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(11 Alive) NewsFlash Gunman holding firefighters hostage releases one but four continue to be held outside Atlanta. Link goes to story with link to live coverage. UPDATE from article: Suspect is dead, hostages are okay   (11alive.com) divider line 41
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2013-04-10 07:14:39 PM
5 votes:
Well, at least when the cops burn the place down the fire department is already there.
2013-04-10 06:50:44 PM
4 votes:
Like Russia needs another excuse to invade Georgia.
2013-04-10 08:11:01 PM
3 votes:
Although no photos of the alleged gunman have been made public, investigative efforts have uncovered this picture of the suspect as a child.  Initial reports say it may shed light on motive, but no other details have been released.

www.maniacworld.com
2013-04-10 07:12:14 PM
3 votes:
If only he had tried to take them hostage in a school where all the teachers were armed.
2013-04-10 06:51:53 PM
3 votes:
All he wants is a ride on the truck and to activate the siren.
2013-04-10 06:49:46 PM
3 votes:
They should outlaw gunmans.

Problem solved.
2013-04-10 10:09:58 PM
2 votes:

detritus: BarkingUnicorn: detritus: Notice the Charter Communications truck leaving?

"Welp, guess I didn't need to turn on our shiatty service for this guy after all!"

That van is full of cops.

No, it was a Comcast-branded pickup truck turning at the corner from the live feed.  Only one person in the vehicle, and looked like the typical contractor.


if that's the case, you konw the deceased will be getting billed for that site visit.
2013-04-10 08:04:37 PM
2 votes:
So we have one dead gunman and four deaf firefighters.
2013-04-10 07:40:45 PM
2 votes:

Bontesla: Just tuning in. What did I miss??


There's something happening here
But what it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Telling me I got to beware
I think it's time we stop
Children, what's that sound?
Everybody look - what's going down?
2013-04-10 07:13:16 PM
2 votes:

Thisbymaster: I bet he was the former owner of the house.  But no one is going to blame the banks, nope not one person.


I know a handful of people who were foreclosed upon, and not one of them took hostages.

Now, in one case, shrimp may have somehow found its way into the HVAC ducts... but taking hostages is going a bit too far.
2013-04-10 07:01:23 PM
2 votes:
The firemen are strippers and this is all part of one big fantasy.
2013-04-10 09:10:20 PM
1 votes:
Well obviously we need more guns.
2013-04-10 08:09:31 PM
1 votes:

wambu: Had the gunman been playing violent video games?


That's why he needed the utilities back on.
2013-04-10 08:03:46 PM
1 votes:

lostcat: OK, now I feel weird beause when I started posting stupid stuff in this thread that guy was still alive, and now a few minutes later, I'm still sitting here at work and that guy is dead. That's kind of depressing.

Too bad there wasn't a non-lethal option for getting control of the situation. Everyone has bad days and stupid ideas.


My least intelligent ideas, even if executed upon my most miserable days, would not result in me being justifiably shot by a law enforcement agent.
2013-04-10 07:50:31 PM
1 votes:
Notice the Charter Communications truck leaving?

"Welp, guess I didn't need to turn on our shiatty service for this guy after all!"
2013-04-10 07:50:25 PM
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: He wanted utilities back on.


Judges?  Sorry, the correct response was "What is 'He didn't want to PAY to get the utilities back on?'"

/seeing as how they interrupted Jeopardy, you know.
2013-04-10 07:49:09 PM
1 votes:
Oh, so the firefighters are finally getting a taste of how it feels and they don't like it?  Boo-hoo, why don't you go cry all over another innocent fire?  It's about time someone stood up for fire.  Keep fighting the good fight, firefighterfighter!
2013-04-10 07:48:52 PM
1 votes:
lh3.ggpht.com
2013-04-10 07:46:23 PM
1 votes:
Thanks Obama.
2013-04-10 07:46:23 PM
1 votes:
images.encyclopediadramatica.se

Was it this guy?
2013-04-10 07:45:21 PM
1 votes:
Maybe he wanted some people for Bridge.
2013-04-10 07:41:15 PM
1 votes:
images.hollywood.com
Is the home Fireproof?
2013-04-10 07:40:35 PM
1 votes:

lostcat: I'd like to give you something to feel in your body, blondie...If you know what I mean.


HEY BLONDIE! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? JUST A CRAZY SON OF A AAAAHHYYYAAAYYH WA WA WA

/ can't possibly be obscure
2013-04-10 07:27:07 PM
1 votes:

Rhino_man: In before "Gun grabbers don't want to talk about mental health" derpers who never actually propose any changes to the mental health system.


OR they'll propose some labyrinthe and draconian licensing, training, and regulatory regime that they pass off as minor and perfectly reasonable.

If only he had to undergo 2 cat scans, multiple psychological exams,$50/year licensing, fingerprinting, purchase a drill proof, fire proof safe, undergo police academy training, be embedded with the Army for 6 months, get written references from 15 neighbors, and fill out a 20 page life history dossier, none of those would have happened.
2013-04-10 07:23:53 PM
1 votes:
It's disgusting how eager this media outlet is to obey the orders of police and restrict their coverage.
2013-04-10 07:19:25 PM
1 votes:
"I nicked the census man." "Now, there's a good boy."
2013-04-10 07:16:36 PM
1 votes:

evaned: What kind of lowlife turd dipshiat takes firefighters hostage?


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2013-04-10 07:14:58 PM
1 votes:
I hope the dalmation is ok.
2013-04-10 07:14:51 PM
1 votes:

dstrick44: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Shadow Blasko: Oh joy... can we go a day without someone snapping?

In a country of over 300 million? No.

This stuff would not even have been reported a few years ago. It's that guns are the new black right now and the news networks have 24 hours to fill that anybody even cares.

When was there ever a time that holding firefighters hostage at gunpoint was not news?


Back when satellite uplinks from mobile production vans weren't easy and cheap.
2013-04-10 07:13:08 PM
1 votes:

evaned: What kind of lowlife turd dipshiat takes firefighters hostage?


The extreamly desperate kind. When life gives you lemons; set life's house on fire... With the lemons
2013-04-10 07:09:52 PM
1 votes:

SubBass49: Seriously...

Attention suicidal dipshiats of America:   FARKING KILL YOURSELVES ALONE IN A DARK BATHROOM LIKE GOD INTENDED.

Enough of this, "I'm gonna take some innocent folks with me" bullshiat.  Swallow a box of rat poison...hang your pathetic self...slit your wrists in the tub, but for GOD'S SAKE DO IT ALONE!!!

NOT WITH YOUR KIDS.
NOT WITH YOUR LOCAL POLICE
NOT WITH YOUR SPOUSE
NOT WITH ANYONE ELSE'S SIGNIFICANT OTHERS

a-farking-lone!!!


Well... I mean... if they're gonna take someone else out, they should start aiming for the Phelps Clan, the actual Klan, terrorists, etc.

I mean... psychos... I'm just loving that energy and motivation! But I'm gonna need you to bottle it up and wait until the next WBC protest.
2013-04-10 07:09:11 PM
1 votes:
Do they have twins doing their reporting or am I just uable to tell skinny blonde women in their late 30s apart?
2013-04-10 07:02:30 PM
1 votes:

Shadow Blasko: Oh joy... can we go a day without someone snapping?


With firefighters held hostage, I'm more worried about crackling and popping.
2013-04-10 06:59:41 PM
1 votes:
Firefighters need guns now. More guns for everyone!
2013-04-10 06:55:50 PM
1 votes:
The live coverage is stunning. I wonder if they'll let that black truck pass
2013-04-10 06:54:43 PM
1 votes:
Is this Backdraft II?
2013-04-10 06:52:40 PM
1 votes:
So God isn't in the firehouses either.
2013-04-10 06:52:01 PM
1 votes:
Isn't Suawanee one of the more affluent of the methy communities on the Northeast side?
2013-04-10 06:51:13 PM
1 votes:
Seriously...

Attention suicidal dipshiats of America:   FARKING KILL YOURSELVES ALONE IN A DARK BATHROOM LIKE GOD INTENDED.

Enough of this, "I'm gonna take some innocent folks with me" bullshiat.  Swallow a box of rat poison...hang your pathetic self...slit your wrists in the tub, but for GOD'S SAKE DO IT ALONE!!!

NOT WITH YOUR KIDS.
NOT WITH YOUR LOCAL POLICE
NOT WITH YOUR SPOUSE
NOT WITH ANYONE ELSE'S SIGNIFICANT OTHERS

a-farking-lone!!!
2013-04-10 06:50:35 PM
1 votes:
fark the police fire department!
2013-04-10 06:48:52 PM
1 votes:
Oh joy... can we go a day without someone snapping?
 
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