04-11 03:02:12 AM

Danger Avoid Death: miss diminutive: Skr: So if she was drunk every time she had sex.... was she actually selling rape?

The fact that she doesn't remember most of her sexual encounters is pretty disturbing.

I have a few I'd like to forget.


Don't we all.

But waking up in the morning beside some stranger, not remembering if you actually consented, used protection or were even conscious for the event is just not the way to go through life, daughter.
 
2013-04-11 03:05:10 AM

Danger Avoid Death: miss diminutive: Skr: So if she was drunk every time she had sex.... was she actually selling rape?

The fact that she doesn't remember most of her sexual encounters is pretty disturbing.

I have a few I'd like to forget.


"I'm saying you've already done plenty of things to regret, you just don't know what they are. It's when you discover them, when you see the folly in something you've done and you wish that you had it to do over, but it's too late. So you pick that thing up and carry it with you to remind you that life goes on, the world will spin without you, you really don't matter in the end. Then you will gain character because honesty will reach out from inside and tattoo itself across your face."
 
2013-04-11 03:36:26 AM
img.thesun.co.uk

Suffolk. It's like Norfolk, but further south.
 
2013-04-11 03:40:09 AM
I'm the first to ask what her Fark handle is? Really??
 
2013-04-11 04:02:14 AM
These threads always serve to remind me I have a lot of catching up to do...

/no not seriously
//I still fear for my liver though
 
2013-04-11 05:40:18 AM
These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager.

Bullsh*t.
 
2013-04-11 06:11:31 AM
She should have just applied for a big student loan so she could drink that away too.. that way she might have gotton a degree out of it as well.

Also, it really must suck to be her boyfriend now... that situation is much too familar to me.
 
zez
2013-04-11 06:35:46 AM
They call them Handles because they come with a handle.

www.unipack.ru
 
2013-04-11 07:11:46 AM
This is why England is so messed up.  In the States, she would never have had to prostitute herself - she could have just joined a sorority if she wanted to get someone to buy her drinks and pull a train on her.
 
2013-04-11 07:16:58 AM
What's gray and comes in pints?
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A bull elephant!

Thank you, thank you. I'm in Cleveland on the 15th.
 
2013-04-11 07:34:53 AM

Skr: So if she was drunk every time she had sex.... was she actually selling rape?


If the people in yesterday's thread are to be believed then yes, yes she was.
 
2013-04-11 07:50:09 AM
I'd buy her a beer for a favour *imp*
 
2013-04-11 07:58:41 AM
Did you notice her and her boyfriend's teeth?
These people are obviously NOT British.
I call bullshiat.
 
2013-04-11 07:59:10 AM

doyner: scottydoesntknow: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x486]

At least she has some support with her father and brother, John C. Reilly

You mean Patton Oswalt


You are mistaken.

That is badger from Breaking Bad.
 
2013-04-11 08:02:45 AM

I. R. Rottweiler: I think I saw her mom living under a bridge somewhere. Young lads, always get a look at mom, that's what that hot bit is going to turn into eventually.


^^^^
 
2013-04-11 08:19:24 AM
"This time the guy wanted oral sex and as soon as it was over I rushed to a supermarket to buy vodka to wash the taste away."

You're doing it wrong. The second beejer gets rid of the taste from the first.

/Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
 
2013-04-11 08:20:56 AM
No, she sold herself for sex because she was a prostitute, who liked to drink.
 
2013-04-11 08:35:39 AM
Headline is accurate (rare as that is), she really is "super cute". Definitely not smoking hot, but she has that "girl next door" kind of look going for her.
 
2013-04-11 08:40:55 AM

dopekitty74: fusillade762: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.

Mugato: I don't buy it. I'm a serious drunk and even I can't do more than a liter of vodka in a day. Anyway, if she wants to stop, get her on some librium, stat.

Both of these. I'd have to work pretty hard to finish half a handle of vodka in one go, and that's less than a liter. I don't see any way that someone who looks like they weigh about half what I do doubling that.

Wtf is a handle? That's as confusing as a unit.

In canada for hard alcohol we have half pints, pints, quarts (750 ml) and 40 OZers, plus the jumbo bottles that you have to special order, which we call texas mickeys here. The wee little airline bottles being mickeys

/lives in New Brunswick


Freddy Beach, ah yeah!  I'm pretty sure half a quart of vodak is black-out city for me.  I'm better off with a Growler or two tho.
 
2013-04-11 08:52:25 AM
So her stomach lining (and probably esophagus) is eroded, she likely barfs up a lot of that hooch and yet guys are going to her for the oral... yeah, GLWT.
 
2013-04-11 08:55:18 AM

dopekitty74: Uchiha_Cycliste: dopekitty74: fusillade762: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.

Mugato: I don't buy it. I'm a serious drunk and even I can't do more than a liter of vodka in a day. Anyway, if she wants to stop, get her on some librium, stat.

Both of these. I'd have to work pretty hard to finish half a handle of vodka in one go, and that's less than a liter. I don't see any way that someone who looks like they weigh about half what I do doubling that.

Wtf is a handle? That's as confusing as a unit.

In canada for hard alcohol we have half pints, pints, quarts (750 ml) and 40 OZers, plus the jumbo bottles that you have to special order, which we call texas mickeys here. The wee little airline bottles being mickeys

/lives in New Brunswick

A handle is slang for a 1.75 liter bottle, like a fifth is slang for a .75 liter bottle

Wow, that's a big bottle. I'm not sure how many ml are in what we call a 40, but i think it's closer to 1.25 L than 1.75L. The texas mickeys are the ones that you often have to have a pump on, or have it on a stand that tilts so you can pour it. I'm guessing those are close to 3L, maybe 4.

/Finally learned what a fifth meant too. Yay!


Didn't RTentireFT, so not sure if this has been covered, but a fifth was actually 1/5 of a gallon, and a handle was a half-gallon bottle. Then the liquor companies went all SI and we got 750mL and 1L bottles, which a fifth falls in between, and the 1/2 gallon became 1.75L.

/started drinking back when a fifth was a fifth
//come from a long line of professional drinkers
 
2013-04-11 09:01:42 AM
I'm in love
 
2013-04-11 09:08:24 AM
100 units of booze?  I have some serious doubts.

I'm a guy, bigger than she is, and 100 units is more than triple what I was drinking every day before I went to rehab.  Considering how utterly destructive it was for me on just 1/3 of what she's claiming, I have a hard time believing that she's drinking 100 units.
 
2013-04-11 09:11:50 AM
Amusement: she's a lHooker
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Fixed for accuracy.
 
2013-04-11 09:37:29 AM

doubled99: I'm in love


Get in line !
 
2013-04-11 09:54:20 AM

Ender912: dopekitty74: fusillade762: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.

Mugato: I don't buy it. I'm a serious drunk and even I can't do more than a liter of vodka in a day. Anyway, if she wants to stop, get her on some librium, stat.

Both of these. I'd have to work pretty hard to finish half a handle of vodka in one go, and that's less than a liter. I don't see any way that someone who looks like they weigh about half what I do doubling that.

Wtf is a handle? That's as confusing as a unit.

In canada for hard alcohol we have half pints, pints, quarts (750 ml) and 40 OZers, plus the jumbo bottles that you have to special order, which we call texas mickeys here. The wee little airline bottles being mickeys

/lives in New Brunswick

Freddy Beach, ah yeah!  I'm pretty sure half a quart of vodak is black-out city for me.  I'm better off with a Growler or two tho.


Dude, another Freddy Beacher on fark? We totally need to have a mini fark party some day...
 
2013-04-11 10:00:55 AM
1 unit of alcohol = 8 grams
1 gram of alcohol = 7 calories

100 * 8 * 7 = 5600 calories per day.

Smells like bullshiat.
 
2013-04-11 10:31:19 AM
Think she wears enough coverup? Jesus....
 
2013-04-11 10:44:20 AM
Holy crap, Biffa Bacon's mum is real!

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-11 11:43:58 AM
I could drink that much in about two weeks, but it would hurt. I don't think it's possible to drink that much in a day and survive.
 
2013-04-11 01:32:29 PM

Thurston Howell: Dear Emma: You're doing it wrong.  In our modern egalitarian society, women should be crowdsourcing their refreshments from eligible men at the pub.  Talk to this woman for some pointers.


Wow.. I read that article.. thanks for the RAGE.
 
2013-04-11 01:55:53 PM
So her boyfriend "accepts" her past?  Uh huh, I'm sure that topic will NEVER come up in the heat of an argument anytime down the road.  "Yeah?  Well, at least I didn't WHORE myself out just to get drunk!"
 
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