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(CNN)   Sec. of Defense Hagel says North Korea nears a "dangerous line", having already crossed the "Silly Line", the "Crazy Line", and the "What Are You Stupid Line"   (cnn.com) divider line 42
    More: Scary, North Koreans, Hagel, U.S. Naval, Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov, liquid fuels, United Nations Security Council, Kim Il Sung, missile defense systems  
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2013-04-10 04:30:20 PM  
6 votes:

Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?


i.qkme.me
2013-04-10 04:21:13 PM  
6 votes:
If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?
2013-04-10 05:39:28 PM  
3 votes:
If you see a North Korean infiltraitor, say something.  He may look like your neighbor Larry, but that's how clever they are.  Larry may be building a LongWangDong missile in his garage, so if you see something, say something, vote Republican, keep America safe, the dangerous radicals will surrender your country to the enemy before it is too late night television drivethrough open until dawn we slept.

/ride the walrus
2013-04-10 04:44:59 PM  
3 votes:
f*ck!

Kim Jong Un?

More like Kim Jong Uncool, amirite?


/typos ruin jokes.
2013-04-10 06:01:59 PM  
2 votes:
That's it North Korea.  Next time, the strongly worded statement will be in ALL CAPS.  And if you ignore that, don't think the next one won't also be in bold.
2013-04-10 05:06:05 PM  
2 votes:
NORTH KOREA MEANS SERIOUS BUSINESS
s22.postimg.org
2013-04-10 05:00:28 PM  
2 votes:
Help me Rodman Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
2013-04-10 04:43:39 PM  
2 votes:
i2.cdn.turner.com

Hey look boys, it's the butthead who took out my best girl Donna last night! Let's cream him!
2013-04-10 04:25:15 PM  
2 votes:
I really wish Clinton hadn't adopted the Kenny Loggins graph of international diplomacy.

I just hope we can someday bring the alert level back down to "Footloose".
2013-04-10 06:53:47 PM  
1 votes:
Personally I think we should carpet bomb the entire country with Chipoltle, rice cakes, and Victoria's Secret catalogs... and see what happens...

/just a thought.
2013-04-10 06:44:42 PM  
1 votes:
                            How could Jong Un be sane with a family history like this?
       i812.photobucket.com
2013-04-10 06:28:43 PM  
1 votes:

the lord god: How about we send them nothing. Except maybe some 2,000 pound bombs.


penis enlargement pills.
2013-04-10 06:04:42 PM  
1 votes:
Why hasn't John Kerry showed up with the suitcases full of cash,   and NBA signed memorabilia ??

Personally I thnk sending representatives from McDonald's,  SHEETZ,  TacoBell etc... is the key to easing some of the tension.

Then start a 2nd round of meetings a month later with Philly Pretzel Factory and another group.

I mean $1 burgers, tacos will go far to making friends.   Not to mention those 10 pretzels for $4

They will forget IRBM's and think about those 2 hotdog for $1
2013-04-10 05:55:47 PM  
1 votes:
I'm in Japan now, waiting for the missiles to launch. North Korea really needs to shiat or get off the toilet. I'm tired of waiting.
2013-04-10 05:37:15 PM  
1 votes:

StopLurkListen: WordyGrrl: BlackMtnMan: I have an idea. Send a chit load of StratoFortresses over their capitol and carpet bomb the tar out of them with dummy bombs. Then send a message......."Next trip is with real explosives."

We did that with leaflet bombs during Desert Storm, and it was quite effective. We should do it with edible leaflets this time, maybe printed on fruit leather or something.

Yeah, we did. In both Iraqi wars. We leafletted instructions on how to surrender/be recognized as not threatening; we also dropped food.

But in an unfortunate SNAFU, the food packages were in a package whose size and color resembled unexploded cluster bombs. Oops.


Talking about food giving you the explosive shiats...
2013-04-10 05:31:15 PM  
1 votes:

lennavan: I dunno, it seems pretty obvious what this guy is doing.  The leader has to unite the country behind him because if he doesn't, he'll no longer be in power.  The easiest way to do that is to identify an enemy for the country to unite against and if no enemy can be identified, you create one.  You don't oppose your leader during a time of war, what are you unpatriotic?

 


But its not Fascism when a dem does it, right?
2013-04-10 05:25:59 PM  
1 votes:
The suspense is killing me. I hope it lasts....
www.troll.me
2013-04-10 05:18:36 PM  
1 votes:

Gabrielmot: busy chillin': f*ck!

Kim Jong Un?

More like Kim Jong Uncool, amirite?


/typos ruin jokes.

You ever heard the expression, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people?"


WRONG!

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2013-04-10 05:17:32 PM  
1 votes:

stuff: Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?

Yes, I believe there is some highway that leads right to it.  Which is kind of odd when you think about it; I mean why would the government pay all that money to provide high volume quick access to such a place?  Maybe it's a toll road.


Well, we're going to need a shiatload of dimes then...

www.ladyofthecake.com
2013-04-10 05:16:33 PM  
1 votes:

BlackMtnMan: I have an idea. Send a chit load of StratoFortresses over their capitol and carpet bomb the tar out of them with dummy bombs. Then send a message......."Next trip is with real explosives."


We did that with leaflet bombs during Desert Storm, and it was quite effective. We should do it with edible leaflets this time, maybe printed on fruit leather or something.
2013-04-10 05:12:17 PM  
1 votes:

BlackMtnMan: I have an idea. Send a chit load of StratoFortresses over their capitol and carpet bomb the tar out of them with dummy bombs. Then send a message......."Next trip is with real explosives."


I would propose dropping MREs but that's probably a violation of the Geneva Convention.
2013-04-10 05:08:12 PM  
1 votes:

BlackMtnMan: I have an idea. Send a chit load of StratoFortresses over their capitol and carpet bomb the tar out of them with dummy bombs. Then send a message......."Next trip is with real explosives."


use 1kg packets of food and gameboys, maybe some clothing and basic medical supplies.
(include some nice kimchi and bean paste and they would love you long time)
spread over a wide enough area, there would be no way for the government to control access.

bwahahahahahaahahahahahaha
2013-04-10 05:06:24 PM  
1 votes:
1) nuke him
2) agree to a huge 100 mile wide DMZ between china and the newly reunified Korea.
3) agree to not move any current ROK/US military north from their current locations.

TADA
problem solved
well at least that problem

because now the ROK would have uranium processing plants and would start planning the destruction of JAPAN
bhwhaahahahahahaahahahahahaha

/where are my meds again?
2013-04-10 05:05:44 PM  
1 votes:

SordidEuphemism: DORMAMU: U r too late. Look upthread

I blame my connection. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.


What you got? A Fisherprice Duplo Modem?

If not, try some WD-40 for the rusty handcrank on your modem so you can turn it faster.
2013-04-10 05:05:19 PM  
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: SovietCanuckistan: "skating very close to a dangerous line"

They have skates?

They use sharpened ribs bones from the starved.

/handbasket?


That is some terrible imagery. Like a frozen level of Dante's Inferno.
2013-04-10 04:59:29 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-10 04:57:06 PM  
1 votes:

toraque: Car_Ramrod: toraque: Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?

They would be in the white zone, which would be bad, since the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Oh really, toraque? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

It's really the only sensible thing to do, if it's done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.


Therapeutic post-birth abortion for Jong-Un? Is that the current proposal?
2013-04-10 04:55:52 PM  
1 votes:

airsupport: toraque: Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?

They would be in the white zone, which would be bad, since the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

No, the RED zone is for loading and unloading only.  There is no stopping in the WHITE zone.


We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
2013-04-10 04:53:34 PM  
1 votes:
This is all posture. Send them rice and A LOT of Hennessy, and everything will go back to tyranny and starvation. In other words, business as usual.
2013-04-10 04:52:53 PM  
1 votes:
Lemme guess, now they're wearing white shoes before Memorial Day?
2013-04-10 04:52:30 PM  
1 votes:

Gabrielmot: busy chillin': f*ck!

Kim Jong Un?

More like Kim Jong Uncool, amirite?


/typos ruin jokes.

You ever heard the expression, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people?"


um, yeah.

so typos don't ruin jokes, I ruin jokes?
2013-04-10 04:51:34 PM  
1 votes:
I dunno, it seems pretty obvious what this guy is doing.  The leader has to unite the country behind him because if he doesn't, he'll no longer be in power.  The easiest way to do that is to identify an enemy for the country to unite against and if no enemy can be identified, you create one.  You don't oppose your leader during a time of war, what are you unpatriotic?

upload.wikimedia.org www.nndb.com
2013-04-10 04:51:04 PM  
1 votes:

busy chillin': f*ck!

Kim Jong Un?

More like Kim Jong Uncool, amirite?


/typos ruin jokes.


You ever heard the expression, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people?"
2013-04-10 04:50:41 PM  
1 votes:

toraque: Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?

They would be in the white zone, which would be bad, since the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.


No, the RED zone is for loading and unloading only.  There is no stopping in the WHITE zone.
2013-04-10 04:50:31 PM  
1 votes:
When will they cross "Whose Line is it Anyway?"
2013-04-10 04:49:33 PM  
1 votes:

Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?


They would be in the white zone, which would be bad, since the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
2013-04-10 04:49:21 PM  
1 votes:
but who's line is it any ways?
2013-04-10 04:48:19 PM  
1 votes:
stevekaczynski.com

Line up, everybody line up, line up, line up up up...
2013-04-10 04:47:44 PM  
1 votes:

SovietCanuckistan: "skating very close to a dangerous line"

They have skates?


They use sharpened ribs bones from the starved.

/handbasket?
2013-04-10 04:46:58 PM  
1 votes:
2013-04-10 04:45:54 PM  
1 votes:
Afrika Bambaata, the leader of the Zulu Nation warned about white lines.  Don't do it.
2013-04-10 04:41:26 PM  
1 votes:
That's it.  Double-Secret Probation.
 
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