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(Huffington Post)   Porn actresses whose videos had been downloaded by the Vatican point out the hypocrisy of not just viewing sex videos, but stealing them. Vatican officials insist they were just trying to keep up on modern spanking technologies   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 57
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2013-04-10 08:10:11 PM
Well, it might be Official business...
 
2013-04-10 08:23:55 PM
Pre-Op transsexual?
 
2013-04-10 08:25:34 PM
Actresses? Female actresses? Like adult women?

Huh.
 
2013-04-10 08:32:14 PM
Well, if there's video evidence of nuns being naughty, they would be negligent in their duties to just ignore it.
 
2013-04-10 08:32:37 PM
don't the vatican vaults house the largest porn collection in the WORLD in all of recorded history?

I always heard that.

shame if it's just pre-pubescent boys though 'cause ugh

bad, father o'flaherty! bad bad bad!
 
2013-04-10 08:32:49 PM
Autoplay videos are making the internet as annoying as TV commercials, maybe even more so.
 
2013-04-10 08:34:33 PM

jaytkay: Actresses? Female actresses? Like adult women?

Huh.


Well one is technically a dude.
 
2013-04-10 08:34:53 PM
How else are they gonna beat the Bishop?
 
2013-04-10 08:35:29 PM

jaytkay: Actresses? Female actresses? Like adult women?

Huh.


Yeah, that's the shocking part.
 
2013-04-10 08:39:50 PM
Wait, they can track . . .
 
2013-04-10 08:40:33 PM
I read somewhere that someone in the Vatican also reads Fark...just sayin'
 
2013-04-10 08:41:50 PM
Straight porn?

Holy shatt!
 
2013-04-10 08:47:21 PM
24.media.tumblr.com


What porn actress might look like
 
2013-04-10 08:50:19 PM
So you mean clerical officials are often hypocritical and use beliefs they don't actually share to control people? This newsflash brought to you by pretty much all of human history.
 
2013-04-10 08:52:05 PM
Obvious:
www.oocities.org
 
2013-04-10 08:53:36 PM
jackin' it?
 
2013-04-10 08:59:40 PM
Whatever keeps them away from the altar boys
 
2013-04-10 09:03:30 PM
The popes computer is just full of malware.  He probably has so many task bars he can only see the little boys shoes.
 
2013-04-10 09:05:07 PM

sobernutz: [24.media.tumblr.com image 400x534]


What porn actress might look like


Hmm...gonna need a name for, uh, further "research".
 
2013-04-10 09:08:11 PM
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What Vatican porn may look like...

It even comes with its own perverts audience:
upload.wikimedia.org

/The Ecstasy of St. Teresa, Cornaro Chapel, Santa Maria della Vittoria, Rome
 
2013-04-10 09:20:52 PM

YodaBlues: sobernutz: [24.media.tumblr.com image 400x534]


What porn actress might look like

Hmm...gonna need a name for, uh, further "research".


Holly Michaels is what my "research" came up with. Do please research vigorously
 
2013-04-10 09:21:40 PM

Irving Maimway: jaytkay: Actresses? Female actresses? Like adult women?

Huh.

Yeah, that's the shocking part.


she still had a penis though.
 
2013-04-10 09:26:20 PM
i1171.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-10 09:29:35 PM

mongbiohazard: So you mean clerical officials are often hypocritical and use beliefs they don't actually share to control people? This newsflash brought to you by pretty much all of human history.


C'mon? You know there are people that don't know that.
 
2013-04-10 09:31:39 PM
Wow, and Lesbian S&M porn to boot. I would say that the Catholic church has finally jumped that last shark but I'm sure there are still more to go. Either that or this is the longest running Monty Python.

Hypnozombie
 
2013-04-10 09:35:31 PM
Dang it.
 
2013-04-10 09:36:12 PM
This is why one's seventh proxy should always be located in Vatican City.
 
2013-04-10 09:37:54 PM

HypnozombieX: Wow, and Lesbian S&M porn to boot.


Can it be lesbian porn if one of the girls has a schlong? It's not funtari porn.
 
2013-04-10 09:42:34 PM

jtown: This is why one's seventh proxy should always be located in Vatican City.


I think Anonymous just added something to its to-do list.
 
2013-04-10 09:49:31 PM
This is the biggest Papal bull I've ever heard.
 
2013-04-10 09:55:29 PM
Why do people think that ONLY Roman Catholic priests live in Vatican City?
 
2013-04-10 09:59:31 PM
He's a naughty dirty Pope.  Those robes need to be washed.  Because of all the semen.
 
2013-04-10 09:59:51 PM
As I said in an earlier thread:
There's something in the Bible about a kid uploading five breads and two fishes to Jesus and Jesus making and distributing copies to 5000 people.
But there's no mention of the Food Industry Association of Palestine screaming bloody murder about miraclecy ruining their livelihoods.

Then again, soon-ishly afterwards JesusBay got taken down by the government in a suspiciously public manner..
 
2013-04-10 10:05:32 PM
wait. i bet the lesbian S&M porn was downloaded by nuns. it makes too much sense. it has to be.
 
2013-04-10 10:05:54 PM
they aren't watching them, they just download them so people will think they aren't thinking about and/or molesting little boys 24/7
 
2013-04-10 10:06:34 PM

Fubini: Why do people think that ONLY Roman Catholic priests live in Vatican City?



priests polishing bishops and hob-KNOBbing with cardinals.........
 
2013-04-10 10:09:08 PM

falcon176: they aren't watching them, they just download them so people will think they aren't thinking about and/or molesting little boys 24/7


quick, Cardinal Mario, download some tits so no one will catch on!
 
2013-04-10 10:53:59 PM

offacue: Autoplay videos are making the internet as annoying as TV commercials, maybe even more so.


Although, am I the only one who was hoping that the video with the Huff Post commentator was the start of some sort of porn video?
 
2013-04-10 10:55:28 PM

Omahawg: don't the vatican vaults house the largest porn collection in the WORLD in all of recorded history?

I always heard that.

shame if it's just pre-pubescent boys though 'cause ugh

bad, father o'flaherty! bad bad bad!


porn, no. snuff? quite possibly.
 
2013-04-10 10:59:48 PM
Oh look, the assholes who claim moral superiority over me are stealing porn.
 
2013-04-10 11:10:26 PM
So.... some whores and torrent pirates went to scaneye and came up with this information?  And we just believe them?  Don't porn sluts know about dynamic IP addresses?
 
2013-04-10 11:10:53 PM
Like any religion, the only "true believers" are the brainwashed sheep at the bottom.
 
2013-04-10 11:11:53 PM

little big man: So.... some whores and torrent pirates went to scaneye and came up with this information?  And we just believe them?  Don't porn sluts know about dynamic IP addresses?


Sounds like they know significantly more about how IPs are assigned than certain Farkers...
 
2013-04-10 11:25:39 PM
Back when I used to do Ghastly's Ghastly Comic, every week my stats would record one visitor from Vatican City. When did the traffic from Vatican City end?

Same time Pope John Paul II died. I kid you not.
 
2013-04-10 11:45:23 PM

sobernutz: YodaBlues: sobernutz: [24.media.tumblr.com image 400x534]


What porn actress might look like

Hmm...gonna need a name for, uh, further "research".

Holly Michaels is what my "research" came up with. Do please research vigorously


i.imgur.com


lag3.com
 
2013-04-11 12:21:01 AM
They most likely don't know how to use a computer and it is now a zombie for the umbrella corporation.
 
2013-04-11 12:42:25 AM

libranoelrose: I read somewhere that someone in the Vatican also reads Fark...just sayin'


Probably this guy:

www.writeonnewjersey.com
 
2013-04-11 12:47:13 AM

Ghastly: Back when I used to do Ghastly's Ghastly Comic, every week my stats would record one visitor from Vatican City. When did the traffic from Vatican City end?

Same time Pope John Paul II died. I kid you not.


You killed him!!
 
2013-04-11 01:00:33 AM
That's how they elect the new Pope now?
 
2013-04-11 02:36:05 AM

Fallout Boy: Holly Michaels


A most rewarding GIS.

24.media.tumblr.com

Larger sizes too big for Fark.
 
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