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(SeattlePI)   Got some spare time? Olympia Beer is offering $1 million to anyone who can "ensure the safe capture" or provide "irrefutable evidence" of Bigfoot   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 79
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2013-04-10 07:46:37 PM
Hell, I'll double it! But I need his actual foot, too.
 
2013-04-10 08:04:21 PM
If bigfoot is attracted to cat pee, Olympia beer is the correct lure.
 
2013-04-10 08:05:16 PM
Zero Dark Thirty 2
 
2013-04-10 08:05:45 PM
I had no idea that Olympia Beer still existed.
 
2013-04-10 08:05:47 PM
I'm game, if you can get investors to put $500K over 3 years. I'll even let you film it for $3,000,000.
 
2013-04-10 08:06:16 PM
Are they going to remake that awesome Apple ][ game, too?
 
2013-04-10 08:06:29 PM
There are 2 things that I know do not exist: Bigfoot and a good tasting beer from Olympia.
 
2013-04-10 08:06:49 PM

llevrok: If bigfoot is attracted to cat pee, Olympia beer is the correct lure.


Works great on slugs.
 
2013-04-10 08:06:57 PM
And I'm offering $90 Billion! In gold! And in a diamond suitcase!

Hell, since I'll never have to pay up, the guys who catch it can gang rape me, too.
 
2013-04-10 08:08:15 PM

strangeguitar: There are 2 things that I know do not exist: Bigfoot and a good tasting beer from Olympia.



I'll dispute that. There are a couple of great small brewers in Olympia.

No, it ISN'T the water.
 
2013-04-10 08:09:58 PM
I saw at least five in the New Orleans Fark party pictures, and three of them were me.
 
2013-04-10 08:11:04 PM
How much of that is in actual beer?
 
2013-04-10 08:11:13 PM
Meanwhile the Oly brewery sits vacant because there's no water to the site. Ironic?
 
2013-04-10 08:11:34 PM

Atomic Spunk: I had no idea that Olympia Beer still existed.


Yeah, I'd thought that piss had finally gone away when the frats stopped buying it.
 
2013-04-10 08:11:36 PM
Bunk! Bunk, I say! Bring me a bag full of Bigfoot's droppings or shut up!

I have the droppings of someone who saw Bigfoot.

Shut up!
 
2013-04-10 08:13:24 PM
Grabs some beef jerky and heads for the woods.
 
2013-04-10 08:13:55 PM
Finding Bigfoot is still easier than finding Olympia beer.
 
2013-04-10 08:14:20 PM
I love me some Oly.
 
2013-04-10 08:14:28 PM

Deathfrogg: strangeguitar: There are 2 things that I know do not exist: Bigfoot and a good tasting beer from Olympia.


I'll dispute that. There are a couple of great small brewers in Olympia.

No, it ISN'T the water.


I agree. I was talking about that particular Coors owned brewery.
 
2013-04-10 08:14:31 PM

Deathfrogg: strangeguitar: There are 2 things that I know do not exist: Bigfoot and a good tasting beer from Olympia.


I'll dispute that. There are a couple of great small brewers in Olympia.

No, it ISN'T the water.


I've been assured that it is.

2.bp.blogspot.com


Remember, it's up to us. Bigfoot is a crucial part of the ecosystem, if he exists. So let's all keep Bigfoot possibly alive for future generations, unless he doesn't exist. The end!
 
2013-04-10 08:14:37 PM
Just submit photos of the last Seattle Fark party....

[Checks Rules]

"no footprints, bone fragments or blurry photos."

 Drat!!!
 
2013-04-10 08:14:46 PM
Maybe they should bait Bigfoot with some real beer...

www.miss604.com
 
2013-04-10 08:15:25 PM
Or the minimum standard for beer in Canada, anyway.
 
2013-04-10 08:15:37 PM
Olympia's slogan should be "headache in a can".  Tried it once in college ages ago (it was very cheap)...never again.  I had a hangover while I was still drinking.
 
2013-04-10 08:20:57 PM
Hmmm, this is Squatchy country; be very careful.
 
2013-04-10 08:21:16 PM

Deathfrogg: strangeguitar: There are 2 things that I know do not exist: Bigfoot and a good tasting beer from Olympia.


I'll dispute that. There are a couple of great small brewers in Olympia.

No, it ISN'T the water.


The aquifer that the city of Olympia draws water from (and likely Tumwater and whatever the hellhole is east of Oly.. Lacey?) is some of the best around. I encourage everyone that can to hit up the parking lot in the middle of town that has access to the water. It used to be a random pipe sticking out in the parking lot, but I think they re-did the area around it or something. It was always easy to find back in the mid-90's since all you had to do was spot the 10 hippies milling around the spigot filling up jugs and jugs of water.

/the Fish Bowl was my first micro-brewery experience.
 
2013-04-10 08:21:23 PM
I see through Bigfoot's monster coatings to the gentle loner inside. I bet he has a wounded raccoon friend that he tenderly nurses back to health while he goes "coo". But in the end they shoot him. But he teaches us about things.
 
2013-04-10 08:21:51 PM
To bad they euthanized all those wild Artesians!
 
2013-04-10 08:23:42 PM
Several ice ages ago when i lived in the pnw there was a local sale version of Olympia that was...... well, at least great for the price. Every where else it is vile vile stuff. Anyone know the scoop on this?
 
2013-04-10 08:23:53 PM
Brilliant pr stunt that has no downside...unless the bigfeet unite and take over the earth.
 
2013-04-10 08:24:08 PM
Tell ya what, I will stop shaving and let someone turn me in for a 60/40 profit split
 
2013-04-10 08:24:08 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

I'll be right down to pick up my check.
 
2013-04-10 08:28:48 PM

LordOfThePings: [24.media.tumblr.com image 400x600]

I'll be right down to pick up my check.


Jesus, you could play two pianos at once with those motherfarkers.
 
2013-04-10 08:30:15 PM

part of the problem: Several ice ages ago when i lived in the pnw there was a local sale version of Olympia that was...... well, at least great for the price. Every where else it is vile vile stuff. Anyone know the scoop on this?


Their warehouse was in Arizona.
 
2013-04-10 08:31:25 PM
Paging Les Stroud.
 
2013-04-10 08:35:26 PM
theinfosphere.org
 
2013-04-10 08:36:03 PM
I drove by a billboard for that this afternoon...
 
2013-04-10 08:39:43 PM
http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/sierra-nevada-bigfoot/371/

this bigfoot?

And I sorta like Oly in a perverse way, but then a few years back I read the side of a can and guess where it was brewed?

Riverside, Ca.

There aint no water in Riverside.
 
2013-04-10 08:42:46 PM
The whole rockstar mythos is a lie.
 
2013-04-10 08:46:02 PM
Where, oh where, are the artesians?
Are they over or under the ground?
Well we don't care if there aren't any there!
As long as there Oly' around!
 
2013-04-10 08:46:13 PM
mantiseye.com

It's ok, baby -- I'll shave you if necessary
 
2013-04-10 08:57:13 PM

Atomic Spunk: I had no idea that Olympia Beer still existed.


Nor I. It was shiat beer when I was in college in the 80's. With today's selection, I can't imagine any still buys it.
 
2013-04-10 09:03:51 PM
Big foot is bears or gorillas with mange, or occasionally some guy in a costume.
 
2013-04-10 09:09:33 PM
We are to dumb and raucous to catch Bigfoot.
 
2013-04-10 09:18:34 PM
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-10 09:18:36 PM
Olympia IS water. Rainier is the rightly preferred "local" swill! Sounder Pounders! God, I miss Rainier.
 
2013-04-10 09:21:50 PM

jimmythrust: Olympia IS water. Rainier is the rightly preferred "local" swill! Sounder Pounders! God, I miss Rainier.


farm4.staticflickr.com
rrraaaaiiiinneerrrrbbbbeeeeeeeerrrrr!!!!
 
2013-04-10 09:28:11 PM

Atomic Spunk: I had no idea that Olympia Beer still existed.


Same here.
 
2013-04-10 09:28:18 PM

echomike23: jimmythrust: Olympia IS water. Rainier is the rightly preferred "local" swill! Sounder Pounders! God, I miss Rainier.

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 500x334]
rrraaaaiiiinneerrrrbbbbeeeeeeeerrrrr!!!!


Thank you good sir!
 
2013-04-10 09:29:03 PM

jimmythrust: Olympia IS water. Rainier is the rightly preferred "local" swill! Sounder Pounders! God, I miss Rainier.


They are both not bad in the beer so cheap I can't be picky category. Way above Milwaukee's Best.
 
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