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(The Sun)   Super cute 22-year-old blonde: "I sold sex to pay for my 100 units a day booze habit" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 190
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2013-04-10 11:18:17 PM
How could you possibly drink that much without getting fat?
 
2013-04-10 11:20:19 PM
So what you are saying is she's a typical college student.
 
2013-04-10 11:20:49 PM
I'd tipple it.
 
2013-04-10 11:20:55 PM
Shame on The Sun for using the term 'alcopop'.
 
2013-04-10 11:21:29 PM

dletter: Looking at her "Family" photos..... pretty sure she's adopted.


sno man: Based on that family pic, I think Mandy used some of that dirty sex money for a nose job...


That's not her family; she's with clients.
 
2013-04-10 11:21:31 PM
I'm sure it's already been said in the thread, but I'd buy her a drink or more.
 
2013-04-10 11:22:51 PM
Aaaaaand I'ma buyer at like 5 units. The market for dried up british whores is not what it used to be, I'll have a lot of cash tied up in this, and look around, I have to pay all of these employees. I'll give you like 5 units.
 
2013-04-10 11:24:48 PM
That does not look like the complexion of a professional alcoholic.
 
2013-04-10 11:25:16 PM
From the family photos, you can tell which one's adopted.
 
2013-04-10 11:25:23 PM
I think she's lying about how much alcohol she drank and how few men she slept with for money.
 
2013-04-10 11:27:37 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-10 11:28:43 PM
"Units"? Crazy Brits and their metric system.
 
2013-04-10 11:28:43 PM
Super cute 22-year-old blonde

*clicks link*

You don't seem to understand how this game works.
 
2013-04-10 11:28:47 PM
I admit, I drink almost as much as she does, but AA and the laws of god wont work for me. I tried. Really there is no other group like that out there to help her or me.  I dont sell sex for money. I admit though i desperately want help but where i live AA is where to go, and I lose.

Winnipeg sucks so bad for support when you cant follow the 12 steps. I feel for her, and continue to look for help for me.
 
2013-04-10 11:29:37 PM
It was probably the stress of the adoption

img.thesun.co.uk
 
2013-04-10 11:30:56 PM
Um... how much is a unit? And is 100 of them a lot?
 
2013-04-10 11:31:07 PM
When I was a younger man, women just let you fark them after 3 or 4 Long Island Ice Teas...no need for prostitution.

/$3.00 a drink in '79
 
2013-04-10 11:31:37 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: It was probably the stress of the adoption

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x486]


i'd frickin drink too if i knew i was going to turn into a troll when i got older.
 
2013-04-10 11:32:53 PM
100 UK alcohol units is the dose equivalent of 1 litre of pure alcohol. At that scale, I'll use 80 proof (40% ABV) as the basis rather than my usual 100 proof to give a fair picture of scale. It's 2.5 litres of spirits, which is 84.5 US liquid ounces = 0.66 US gallons = 3.3 fifths.

OK, that's remotely possible. But-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39-natKpnkA
 
2013-04-10 11:33:57 PM

skinink: I think she's lying about how much alcohol she drank and how few men she slept with for money.


And that she studied Bio-Medicine, and that her STD test came back negative, and that her new boyfriend accepts her past...
 
2013-04-10 11:35:05 PM
 With that much drinking, she was already spending plenty of time in the bathroom, might as well
make it pay off..
 
2013-04-10 11:35:58 PM
You marry that hot piece of a** - she will look like her 'mom' in that pic in months not years - just like you marry an indian or black chick.
 
2013-04-10 11:36:29 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Aaaaaand I'ma buyer at like 5 units. The market for dried up british whores is not what it used to be, I'll have a lot of cash tied up in this, and look around, I have to pay all of these employees. I'll give you like 5 units.


Rick Harrison I presume.
 
2013-04-10 11:37:41 PM
Look it's ok to admit being a slut but there's no way you drank that much in close to a week.  You would be a lot fatter and I can drink 2 literes of wine a night without gaining a pound.
 
2013-04-10 11:37:48 PM
Units in alcohol are now measured in... units?
 
2013-04-10 11:38:11 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: It was probably the stress of the adoption

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x486]


The mother looks familiar...

www.blastr.com
 
2013-04-10 11:38:19 PM
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The mother looks very similar to the actress that played Danny Devito's mother in Don't Throw Momma from the Train.  Even has a tattoo in the same place on the same arm.  Spooky.   Owwwwennnnnn!
 
2013-04-10 11:38:54 PM

I. R. Rottweiler: I think I saw her mom living under a bridge somewhere. Young lads, always get a look at mom, that's what that hot bit is going to turn into eventually.


I'm pretty sure I saw her mum being thrown off a train.
 
2013-04-10 11:39:26 PM
Bah - I drank that much in my prime. Alcoholism runs in my family so hard. I visited relatives in Ireland one year & they were handing me pints of homemade whiskey. I have this on video tape and it is farking awesome.

I drink maybe 4 beers a year now. My alcohol desire clicked off at some point. I suppose I'd had my fill.
 
2013-04-10 11:39:48 PM
Nearly a threeway simupost!
 
2013-04-10 11:40:11 PM
how much for anal?
 
2013-04-10 11:42:06 PM
If she were doing 100 guys a day for booze than I don't think the drinking is the problem.

/WTF else does "unit" mean?
 
2013-04-10 11:43:57 PM

Fano: Nearly a threeway simupost!


Yeah...damn'it!  Eight seconds MrJones73!.
 
2013-04-10 11:44:07 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: syrynxx: Uchiha_Cycliste: Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters).

They're Imperial liters which are much smaller than the American liter.

do you know what proportion of an SI liter it is?


About the same as one who won't pay $5/mo.

/A liter's a liter the world around
//imperial gallons perhaps
 
2013-04-10 11:45:38 PM
I love this thread.
 
2013-04-10 11:46:08 PM

laid back w/bud light: Look it's ok to admit being a slut but there's no way you drank that much in close to a week.  You would be a lot fatter and I can drink 2 literes of wine a night without gaining a pound.


NobleHam: How could you possibly drink that much without getting fat?


Drinking does not make you gain weight, it's the 2 am Taco Bell runs that do that.
 
2013-04-10 11:47:38 PM

syrynxx: Uchiha_Cycliste: Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters).

They're Imperial liters which are much smaller than the American liter.


Nope.

American Liter == 16 fl oz.
Imperial Liter == 20 fl oz.
 
2013-04-10 11:51:05 PM
How much for raw?
 
2013-04-10 11:51:16 PM
What the hell is a "unit of alcohol" in either metric or old school Imperial measurements? This chick can't weigh more than 85 pounds, no way she could outdrink my half-German otherwise-fairly-Scandinavian-descended American-borne ass.
 
2013-04-10 11:54:18 PM
WTF is a unit of booze?
 
2013-04-10 11:56:07 PM
I didn't read the article. I just skimmed it.  Did "boyfriend" Mathew get any of that crazy,drunk,girl, @ss to mouth before she got sober? Poor bastard if he missed out on that phase.
 
2013-04-10 11:57:36 PM
I wasn't going to before, but now I want to open a bottle of wine.
 
2013-04-10 11:57:50 PM
I'm sure most girls have done worse things in college.
 
2013-04-10 11:58:01 PM

Oldiron_79: Rick Harrison I presume.


I'll give it to you for 1 unit and 4 store credits?
 
2013-04-10 11:58:33 PM
she's a looker
s10.postimg.org
 
2013-04-10 11:58:40 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: laid back w/bud light: Look it's ok to admit being a slut but there's no way you drank that much in close to a week.  You would be a lot fatter and I can drink 2 literes of wine a night without gaining a pound.

NobleHam: How could you possibly drink that much without getting fat?

Drinking does not make you gain weight, it's the 2 am Taco Bell runs that do that.


2 am Taco Bell runs are always followed by the 4 am Taco Bell runs. You won't be leaving the house for the latter.
 
2013-04-11 12:00:13 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.


Mugato: I don't buy it. I'm a serious drunk and even I can't do more than a liter of vodka in a day. Anyway, if she wants to stop, get her on some librium, stat.


Both of these. I'd have to work pretty hard to finish half a handle of vodka in one go, and that's less than a liter. I don't see any way that someone who looks like they weigh about half what I do doubling that.
 
2013-04-11 12:02:18 AM
Every time I think about getting my nose repierced after 20 years for my 40th birthday...some young thing makes me not wanna. Grrr.
 
2013-04-11 12:05:28 AM

scottydoesntknow: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x486]

At least she has some support with her father and brother, John C. Reilly


I thought that guy in the middle was Barry the Baptist in a cheap wig.

Either that or a clean-shaven Onslow.
 
2013-04-11 12:06:09 AM
 
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