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(The Sun)   Super cute 22-year-old blonde: "I sold sex to pay for my 100 units a day booze habit" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 190
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2013-04-10 07:07:36 PM
That isn't just British hot, that's smoking hot!
 
2013-04-10 07:10:49 PM

mikemoto: That isn't just British hot, that's smoking hot!


I'm not sure I'd go that far.  There's a pretty wide distance between "British hot" and "smoking hot," and I'm gonna say she falls somewhere in the middle.
 
2013-04-10 07:16:28 PM
img.thesun.co.uk

At least she has some support with her father and brother, John C. Reilly
 
2013-04-10 07:24:29 PM
That's being going on in bars since... forever
 
2013-04-10 07:31:55 PM
"How can I get mass market advertisement of my prostitution without running afoul of the law?"
DAILY MAIL TO THE RESCUE!
 
2013-04-10 07:33:48 PM
That, or she's an aspiring model but didn't want to be a Page 3 girl.
 
2013-04-10 07:49:19 PM
FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.
 
2013-04-10 07:49:45 PM
She's actually hot, nice.
 
2013-04-10 07:50:15 PM

scottydoesntknow: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x486]

At least she has some support with her father and brother, John C. Reilly


Based on that family pic, I think Mandy used some of that dirty sex money for a nose job...
 
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2013-04-10 07:53:11 PM
Emma sold her body for sex four times to make cash to buy booze.

This confession reminds me of the recent British tabloid story about the women who became a sex toy tester and had a shocking three orgasms per week. I'm not really impressed with the total.
 
2013-04-10 07:59:22 PM
While she is definitely cute, did she really have to use an entire cosmetic store's stock in that first picture?
 
2013-04-10 08:01:40 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."


Then she would sing songs that remind her of the good times, then songs that remind her of the better times.
 
2013-04-10 08:11:23 PM
Dear Emma: You're doing it wrong.  In our modern egalitarian society, women should be crowdsourcing their refreshments from eligible men at the pub.  Talk to this woman for some pointers.
 
2013-04-10 08:12:18 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."

Then she would sing songs that remind her of the good times, then songs that remind her of the better times.


Oh, Danny boy,  Danny Boy,Danny Boy.
 
2013-04-10 08:12:47 PM
Why wouldn't she just hook up with guys who also drink a lot and keep the fridge and cabinets stocked?

We're not that hard to find...
 
2013-04-10 08:18:37 PM
100 units per day. Heh hehe.
 
2013-04-10 08:20:22 PM
I'd buy her one of those drinks with a suggestively sexy name, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2013-04-10 08:22:35 PM

scottydoesntknow: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x486]

At least she has some support with her father and brother, John C. Reilly


You mean Patton Oswalt
 
2013-04-10 08:32:32 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."

Then she would sing songs that remind her of the good times, then songs that remind her of the better times.


You are getting a funny vote when this goes green.
 
2013-04-10 08:32:59 PM

sno man: scottydoesntknow: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x486]

At least she has some support with her father and brother, John C. Reilly

Based on that family pic, I think Mandy used some of that dirty sex money for a nose job...


new set of bolt-ons, too
 
2013-04-10 08:40:50 PM
"I lost a stone, my hair was lank"

ENGLISH, MOTHERF... wait
 
2013-04-10 08:46:54 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: AdolfOliverPanties: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."

Then she would sing songs that remind her of the good times, then songs that remind her of the better times.

You are getting a funny vote when this goes green.


And an earworm for most of us too.  Luckily I have it at the ready to get it out of my head.
 
2013-04-10 08:52:57 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.


FTFA: But, two months later, in January last year, she was rushed to A&E vomiting blood. Doctors discovered that half her stomach lining had eroded away.

If the stomach thing happened, I would buy that she was consuming that much on a bad day.
 
2013-04-10 08:54:08 PM
She's more fun when she drinks.
 
2013-04-10 08:54:43 PM

doyner: scottydoesntknow: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x486]

At least she has some support with her father and brother, John C. Reilly

You mean Patton Oswalt


Ahh good call. And I even had King of Queens on in the background.
 
2013-04-10 08:54:46 PM

elvisaintdead: sno man: scottydoesntknow: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x486]

At least she has some support with her father and brother, John C. Reilly

Based on that family pic, I think Mandy used some of that dirty sex money for a nose job...

new set of bolt-ons, too


Naw, mum's sweater puppies are massive, if not well defined, buffy's are way smaller, but 22 and no kids... and 22, and no kids, and the first pic is probably a padded bra. They have those now.
 
2013-04-10 08:55:11 PM

MrBallou: I'd buy her one of those drinks with a suggestively sexy name, if you know what I mean and I think you do.


If you're speaking of a fish house punch, then yes I do know what you mean.
 
2013-04-10 08:57:53 PM
She's cute, but that is a rough 22.
 
2013-04-10 08:58:03 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.

FTFA: But, two months later, in January last year, she was rushed to A&E vomiting blood. Doctors discovered that half her stomach lining had eroded away.

If the stomach thing happened, I would buy that she was consuming that much on a bad day.


I mean, I know alcoholics can handle a lot, but she's talking about approx. 3 liters of vodka in a day. What is that? A shot ever 20-30 mins for 24 hours straight? Or a shot every 15 minutes all day, and 8 hours for sleep. How did that not kill her?
 
2013-04-10 08:59:58 PM

DeltaPunch: MrBallou: I'd buy her one of those drinks with a suggestively sexy name, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

If you're speaking of a fish house punch, then yes I do know what you mean.


I was thinking more like a Mudslide, but maybe that's my personal kink.
 
2013-04-10 09:07:54 PM

MrBallou: DeltaPunch: MrBallou: I'd buy her one of those drinks with a suggestively sexy name, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

If you're speaking of a fish house punch, then yes I do know what you mean.

I was thinking more like a Mudslide, but maybe that's my personal kink.


Based on my own gastrointestinal reaction to alcohol, I'm not sure if I'd be interested in experiencing a Mudslide from someone who drinks "100 units" of alcohol per day...
 
2013-04-10 09:11:58 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: I mean, I know alcoholics can handle a lot, but she's talking about approx. 3 liters of vodka in a day. What is that? A shot ever 20-30 mins for 24 hours straight? Or a shot every 15 minutes all day, and 8 hours for sleep. How did that not kill her?


People who drink regularly need to drink more than light drinkers or non-drinkers to get the same effects because their bodies adapt to deal with alcohol. If she'd been a heavy drinker since 15 she must have built up one hell of a tolerance. I'm not saying she didn't inflate the quantities but I don't think she is exaggerating that much. If anything I think she is inflating the vodak claim or it was some weak-ass stuff.
 
2013-04-10 09:16:35 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: antidisestablishmentarianism: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.

FTFA: But, two months later, in January last year, she was rushed to A&E vomiting blood. Doctors discovered that half her stomach lining had eroded away.

If the stomach thing happened, I would buy that she was consuming that much on a bad day.

I mean, I know alcoholics can handle a lot, but she's talking about approx. 3 liters of vodka in a day. What is that? A shot ever 20-30 mins for 24 hours straight? Or a shot every 15 minutes all day, and 8 hours for sleep. How did that not kill her?


Single ounce shots, she's basically at one every 15 mins... without any sleep to get to 3l / 24h.  You were right earlier, BS for the win.
 
2013-04-10 09:17:50 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Uchiha_Cycliste: I mean, I know alcoholics can handle a lot, but she's talking about approx. 3 liters of vodka in a day. What is that? A shot ever 20-30 mins for 24 hours straight? Or a shot every 15 minutes all day, and 8 hours for sleep. How did that not kill her?

People who drink regularly need to drink more than light drinkers or non-drinkers to get the same effects because their bodies adapt to deal with alcohol. If she'd been a heavy drinker since 15 she must have built up one hell of a tolerance. I'm not saying she didn't inflate the quantities but I don't think she is exaggerating that much. If anything I think she is inflating the vodak claim or it was some weak-ass stuff.


I'll buy she was inflating her claims. But honestly, I find it hard to believe she was drinking 3 liters of Vodka every 16 waking hours, that's some 80-90 shots. Wouldn't that volume of ethanol be fatal?
 
2013-04-10 09:35:55 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: antidisestablishmentarianism: Uchiha_Cycliste: I mean, I know alcoholics can handle a lot, but she's talking about approx. 3 liters of vodka in a day. What is that? A shot ever 20-30 mins for 24 hours straight? Or a shot every 15 minutes all day, and 8 hours for sleep. How did that not kill her?

People who drink regularly need to drink more than light drinkers or non-drinkers to get the same effects because their bodies adapt to deal with alcohol. If she'd been a heavy drinker since 15 she must have built up one hell of a tolerance. I'm not saying she didn't inflate the quantities but I don't think she is exaggerating that much. If anything I think she is inflating the vodak claim or it was some weak-ass stuff.

I'll buy she was inflating her claims. But honestly, I find it hard to believe she was drinking 3 liters of Vodka every 16 waking hours, that's some 80-90 shots. Wouldn't that volume of ethanol be fatal?


It was 2 liters. I hate to throw my personal experiences in here but I have consumed 30 5.5% beers in one day, 2 bottles of strong wine in 6 hours, one bottle of makers mark in a day and been fine in each case after sleeping a normal 6-8 hours. I don't think I could do all of that in one day and be functional. I did find this chart while looking for fatal doses of alcohol. I have issue with the decreased libido claim. Unless they are talking about pushing rope, I'm ready to fark just about any girl at 2am.
 
2013-04-10 09:47:28 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Uchiha_Cycliste: antidisestablishmentarianism: Uchiha_Cycliste: I mean, I know alcoholics can handle a lot, but she's talking about approx. 3 liters of vodka in a day. What is that? A shot ever 20-30 mins for 24 hours straight? Or a shot every 15 minutes all day, and 8 hours for sleep. How did that not kill her?

People who drink regularly need to drink more than light drinkers or non-drinkers to get the same effects because their bodies adapt to deal with alcohol. If she'd been a heavy drinker since 15 she must have built up one hell of a tolerance. I'm not saying she didn't inflate the quantities but I don't think she is exaggerating that much. If anything I think she is inflating the vodak claim or it was some weak-ass stuff.

I'll buy she was inflating her claims. But honestly, I find it hard to believe she was drinking 3 liters of Vodka every 16 waking hours, that's some 80-90 shots. Wouldn't that volume of ethanol be fatal?

It was 2 liters. I hate to throw my personal experiences in here but I have consumed 30 5.5% beers in one day, 2 bottles of strong wine in 6 hours, one bottle of makers mark in a day and been fine in each case after sleeping a normal 6-8 hours. I don't think I could do all of that in one day and be functional. I did find this chart while looking for fatal doses of alcohol. I have issue with the decreased libido claim. Unless they are talking about pushing rope, I'm ready to fark just about any girl at 2am.


Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters). I've drunken a fifth of makers in a day too. But I'm damn sure two handles of Makers mark would be fatal.  I guess my initial point was (as we discussed) her list of what she drank must be inflated, otherwise I don't see how she'd survive, much less to do that every day. 8 hours of sleep surely isn't enough to bring her BAC back to zero, so if she did that every day she'd be ratcheting up her BAC higher and higher. 8 hours should only be enough time to rid her body of less than a half liter of vodka.
 
2013-04-10 09:59:26 PM
Just 2 liters alone, that's about 60 ounces, or 40 shots "drinks". If we give her 120 lbs, that's a bac of 1.24!
 
2013-04-10 10:02:08 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters).


They're Imperial liters which are much smaller than the American liter.
 
2013-04-10 10:08:43 PM

syrynxx: Uchiha_Cycliste: Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters).

They're Imperial liters which are much smaller than the American liter.


do you know what proportion of an SI liter it is?
 
2013-04-10 10:08:53 PM
So, she's almost Irish then?
 
2013-04-10 10:10:32 PM

syrynxx: Uchiha_Cycliste: Well 2 liters of vodka, plus a bottle of wine and a liter of cider and 6 lagers. I'd say that's approx another liter of vodka (hence the initial guesstimate of approx 3 liters).

They're Imperial liters which are much smaller than the American liter.


That's not fair. I know neither of them pay for TF, but I don't see how that makes one of them smaller
 
2013-04-10 10:14:07 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.

FTFA: But, two months later, in January last year, she was rushed to A&E vomiting blood. Doctors discovered that half her stomach lining had eroded away.

If the stomach thing happened, I would buy that she was consuming that much on a bad day.


Rushed to A&E? Oh crap another reality show.
 
2013-04-10 10:15:29 PM

FriarReb98: While she is definitely cute, did she really have to use an entire cosmetic store's stock in that first picture?


Yes, to cover the broken veins caused by all that booze.
 
2013-04-10 10:27:52 PM
I don't buy it. I'm a serious drunk and even I can't do more than a liter of vodka in a day. Anyway, if she wants to stop, get her on some librium, stat.
 
2013-04-10 11:06:14 PM
Looking at her "Family" photos..... pretty sure she's adopted.
 
2013-04-10 11:08:40 PM
lightweight
 
2013-04-10 11:13:42 PM
Wow, she must have some super cheat codes for life, because she got all the looks in that family.
 
2013-04-10 11:14:48 PM

DeltaPunch: MrBallou: DeltaPunch: MrBallou: I'd buy her one of those drinks with a suggestively sexy name, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

If you're speaking of a fish house punch, then yes I do know what you mean.

I was thinking more like a Mudslide, but maybe that's my personal kink.

Based on my own gastrointestinal reaction to alcohol, I'm not sure if I'd be interested in experiencing a Mudslide from someone who drinks "100 units" of alcohol per day...


Ewwww. Good point.

Make it an Angel's Kiss instead.
 
2013-04-10 11:15:48 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: FTFA: "These daily binges included two litres of vodka, a bottle of wine, a litre of cider and six cans of lager."
Holy crap! Even I can't drink that much... at best I can (used to be able to) drink a fifth of rum of bourbon in a couple hours, or a handle of Jack over two days. that's incredible.

\or bullshiat.


That reminds me of that clip in Family Guy where they rip on Europeans for using different terminology than Americans
 
2013-04-10 11:18:07 PM
I think I saw her mom living under a bridge somewhere. Young lads, always get a look at mom, that's what that hot bit is going to turn into eventually.
 
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