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2013-04-10 07:07:36 PM  
That isn't just British hot, that's smoking hot!
 
2013-04-10 07:10:49 PM  

mikemoto: That isn't just British hot, that's smoking hot!


I'm not sure I'd go that far.  There's a pretty wide distance between "British hot" and "smoking hot," and I'm gonna say she falls somewhere in the middle.
 
2013-04-10 07:16:28 PM  
img.thesun.co.uk

At least she has some support with her father and brother, John C. Reilly
 
2013-04-10 07:24:29 PM  
That's being going on in bars since... forever
 
2013-04-10 07:31:55 PM  
"How can I get mass market advertisement of my prostitution without running afoul of the law?"
DAILY MAIL TO THE RESCUE!
 
2013-04-10 07:33:48 PM  
That, or she's an aspiring model but didn't want to be a Page 3 girl.
 
2013-04-10 07:49:19 PM  
FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.
 
2013-04-10 07:49:45 PM  
She's actually hot, nice.
 
2013-04-10 07:50:15 PM  

scottydoesntknow: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x486]

At least she has some support with her father and brother, John C. Reilly


Based on that family pic, I think Mandy used some of that dirty sex money for a nose job...
 
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2013-04-10 07:53:11 PM  
Emma sold her body for sex four times to make cash to buy booze.

This confession reminds me of the recent British tabloid story about the women who became a sex toy tester and had a shocking three orgasms per week. I'm not really impressed with the total.
 
2013-04-10 07:59:22 PM  
While she is definitely cute, did she really have to use an entire cosmetic store's stock in that first picture?
 
2013-04-10 08:01:40 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."


Then she would sing songs that remind her of the good times, then songs that remind her of the better times.
 
2013-04-10 08:11:23 PM  
Dear Emma: You're doing it wrong.  In our modern egalitarian society, women should be crowdsourcing their refreshments from eligible men at the pub.  Talk to this woman for some pointers.
 
2013-04-10 08:12:18 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."

Then she would sing songs that remind her of the good times, then songs that remind her of the better times.


Oh, Danny boy,  Danny Boy,Danny Boy.
 
2013-04-10 08:12:47 PM  
Why wouldn't she just hook up with guys who also drink a lot and keep the fridge and cabinets stocked?

We're not that hard to find...
 
2013-04-10 08:18:37 PM  
100 units per day. Heh hehe.
 
2013-04-10 08:20:22 PM  
I'd buy her one of those drinks with a suggestively sexy name, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2013-04-10 08:22:35 PM  

scottydoesntknow: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x486]

At least she has some support with her father and brother, John C. Reilly


You mean Patton Oswalt
 
2013-04-10 08:32:32 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."

Then she would sing songs that remind her of the good times, then songs that remind her of the better times.


You are getting a funny vote when this goes green.
 
2013-04-10 08:32:59 PM  

sno man: scottydoesntknow: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x486]

At least she has some support with her father and brother, John C. Reilly

Based on that family pic, I think Mandy used some of that dirty sex money for a nose job...


new set of bolt-ons, too
 
2013-04-10 08:40:50 PM  
"I lost a stone, my hair was lank"

ENGLISH, MOTHERF... wait
 
2013-04-10 08:46:54 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: AdolfOliverPanties: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."

Then she would sing songs that remind her of the good times, then songs that remind her of the better times.

You are getting a funny vote when this goes green.


And an earworm for most of us too.  Luckily I have it at the ready to get it out of my head.
 
2013-04-10 08:52:57 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.


FTFA: But, two months later, in January last year, she was rushed to A&E vomiting blood. Doctors discovered that half her stomach lining had eroded away.

If the stomach thing happened, I would buy that she was consuming that much on a bad day.
 
2013-04-10 08:54:08 PM  
She's more fun when she drinks.
 
2013-04-10 08:54:43 PM  

doyner: scottydoesntknow: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x486]

At least she has some support with her father and brother, John C. Reilly

You mean Patton Oswalt


Ahh good call. And I even had King of Queens on in the background.
 
2013-04-10 08:54:46 PM  

elvisaintdead: sno man: scottydoesntknow: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x486]

At least she has some support with her father and brother, John C. Reilly

Based on that family pic, I think Mandy used some of that dirty sex money for a nose job...

new set of bolt-ons, too


Naw, mum's sweater puppies are massive, if not well defined, buffy's are way smaller, but 22 and no kids... and 22, and no kids, and the first pic is probably a padded bra. They have those now.
 
2013-04-10 08:55:11 PM  

MrBallou: I'd buy her one of those drinks with a suggestively sexy name, if you know what I mean and I think you do.


If you're speaking of a fish house punch, then yes I do know what you mean.
 
2013-04-10 08:57:53 PM  
She's cute, but that is a rough 22.
 
2013-04-10 08:58:03 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.

FTFA: But, two months later, in January last year, she was rushed to A&E vomiting blood. Doctors discovered that half her stomach lining had eroded away.

If the stomach thing happened, I would buy that she was consuming that much on a bad day.


I mean, I know alcoholics can handle a lot, but she's talking about approx. 3 liters of vodka in a day. What is that? A shot ever 20-30 mins for 24 hours straight? Or a shot every 15 minutes all day, and 8 hours for sleep. How did that not kill her?
 
2013-04-10 08:59:58 PM  

DeltaPunch: MrBallou: I'd buy her one of those drinks with a suggestively sexy name, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

If you're speaking of a fish house punch, then yes I do know what you mean.


I was thinking more like a Mudslide, but maybe that's my personal kink.
 
2013-04-10 09:07:54 PM  

MrBallou: DeltaPunch: MrBallou: I'd buy her one of those drinks with a suggestively sexy name, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

If you're speaking of a fish house punch, then yes I do know what you mean.

I was thinking more like a Mudslide, but maybe that's my personal kink.


Based on my own gastrointestinal reaction to alcohol, I'm not sure if I'd be interested in experiencing a Mudslide from someone who drinks "100 units" of alcohol per day...
 
2013-04-10 09:11:58 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: I mean, I know alcoholics can handle a lot, but she's talking about approx. 3 liters of vodka in a day. What is that? A shot ever 20-30 mins for 24 hours straight? Or a shot every 15 minutes all day, and 8 hours for sleep. How did that not kill her?


People who drink regularly need to drink more than light drinkers or non-drinkers to get the same effects because their bodies adapt to deal with alcohol. If she'd been a heavy drinker since 15 she must have built up one hell of a tolerance. I'm not saying she didn't inflate the quantities but I don't think she is exaggerating that much. If anything I think she is inflating the vodak claim or it was some weak-ass stuff.
 
2013-04-10 09:16:35 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: antidisestablishmentarianism: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.

FTFA: But, two months later, in January last year, she was rushed to A&E vomiting blood. Doctors discovered that half her stomach lining had eroded away.

If the stomach thing happened, I would buy that she was consuming that much on a bad day.

I mean, I know alcoholics can handle a lot, but she's talking about approx. 3 liters of vodka in a day. What is that? A shot ever 20-30 mins for 24 hours straight? Or a shot every 15 minutes all day, and 8 hours for sleep. How did that not kill her?


Single ounce shots, she's basically at one every 15 mins... without any sleep to get to 3l / 24h.  You were right earlier, BS for the win.
 
2013-04-10 09:17:50 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: Uchiha_Cycliste: I mean, I know alcoholics can handle a lot, but she's talking about approx. 3 liters of vodka in a day. What is that? A shot ever 20-30 mins for 24 hours straight? Or a shot every 15 minutes all day, and 8 hours for sleep. How did that not kill her?

People who drink regularly need to drink more than light drinkers or non-drinkers to get the same effects because their bodies adapt to deal with alcohol. If she'd been a heavy drinker since 15 she must have built up one hell of a tolerance. I'm not saying she didn't inflate the quantities but I don't think she is exaggerating that much. If anything I think she is inflating the vodak claim or it was some weak-ass stuff.


I'll buy she was inflating her claims. But honestly, I find it hard to believe she was drinking 3 liters of Vodka every 16 waking hours, that's some 80-90 shots. Wouldn't that volume of ethanol be fatal?
 
2013-04-10 09:35:55 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: antidisestablishmentarianism: Uchiha_Cycliste: I mean, I know alcoholics can handle a lot, but she's talking about approx. 3 liters of vodka in a day. What is that? A shot ever 20-30 mins for 24 hours straight? Or a shot every 15 minutes all day, and 8 hours for sleep. How did that not kill her?

People who drink regularly need to drink more than light drinkers or non-drinkers to get the same effects because their bodies adapt to deal with alcohol. If she'd been a heavy drinker since 15 she must have built up one hell of a tolerance. I'm not saying she didn't inflate the quantities but I don't think she is exaggerating that much. If anything I think she is inflating the vodak claim or it was some weak-ass stuff.

I'll buy she was inflating her claims. But honestly, I find it hard to believe she was drinking 3 liters of Vodka every 16 waking hours, that's some 80-90 shots. Wouldn't that volume of ethanol be fatal?


It was 2 liters. I hate to throw my personal experiences in here but I have consumed 30 5.5% beers in one day, 2 bottles of strong wine in 6 hours, one bottle of makers mark in a day and been fine in each case after sleeping a normal 6-8 hours. I don't think I could do all of that in one day and be functional. I did find this chart while looking for fatal doses of alcohol. I have issue with the decreased libido claim. Unless they are talking about pushing rope, I'm ready to fark just about any girl at 2am.
 
2013-04-10 09:47:28 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: Uchiha_Cycliste: antidisestablishmentarianism: Uchiha_Cycliste: I mean, I know alcoholics can handle a lot, but she's talking about approx. 3 liters of vodka in a day. What is that? A shot ever 20-30 mins for 24 hours straight? Or a shot every 15 minutes all day, and 8 hours for sleep. How did that not kill her?

People who drink regularly need to drink more than light drinkers or non-drinkers to get the same effects because their bodies adapt to deal with alcohol. If she'd been a heavy drinker since 15 she must have built up one hell of a tolerance. I'm not saying she didn't inflate the quantities but I don't think she is exaggerating that much. If anything I think she is inflating the vodak claim or it was some weak-ass stuff.

I'll buy she was inflating her claims. But honestly, I find it hard to believe she was drinking 3 liters of Vodka every 16 waking hours, that's some 80-90 shots. Wouldn't that volume of ethanol be fatal?

It was 2 liters. I hate to throw my personal experiences in here but I have consumed 30 5.5% beers in one day, 2 bottles of strong wine in 6 hours, one bottle of makers mark in a day and been fine in each case after sleeping a normal 6-8 hours. I don't think I could do all of that in one day and be functional. I did find this chart while looking for fatal doses of alcohol. I have issue with the decreased libido claim. Unless they are talking about pushing rope, I'm ready to fark just about any girl at 2am.


Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters). I've drunken a fifth of makers in a day too. But I'm damn sure two handles of Makers mark would be fatal.  I guess my initial point was (as we discussed) her list of what she drank must be inflated, otherwise I don't see how she'd survive, much less to do that every day. 8 hours of sleep surely isn't enough to bring her BAC back to zero, so if she did that every day she'd be ratcheting up her BAC higher and higher. 8 hours should only be enough time to rid her body of less than a half liter of vodka.
 
2013-04-10 09:59:26 PM  
Just 2 liters alone, that's about 60 ounces, or 40 shots "drinks". If we give her 120 lbs, that's a bac of 1.24!
 
2013-04-10 10:02:08 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters).


They're Imperial liters which are much smaller than the American liter.
 
2013-04-10 10:08:43 PM  

syrynxx: Uchiha_Cycliste: Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters).

They're Imperial liters which are much smaller than the American liter.


do you know what proportion of an SI liter it is?
 
2013-04-10 10:08:53 PM  
So, she's almost Irish then?
 
2013-04-10 10:10:32 PM  

syrynxx: Uchiha_Cycliste: Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters).

They're Imperial liters which are much smaller than the American liter.


That's not fair. I know neither of them pay for TF, but I don't see how that makes one of them smaller
 
2013-04-10 10:14:07 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.

FTFA: But, two months later, in January last year, she was rushed to A&E vomiting blood. Doctors discovered that half her stomach lining had eroded away.

If the stomach thing happened, I would buy that she was consuming that much on a bad day.


Rushed to A&E? Oh crap another reality show.
 
2013-04-10 10:15:29 PM  

FriarReb98: While she is definitely cute, did she really have to use an entire cosmetic store's stock in that first picture?


Yes, to cover the broken veins caused by all that booze.
 
2013-04-10 10:27:52 PM  
I don't buy it. I'm a serious drunk and even I can't do more than a liter of vodka in a day. Anyway, if she wants to stop, get her on some librium, stat.
 
2013-04-10 11:06:14 PM  
Looking at her "Family" photos..... pretty sure she's adopted.
 
2013-04-10 11:08:40 PM  
lightweight
 
2013-04-10 11:13:42 PM  
Wow, she must have some super cheat codes for life, because she got all the looks in that family.
 
2013-04-10 11:14:48 PM  

DeltaPunch: MrBallou: DeltaPunch: MrBallou: I'd buy her one of those drinks with a suggestively sexy name, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

If you're speaking of a fish house punch, then yes I do know what you mean.

I was thinking more like a Mudslide, but maybe that's my personal kink.

Based on my own gastrointestinal reaction to alcohol, I'm not sure if I'd be interested in experiencing a Mudslide from someone who drinks "100 units" of alcohol per day...


Ewwww. Good point.

Make it an Angel's Kiss instead.
 
2013-04-10 11:15:48 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.


That reminds me of that clip in Family Guy where they rip on Europeans for using different terminology than Americans
 
2013-04-10 11:18:07 PM  
I think I saw her mom living under a bridge somewhere. Young lads, always get a look at mom, that's what that hot bit is going to turn into eventually.
 
2013-04-10 11:18:17 PM  
How could you possibly drink that much without getting fat?
 
2013-04-10 11:20:19 PM  
So what you are saying is she's a typical college student.
 
2013-04-10 11:20:49 PM  
I'd tipple it.
 
2013-04-10 11:20:55 PM  
Shame on The Sun for using the term 'alcopop'.
 
2013-04-10 11:21:29 PM  

dletter: Looking at her "Family" photos..... pretty sure she's adopted.


sno man: Based on that family pic, I think Mandy used some of that dirty sex money for a nose job...


That's not her family; she's with clients.
 
2013-04-10 11:21:31 PM  
I'm sure it's already been said in the thread, but I'd buy her a drink or more.
 
2013-04-10 11:22:51 PM  
Aaaaaand I'ma buyer at like 5 units. The market for dried up british whores is not what it used to be, I'll have a lot of cash tied up in this, and look around, I have to pay all of these employees. I'll give you like 5 units.
 
2013-04-10 11:24:48 PM  
That does not look like the complexion of a professional alcoholic.
 
2013-04-10 11:25:16 PM  
From the family photos, you can tell which one's adopted.
 
2013-04-10 11:25:23 PM  
I think she's lying about how much alcohol she drank and how few men she slept with for money.
 
2013-04-10 11:27:37 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-10 11:28:43 PM  
"Units"? Crazy Brits and their metric system.
 
2013-04-10 11:28:43 PM  
Super cute 22-year-old blonde

*clicks link*

You don't seem to understand how this game works.
 
2013-04-10 11:28:47 PM  
I admit, I drink almost as much as she does, but AA and the laws of god wont work for me. I tried. Really there is no other group like that out there to help her or me.  I dont sell sex for money. I admit though i desperately want help but where i live AA is where to go, and I lose.

Winnipeg sucks so bad for support when you cant follow the 12 steps. I feel for her, and continue to look for help for me.
 
2013-04-10 11:29:37 PM  
It was probably the stress of the adoption

img.thesun.co.uk
 
2013-04-10 11:30:56 PM  
Um... how much is a unit? And is 100 of them a lot?
 
2013-04-10 11:31:07 PM  
When I was a younger man, women just let you fark them after 3 or 4 Long Island Ice Teas...no need for prostitution.

/$3.00 a drink in '79
 
2013-04-10 11:31:37 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: It was probably the stress of the adoption

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x486]


i'd frickin drink too if i knew i was going to turn into a troll when i got older.
 
2013-04-10 11:32:53 PM  
100 UK alcohol units is the dose equivalent of 1 litre of pure alcohol. At that scale, I'll use 80 proof (40% ABV) as the basis rather than my usual 100 proof to give a fair picture of scale. It's 2.5 litres of spirits, which is 84.5 US liquid ounces = 0.66 US gallons = 3.3 fifths.

OK, that's remotely possible. But-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39-natKpnkA
 
2013-04-10 11:33:57 PM  

skinink: I think she's lying about how much alcohol she drank and how few men she slept with for money.


And that she studied Bio-Medicine, and that her STD test came back negative, and that her new boyfriend accepts her past...
 
2013-04-10 11:35:05 PM  
 With that much drinking, she was already spending plenty of time in the bathroom, might as well
make it pay off..
 
2013-04-10 11:35:58 PM  
You marry that hot piece of a** - she will look like her 'mom' in that pic in months not years - just like you marry an indian or black chick.
 
2013-04-10 11:36:29 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Aaaaaand I'ma buyer at like 5 units. The market for dried up british whores is not what it used to be, I'll have a lot of cash tied up in this, and look around, I have to pay all of these employees. I'll give you like 5 units.


Rick Harrison I presume.
 
2013-04-10 11:37:41 PM  
Look it's ok to admit being a slut but there's no way you drank that much in close to a week.  You would be a lot fatter and I can drink 2 literes of wine a night without gaining a pound.
 
2013-04-10 11:37:48 PM  
Units in alcohol are now measured in... units?
 
2013-04-10 11:38:11 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: It was probably the stress of the adoption

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x486]


The mother looks familiar...

www.blastr.com
 
2013-04-10 11:38:19 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
The mother looks very similar to the actress that played Danny Devito's mother in Don't Throw Momma from the Train.  Even has a tattoo in the same place on the same arm.  Spooky.   Owwwwennnnnn!
 
2013-04-10 11:38:54 PM  

I. R. Rottweiler: I think I saw her mom living under a bridge somewhere. Young lads, always get a look at mom, that's what that hot bit is going to turn into eventually.


I'm pretty sure I saw her mum being thrown off a train.
 
2013-04-10 11:39:26 PM  
Bah - I drank that much in my prime. Alcoholism runs in my family so hard. I visited relatives in Ireland one year & they were handing me pints of homemade whiskey. I have this on video tape and it is farking awesome.

I drink maybe 4 beers a year now. My alcohol desire clicked off at some point. I suppose I'd had my fill.
 
2013-04-10 11:39:48 PM  
Nearly a threeway simupost!
 
2013-04-10 11:40:11 PM  
how much for anal?
 
2013-04-10 11:42:06 PM  
If she were doing 100 guys a day for booze than I don't think the drinking is the problem.

/WTF else does "unit" mean?
 
2013-04-10 11:43:57 PM  

Fano: Nearly a threeway simupost!


Yeah...damn'it!  Eight seconds MrJones73!.
 
2013-04-10 11:44:07 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: syrynxx: Uchiha_Cycliste: Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters).

They're Imperial liters which are much smaller than the American liter.

do you know what proportion of an SI liter it is?


About the same as one who won't pay $5/mo.

/A liter's a liter the world around
//imperial gallons perhaps
 
2013-04-10 11:45:38 PM  
I love this thread.
 
2013-04-10 11:46:08 PM  

laid back w/bud light: Look it's ok to admit being a slut but there's no way you drank that much in close to a week.  You would be a lot fatter and I can drink 2 literes of wine a night without gaining a pound.


NobleHam: How could you possibly drink that much without getting fat?


Drinking does not make you gain weight, it's the 2 am Taco Bell runs that do that.
 
2013-04-10 11:47:38 PM  

syrynxx: Uchiha_Cycliste: Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters).

They're Imperial liters which are much smaller than the American liter.


Nope.

American Liter == 16 fl oz.
Imperial Liter == 20 fl oz.
 
2013-04-10 11:51:05 PM  
How much for raw?
 
2013-04-10 11:51:16 PM  
What the hell is a "unit of alcohol" in either metric or old school Imperial measurements? This chick can't weigh more than 85 pounds, no way she could outdrink my half-German otherwise-fairly-Scandinavian-descended American-borne ass.
 
2013-04-10 11:54:18 PM  
WTF is a unit of booze?
 
2013-04-10 11:56:07 PM  
I didn't read the article. I just skimmed it.  Did "boyfriend" Mathew get any of that crazy,drunk,girl, @ss to mouth before she got sober? Poor bastard if he missed out on that phase.
 
2013-04-10 11:57:36 PM  
I wasn't going to before, but now I want to open a bottle of wine.
 
2013-04-10 11:57:50 PM  
I'm sure most girls have done worse things in college.
 
2013-04-10 11:58:01 PM  

Oldiron_79: Rick Harrison I presume.


I'll give it to you for 1 unit and 4 store credits?
 
2013-04-10 11:58:33 PM  
she's a looker
s10.postimg.org
 
2013-04-10 11:58:40 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: laid back w/bud light: Look it's ok to admit being a slut but there's no way you drank that much in close to a week.  You would be a lot fatter and I can drink 2 literes of wine a night without gaining a pound.

NobleHam: How could you possibly drink that much without getting fat?

Drinking does not make you gain weight, it's the 2 am Taco Bell runs that do that.


2 am Taco Bell runs are always followed by the 4 am Taco Bell runs. You won't be leaving the house for the latter.
 
2013-04-11 12:00:13 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.


Mugato: I don't buy it. I'm a serious drunk and even I can't do more than a liter of vodka in a day. Anyway, if she wants to stop, get her on some librium, stat.


Both of these. I'd have to work pretty hard to finish half a handle of vodka in one go, and that's less than a liter. I don't see any way that someone who looks like they weigh about half what I do doubling that.
 
2013-04-11 12:02:18 AM  
Every time I think about getting my nose repierced after 20 years for my 40th birthday...some young thing makes me not wanna. Grrr.
 
2013-04-11 12:05:28 AM  

scottydoesntknow: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x486]

At least she has some support with her father and brother, John C. Reilly


I thought that guy in the middle was Barry the Baptist in a cheap wig.

Either that or a clean-shaven Onslow.
 
2013-04-11 12:06:09 AM  
 
2013-04-11 12:07:51 AM  
Now teetotal for ten months she has returned to university and has found love with boyfriend Matthew, 26, an IT technician, who she met online.

And right on cue, the code monkey comes in to pay for what everyone else had for the price of a bottle of vodka.
 
2013-04-11 12:08:18 AM  
Unit

www.fatpickled.com
 
2013-04-11 12:09:38 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Just 2 liters alone, that's about 60 ounces, or 40 shots "drinks". If we give her 120 lbs, that's a bac of 1.24!


You have to divide by the time it took her to drink it. Say 16 hours, and you get .08. You can drive when you're that drunk.
 
2013-04-11 12:13:00 AM  

mrlewish: WTF is a unit of booze?


Somewhat less than a firkin, kilderkin or hogshead.
 
2013-04-11 12:17:20 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: mrlewish: WTF is a unit of booze?

Somewhat less than a firkin, kilderkin or hogshead.


It's a Gill, duh.
 
2013-04-11 12:18:56 AM  
British hot.  Yes, she is hot.  Hot by British standards.

Also, just take a look at dear old mum to see what you'd be getting in about 25 years.
 
2013-04-11 12:19:06 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.


Yeah, that's more than I thought the body could tolerate.  The normal standard is the liver metabolizes 1 drink/hour.  That's well over that amount.

antidisestablishmentarianism: People who drink regularly need to drink more than light drinkers or non-drinkers to get the same effects because their bodies adapt to deal with alcohol. If she'd been a heavy drinker since 15 she must have built up one hell of a tolerance. I'm not saying she didn't inflate the quantities but I don't think she is exaggerating that much. If anything I think she is inflating the vodak claim or it was some weak-ass stuff.


Tolerance to higher levels of intoxication, yes, but does the body's ability to metabolize it also speed up?

Uchiha_Cycliste: Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters). I've drunken a fifth of makers in a day too. But I'm damn sure two handles of Makers mark would be fatal. I guess my initial point was (as we discussed) her list of what she drank must be inflated, otherwise I don't see how she'd survive, much less to do that every day. 8 hours of sleep surely isn't enough to bring her BAC back to zero, so if she did that every day she'd be ratcheting up her BAC higher and higher. 8 hours should only be enough time to rid her body of less than a half liter of vodka.


The previously linked Wikipedia article says the eliminate rate in some people is 3x normal.  That would have put her at the edge of being able to survive it.

JavaGuy: syrynxx: Uchiha_Cycliste: Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters).

They're Imperial liters which are much smaller than the American liter.

Nope.

American Liter == 16 fl oz.
Imperial Liter == 20 fl oz.


That's a American pint, not a liter.  The only liter I'm aware of is metric and is ~33oz.
 
2013-04-11 12:20:54 AM  
Lotta people in this thread that have never met an actual, for-real Alcoholic. They're rare, but they do exist. It's something else, man. I wouldn't have believed it either, had I not seen it in person.
 
2013-04-11 12:22:07 AM  

Amusement: she's a looker
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images.encyclopediadramatica.se
 
2013-04-11 12:23:04 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: She's actually hot, nice.


Yeah, but hope she doesn't grow up to look like her mom Claude Akins...
 
2013-04-11 12:24:09 AM  

fusillade762: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.

Mugato: I don't buy it. I'm a serious drunk and even I can't do more than a liter of vodka in a day. Anyway, if she wants to stop, get her on some librium, stat.

Both of these. I'd have to work pretty hard to finish half a handle of vodka in one go, and that's less than a liter. I don't see any way that someone who looks like they weigh about half what I do doubling that.


Wtf is a handle? That's as confusing as a unit.

In canada for hard alcohol we have half pints, pints, quarts (750 ml) and 40 OZers, plus the jumbo bottles that you have to special order, which we call texas mickeys here. The wee little airline bottles being mickeys

/lives in New Brunswick
 
2013-04-11 12:25:18 AM  

NobleHam: How could you possibly drink that much without getting fat?


Most severe alcoholics are very malnourished. Most of their calories for the day come from the alcohol with minimal fat and protein intake. You wind up with vitamin deficiencies (See Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome) that play havoc on your body.
 
2013-04-11 12:25:46 AM  
That reminded me of a bad cautionary tale from a mid-80s Reader's Digest. Also, I bet her new beau starts wearing a rubber once he reads this article.
 
2013-04-11 12:26:54 AM  

Loren: Tolerance to higher levels of intoxication, yes, but does the body's ability to metabolize it also speed up?


From what I have read I believe it does. I googled it and it appears to be so. Yes, the second result is a Yahoo! answers link.
 
2013-04-11 12:26:56 AM  

mbillips: Uchiha_Cycliste: Just 2 liters alone, that's about 60 ounces, or 40 shots "drinks". If we give her 120 lbs, that's a bac of 1.24!

You have to divide by the time it took her to drink it. Say 16 hours, and you get .08. You can drive when you're that drunk.


your math is bad.
it's .01 per 40 min. so 16 hours 40 min x 24. = .24 So her BAC is still 1.00.
I have no idea how you ended up at .08  you are more than 10 times off =P
 
2013-04-11 12:27:33 AM  

dopekitty74: fusillade762: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.

Mugato: I don't buy it. I'm a serious drunk and even I can't do more than a liter of vodka in a day. Anyway, if she wants to stop, get her on some librium, stat.

Both of these. I'd have to work pretty hard to finish half a handle of vodka in one go, and that's less than a liter. I don't see any way that someone who looks like they weigh about half what I do doubling that.

Wtf is a handle? That's as confusing as a unit.

In canada for hard alcohol we have half pints, pints, quarts (750 ml) and 40 OZers, plus the jumbo bottles that you have to special order, which we call texas mickeys here. The wee little airline bottles being mickeys

/lives in New Brunswick


A handle is slang for a 1.75 liter bottle, like a fifth is slang for a .75 liter bottle
 
2013-04-11 12:30:35 AM  
I would just like to say I had my first Pimm's No. 1 Cup with lemonade this weekend. Delish. That is all.
 
2013-04-11 12:31:23 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: Danger Avoid Death: mrlewish: WTF is a unit of booze?

Somewhat less than a firkin, kilderkin or hogshead.

It's a Gill, duh.


Or six jiggers and a couple of ponies. Got it.
 
2013-04-11 12:31:29 AM  

dopekitty74: Wtf is a handle? That's as confusing as a unit.


Sorry, I really don't know what else to call it. It's like a double fifth. Though it's commonly more than that. My vodka "handles" are 1.75 liters and it usually takes me 3-4 sessions to polish one off. And that's without drinking anything else alcoholic with it.
 
2013-04-11 12:31:46 AM  
The Daily Mail.
15% News.
40% Celebrity Stalker.
all the rest made the fark up shiate
 
2013-04-11 12:32:15 AM  

Amusement: she's a looker


There seems to be some odd bruising in the area of her right elbow.
 
2013-04-11 12:34:26 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: dopekitty74: fusillade762: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.

Mugato: I don't buy it. I'm a serious drunk and even I can't do more than a liter of vodka in a day. Anyway, if she wants to stop, get her on some librium, stat.

Both of these. I'd have to work pretty hard to finish half a handle of vodka in one go, and that's less than a liter. I don't see any way that someone who looks like they weigh about half what I do doubling that.

Wtf is a handle? That's as confusing as a unit.

In canada for hard alcohol we have half pints, pints, quarts (750 ml) and 40 OZers, plus the jumbo bottles that you have to special order, which we call texas mickeys here. The wee little airline bottles being mickeys

/lives in New Brunswick

A handle is slang for a 1.75 liter bottle, like a fifth is slang for a .75 liter bottle


Wow, that's a big bottle. I'm not sure how many ml are in what we call a 40, but i think it's closer to 1.25 L than 1.75L. The texas mickeys are the ones that you often have to have a pump on, or have it on a stand that tilts so you can pour it. I'm guessing those are close to 3L, maybe 4.

/Finally learned what a fifth meant too. Yay!
 
2013-04-11 12:34:29 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: mbillips: Uchiha_Cycliste: Just 2 liters alone, that's about 60 ounces, or 40 shots "drinks". If we give her 120 lbs, that's a bac of 1.24!

You have to divide by the time it took her to drink it. Say 16 hours, and you get .08. You can drive when you're that drunk.

your math is bad.
it's .01 per 40 min. so 16 hours 40 min x 24. = .24 So her BAC is still 1.00.
I have no idea how you ended up at .08  you are more than 10 times off =P


Stop it. Alcohol and math don't mix.
 
2013-04-11 12:35:46 AM  
www.hivandhepatitis.com
 
2013-04-11 12:36:44 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: mbillips: Uchiha_Cycliste: Just 2 liters alone, that's about 60 ounces, or 40 shots "drinks". If we give her 120 lbs, that's a bac of 1.24!

You have to divide by the time it took her to drink it. Say 16 hours, and you get .08. You can drive when you're that drunk.

your math is bad.
it's .01 per 40 min. so 16 hours 40 min x 24. = .24 So her BAC is still 1.00.
I have no idea how you ended up at .08  you are more than 10 times off =P


I divided by 16, because I'm drunk. I'm calling bullshiat on this. Anything over .5 is death by alcohol poisoning, and if a 100-pound girl drank two liters of booze, she'd be about 1.5 (and still at 1.25 16 hours later).
 
2013-04-11 12:37:59 AM  

Amusement: she's a looker
[s10.postimg.org image 372x574]


i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-11 12:38:12 AM  
Why is Dad's shirt on backwards?
 
2013-04-11 12:40:05 AM  
I was expecting a hippopotamus.  Colour me shocked!

/British spelling on purpose
 
2013-04-11 12:42:45 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: I would just like to say I had my first Pimm's No. 1 Cup with lemonade this weekend. Delish. That is all.


dopekitty74: Uchiha_Cycliste: dopekitty74: fusillade762: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.

Mugato: I don't buy it. I'm a serious drunk and even I can't do more than a liter of vodka in a day. Anyway, if she wants to stop, get her on some librium, stat.

Both of these. I'd have to work pretty hard to finish half a handle of vodka in one go, and that's less than a liter. I don't see any way that someone who looks like they weigh about half what I do doubling that.

Wtf is a handle? That's as confusing as a unit.

In canada for hard alcohol we have half pints, pints, quarts (750 ml) and 40 OZers, plus the jumbo bottles that you have to special order, which we call texas mickeys here. The wee little airline bottles being mickeys

/lives in New Brunswick

A handle is slang for a 1.75 liter bottle, like a fifth is slang for a .75 liter bottle

Wow, that's a big bottle. I'm not sure how many ml are in what we call a 40, but i think it's closer to 1.25 L than 1.75L. The texas mickeys are the ones that you often have to have a pump on, or have it on a stand that tilts so you can pour it. I'm guessing those are close to 3L, maybe 4.

/Finally learned what a fifth meant too. Yay!


Beer isn't sold in handles. Liquor is. 1.75L is my standard purchase for liquor. Costs about $35-$40 for JD or Bombay Sapphire. A fifth is one-fifth of a U.S. gallon (25.6 fluid ounces), and since liquor bottles were standardized at 750 ml, it's more a nickname than an accurate description. A real old-timey, pre-metric fifth would be 757 ml, and a 12-ounce can (which is actually 350 ml these days) would be 354 ml.
 
2013-04-11 12:46:06 AM  

JavaGuy: syrynxx: Uchiha_Cycliste: Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters).

They're Imperial liters which are much smaller than the American liter.

Nope.

American Liter == 16 fl oz.
Imperial Liter == 20 fl oz.


Please tell me you're trolling. Those are pints.
 
2013-04-11 12:46:18 AM  
I'm a 30 year old alcoholic, I'm 6 foot 2 , 240 pounds and I started drinking at 13. I call bullshiat on the "number of units" she drank daily. I couldn't do that.
 
2013-04-11 12:46:38 AM  

HempHead: [www.hivandhepatitis.com image 400x261]


so, like normal with sesame seeds.
 
2013-04-11 12:48:34 AM  

insertsnarkyusername: I'm a 30 year old alcoholic, I'm 6 foot 2 , 240 pounds and I started drinking at 13. I call bullshiat on the "number of units" she drank daily. I couldn't do that.

You're

not metric.
 
2013-04-11 12:49:10 AM  

insertsnarkyusername: I'm a 30 year old alcoholic, I'm 6 foot 2 , 240 pounds and I started drinking at 13. I call bullshiat on the "number of units" she drank daily. I couldn't do that.


pussy


/too easy
 
2013-04-11 12:50:16 AM  

dopekitty74: fusillade762: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.

Mugato: I don't buy it. I'm a serious drunk and even I can't do more than a liter of vodka in a day. Anyway, if she wants to stop, get her on some librium, stat.

Both of these. I'd have to work pretty hard to finish half a handle of vodka in one go, and that's less than a liter. I don't see any way that someone who looks like they weigh about half what I do doubling that.

Wtf is a handle? That's as confusing as a unit.

In canada for hard alcohol we have half pints, pints, quarts (750 ml) and 40 OZers, plus the jumbo bottles that you have to special order, which we call texas mickeys here. The wee little airline bottles being mickeys

/lives in New Brunswick


That's weird that they would call a 750 ml a quart. An Imperial quart is 1.13 liters, and an American quart is 946 ml. A 40 is almost exactly an Imperial quart (1.18 liters). I'm assuming your pints are 20-ounce Imperial pints and not 16-ounce American ones; either way, you're getting ripped off on your quarts.
 
2013-04-11 12:53:21 AM  

insertsnarkyusername: I'm a 30 year old alcoholic, I'm 6 foot 2 , 240 pounds and I started drinking at 13. I call bullshiat on the "number of units" she drank daily. I couldn't do that.


Ditto. I'm a 51-year-old drunk (alcoholics go to meetings), 5-10 and 200 pounds, and no way I could drink that much without dying.
 
2013-04-11 01:02:17 AM  
She is s dirty rotten hooorer. I would like to buy her a cocktail or two...
 
2013-04-11 01:04:19 AM  
Marion Ravenwood Approves

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But IRL? I knew a guy who drank 2 qts of scotch a  day. He was a 40+ year old vietnam vet who was 200+ pounds. I just don't see him getting drunk under the table by a 100lb teenager.
 
2013-04-11 01:04:37 AM  

NobleHam: How could you possibly drink that much without getting fat?


She's one o' them alcoholexia.... bollemic.... those people who drink lots then throw up then drink more.
 
2013-04-11 01:11:38 AM  
So....?

Unsure of the point of the article, but, then again, it's the Daily Fail, so I guess this is supposed to be vicarious entertainment for knuckle-draggers.
 
2013-04-11 01:16:07 AM  
I don't care how hot she is...she's an alcoholic.  Been there, done that...never again....I'd stay FAR away.
 
2013-04-11 01:24:31 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: syrynxx: Uchiha_Cycliste: Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters).

They're Imperial liters which are much smaller than the American liter.

do you know what proportion of an SI liter it is?


I have a hard time believing you fell for that. A liter is a liter.
 
2013-04-11 01:28:17 AM  

TwowheelinTim: A liter is a liter.


Says the dirty liter.
 
2013-04-11 01:32:59 AM  

JavaGuy: syrynxx: Uchiha_Cycliste: Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters).

They're Imperial liters which are much smaller than the American liter.

Nope.

American Liter == 16 fl oz.
Imperial Liter == 20 fl oz.


You know how I know you pulled that out of your ass?

How is that some people don't understand what the unit of measure "liter" is? That's like third grade stuff, even here in the U.S. WTF???
 
2013-04-11 01:33:54 AM  

TwowheelinTim: Uchiha_Cycliste: syrynxx: Uchiha_Cycliste: Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters).

They're Imperial liters which are much smaller than the American liter.

do you know what proportion of an SI liter it is?

I have a hard time believing you fell for that. A liter is a liter.


sigh.. .I know a pint is a pint the world around. I know there are imperial gallons. it sounded feasible, kinda.
 
2013-04-11 01:35:44 AM  

mbillips: JavaGuy: syrynxx: Uchiha_Cycliste: Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters).

They're Imperial liters which are much smaller than the American liter.

Nope.

American Liter == 16 fl oz.
Imperial Liter == 20 fl oz.

Please tell me you're trolling. Those are pints.



25.media.tumblr.com

I'm getting one!
 
2013-04-11 01:39:38 AM  

mbillips: TheShavingofOccam123: I would just like to say I had my first Pimm's No. 1 Cup with lemonade this weekend. Delish. That is all.

dopekitty74: Uchiha_Cycliste: dopekitty74: fusillade762: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.

Mugato: I don't buy it. I'm a serious drunk and even I can't do more than a liter of vodka in a day. Anyway, if she wants to stop, get her on some librium, stat.

Both of these. I'd have to work pretty hard to finish half a handle of vodka in one go, and that's less than a liter. I don't see any way that someone who looks like they weigh about half what I do doubling that.

Wtf is a handle? That's as confusing as a unit.

In canada for hard alcohol we have half pints, pints, quarts (750 ml) and 40 OZers, plus the jumbo bottles that you have to special order, which we call texas mickeys here. The wee little airline bottles being mickeys

/lives in New Brunswick

A handle is slang for a 1.75 liter bottle, like a fifth is slang for a .75 liter bottle

Wow, that's a big bottle. I'm not sure how many ml are in what we call a 40, but i think it's closer to 1.25 L than 1.75L. The texas mickeys are the ones that you often have to have a pump on, or have it on a stand that tilts so you can pour it. I'm guessing those are close to 3L, maybe 4.

/Finally learned what a fifth meant too. Yay!

Beer isn't sold in handles. Liquor is. 1.75L is my standard purchase for liquor. Costs about $35-$40 for JD or Bombay Sapphire. A fifth is one-fifth of a U.S. gallon (25.6 fluid ounces), and since liquor bottles were standardized at 750 ml, it's more a nickname than an accurate description. A real old-timey, pre-metric fifth would be 757 ml, and a 12-ounce can (which is actually 350 ml these days) would be 354 ml.


I wasn't even talking about beer?

What i was calling a pint is about half of the .75L size, and the half-pint being approximately half again that.
 
2013-04-11 01:42:53 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: TwowheelinTim: A liter is a liter.

Says the dirty liter.


Heh, dirty is right. How'd you know?
 
2013-04-11 01:43:22 AM  
She says: "When I was at sixth form, age 17, I was drinking cans of lager secretly between lessons to cope with exam stress. I had a £30-per-week Education Maintenance Allowance and all of that went on booze.

I know that this probably refers to some kind of British academic category, but for some reason I prefer to envision her transforming herself into a new shape every few years.

I assume the transformations went something like zygote -> fern -> dormouse -> puffin -> lemur -> whore
 
2013-04-11 02:05:23 AM  
I'd buy her a drink.
 
2013-04-11 02:16:32 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-11 02:17:06 AM  

Amusement: she's a looker
[s10.postimg.org image 372x574]


i know what im lookin at
 
2013-04-11 02:27:44 AM  

Crotchrocket Slim: What the hell is a "unit of alcohol" in either metric or old school Imperial measurements? This chick can't weigh more than 85 pounds, no way she could outdrink my half-German otherwise-fairly-Scandinavian-descended American-borne ass.

 
2013-04-11 02:28:01 AM  

I. R. Rottweiler: I think I saw her mom living under a bridge somewhere. Young lads, always get a look at mom, that's what that hot bit is going to turn into eventually.


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This
 
2013-04-11 02:33:11 AM  

Rufus Lee King: mbillips: I'm a 51-year-old drunk (alcoholics go to meetings), 5-10 and 200 pounds, and no way I could drink that much without dying.

That's me, except I'm 55.

My final famous binge was last November. It resulted in a heart attack, and I didn't consume nearly as much as the young lady in the article.

No kidding, the bony dude damn near got me.

[media-cache-ec2.pinterest.com image 266x299]



I hate that bony dude.
 
Skr
2013-04-11 02:47:10 AM  
That mother looks like William Shatner in drag. O_o


So if she was drunk every time she had sex.... was she actually selling rape?
 
2013-04-11 02:52:33 AM  

Skr: So if she was drunk every time she had sex.... was she actually selling rape?


The fact that she doesn't remember most of her sexual encounters is pretty disturbing.
 
2013-04-11 02:55:40 AM  

miss diminutive: Skr: So if she was drunk every time she had sex.... was she actually selling rape?

The fact that she doesn't remember most of her sexual encounters is pretty disturbing.


I have a few I'd like to forget.
 
2013-04-11 03:02:12 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: miss diminutive: Skr: So if she was drunk every time she had sex.... was she actually selling rape?

The fact that she doesn't remember most of her sexual encounters is pretty disturbing.

I have a few I'd like to forget.


Don't we all.

But waking up in the morning beside some stranger, not remembering if you actually consented, used protection or were even conscious for the event is just not the way to go through life, daughter.
 
2013-04-11 03:05:10 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: miss diminutive: Skr: So if she was drunk every time she had sex.... was she actually selling rape?

The fact that she doesn't remember most of her sexual encounters is pretty disturbing.

I have a few I'd like to forget.


"I'm saying you've already done plenty of things to regret, you just don't know what they are. It's when you discover them, when you see the folly in something you've done and you wish that you had it to do over, but it's too late. So you pick that thing up and carry it with you to remind you that life goes on, the world will spin without you, you really don't matter in the end. Then you will gain character because honesty will reach out from inside and tattoo itself across your face."
 
2013-04-11 03:36:26 AM  
img.thesun.co.uk

Suffolk. It's like Norfolk, but further south.
 
2013-04-11 03:40:09 AM  
I'm the first to ask what her Fark handle is? Really??
 
2013-04-11 04:02:14 AM  
These threads always serve to remind me I have a lot of catching up to do...

/no not seriously
//I still fear for my liver though
 
2013-04-11 05:40:18 AM  
These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager.

Bullsh*t.
 
2013-04-11 06:11:31 AM  
She should have just applied for a big student loan so she could drink that away too.. that way she might have gotton a degree out of it as well.

Also, it really must suck to be her boyfriend now... that situation is much too familar to me.
 
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2013-04-11 06:35:46 AM  
They call them Handles because they come with a handle.

www.unipack.ru
 
2013-04-11 07:11:46 AM  
This is why England is so messed up.  In the States, she would never have had to prostitute herself - she could have just joined a sorority if she wanted to get someone to buy her drinks and pull a train on her.
 
2013-04-11 07:16:58 AM  
What's gray and comes in pints?
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A bull elephant!

Thank you, thank you. I'm in Cleveland on the 15th.
 
2013-04-11 07:34:53 AM  

Skr: So if she was drunk every time she had sex.... was she actually selling rape?


If the people in yesterday's thread are to be believed then yes, yes she was.
 
2013-04-11 07:50:09 AM  
I'd buy her a beer for a favour *imp*
 
2013-04-11 07:58:41 AM  
Did you notice her and her boyfriend's teeth?
These people are obviously NOT British.
I call bullshiat.
 
2013-04-11 07:59:10 AM  

doyner: scottydoesntknow: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x486]

At least she has some support with her father and brother, John C. Reilly

You mean Patton Oswalt


You are mistaken.

That is badger from Breaking Bad.
 
2013-04-11 08:02:45 AM  

I. R. Rottweiler: I think I saw her mom living under a bridge somewhere. Young lads, always get a look at mom, that's what that hot bit is going to turn into eventually.


^^^^
 
2013-04-11 08:19:24 AM  
"This time the guy wanted oral sex and as soon as it was over I rushed to a supermarket to buy vodka to wash the taste away."

You're doing it wrong. The second beejer gets rid of the taste from the first.

/Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
 
2013-04-11 08:20:56 AM  
No, she sold herself for sex because she was a prostitute, who liked to drink.
 
2013-04-11 08:35:39 AM  
Headline is accurate (rare as that is), she really is "super cute". Definitely not smoking hot, but she has that "girl next door" kind of look going for her.
 
2013-04-11 08:40:55 AM  

dopekitty74: fusillade762: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.

Mugato: I don't buy it. I'm a serious drunk and even I can't do more than a liter of vodka in a day. Anyway, if she wants to stop, get her on some librium, stat.

Both of these. I'd have to work pretty hard to finish half a handle of vodka in one go, and that's less than a liter. I don't see any way that someone who looks like they weigh about half what I do doubling that.

Wtf is a handle? That's as confusing as a unit.

In canada for hard alcohol we have half pints, pints, quarts (750 ml) and 40 OZers, plus the jumbo bottles that you have to special order, which we call texas mickeys here. The wee little airline bottles being mickeys

/lives in New Brunswick


Freddy Beach, ah yeah!  I'm pretty sure half a quart of vodak is black-out city for me.  I'm better off with a Growler or two tho.
 
2013-04-11 08:52:25 AM  
So her stomach lining (and probably esophagus) is eroded, she likely barfs up a lot of that hooch and yet guys are going to her for the oral... yeah, GLWT.
 
2013-04-11 08:55:18 AM  

dopekitty74: Uchiha_Cycliste: dopekitty74: fusillade762: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.

Mugato: I don't buy it. I'm a serious drunk and even I can't do more than a liter of vodka in a day. Anyway, if she wants to stop, get her on some librium, stat.

Both of these. I'd have to work pretty hard to finish half a handle of vodka in one go, and that's less than a liter. I don't see any way that someone who looks like they weigh about half what I do doubling that.

Wtf is a handle? That's as confusing as a unit.

In canada for hard alcohol we have half pints, pints, quarts (750 ml) and 40 OZers, plus the jumbo bottles that you have to special order, which we call texas mickeys here. The wee little airline bottles being mickeys

/lives in New Brunswick

A handle is slang for a 1.75 liter bottle, like a fifth is slang for a .75 liter bottle

Wow, that's a big bottle. I'm not sure how many ml are in what we call a 40, but i think it's closer to 1.25 L than 1.75L. The texas mickeys are the ones that you often have to have a pump on, or have it on a stand that tilts so you can pour it. I'm guessing those are close to 3L, maybe 4.

/Finally learned what a fifth meant too. Yay!


Didn't RTentireFT, so not sure if this has been covered, but a fifth was actually 1/5 of a gallon, and a handle was a half-gallon bottle. Then the liquor companies went all SI and we got 750mL and 1L bottles, which a fifth falls in between, and the 1/2 gallon became 1.75L.

/started drinking back when a fifth was a fifth
//come from a long line of professional drinkers
 
2013-04-11 09:01:42 AM  
I'm in love
 
2013-04-11 09:08:24 AM  
100 units of booze?  I have some serious doubts.

I'm a guy, bigger than she is, and 100 units is more than triple what I was drinking every day before I went to rehab.  Considering how utterly destructive it was for me on just 1/3 of what she's claiming, I have a hard time believing that she's drinking 100 units.
 
2013-04-11 09:11:50 AM  
Amusement: she's a lHooker
[s10.postimg.org image 372x574]

Fixed for accuracy.
 
2013-04-11 09:37:29 AM  

doubled99: I'm in love


Get in line !
 
2013-04-11 09:54:20 AM  

Ender912: dopekitty74: fusillade762: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.

Mugato: I don't buy it. I'm a serious drunk and even I can't do more than a liter of vodka in a day. Anyway, if she wants to stop, get her on some librium, stat.

Both of these. I'd have to work pretty hard to finish half a handle of vodka in one go, and that's less than a liter. I don't see any way that someone who looks like they weigh about half what I do doubling that.

Wtf is a handle? That's as confusing as a unit.

In canada for hard alcohol we have half pints, pints, quarts (750 ml) and 40 OZers, plus the jumbo bottles that you have to special order, which we call texas mickeys here. The wee little airline bottles being mickeys

/lives in New Brunswick

Freddy Beach, ah yeah!  I'm pretty sure half a quart of vodak is black-out city for me.  I'm better off with a Growler or two tho.


Dude, another Freddy Beacher on fark? We totally need to have a mini fark party some day...
 
2013-04-11 10:00:55 AM  
1 unit of alcohol = 8 grams
1 gram of alcohol = 7 calories

100 * 8 * 7 = 5600 calories per day.

Smells like bullshiat.
 
2013-04-11 10:31:19 AM  
Think she wears enough coverup? Jesus....
 
2013-04-11 10:44:20 AM  
Holy crap, Biffa Bacon's mum is real!

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-11 11:43:58 AM  
I could drink that much in about two weeks, but it would hurt. I don't think it's possible to drink that much in a day and survive.
 
2013-04-11 01:32:29 PM  

Thurston Howell: Dear Emma: You're doing it wrong.  In our modern egalitarian society, women should be crowdsourcing their refreshments from eligible men at the pub.  Talk to this woman for some pointers.


Wow.. I read that article.. thanks for the RAGE.
 
2013-04-11 01:55:53 PM  
So her boyfriend "accepts" her past?  Uh huh, I'm sure that topic will NEVER come up in the heat of an argument anytime down the road.  "Yeah?  Well, at least I didn't WHORE myself out just to get drunk!"
 
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