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(CNN)   Sec. of Defense Hagel says North Korea nears a "dangerous line", having already crossed the "Silly Line", the "Crazy Line", and the "What Are You Stupid Line"   (cnn.com) divider line 41
    More: Scary, North Koreans, Hagel, U.S. Naval, Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov, liquid fuels, United Nations Security Council, Kim Il Sung, missile defense systems  
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2013-04-10 04:49:02 PM  
4 votes:
Oh just tell China to take it, it's their problem anyway and we won't give them shiat about it. NK isn't Tibet..
The Norks would be better off under a Chinese puppet government, anything is better thn the farkwits they've got and the Chinese would make better neighbours for the South.
2013-04-10 08:04:13 PM  
2 votes:

Professor Farksworth: WeenerGord: Any shiat hit the fan yet? No?

/Anti climax is anti climatic.

I'm not sure the shiat is ever going to hit the fan. More and more I'm beginning to think this is all a big waste of our farking time. He's not going to hit the button, no matter how many times he says he is. He'll just keep inching his finger closer and closer saying "NUCREAR WAR IS INEVITABRE!!" and will never actually do it.


This is likely the case, but I'd like to see us not cave and provide aid this time around. We KNOW he doesn't use that money or food for his people, so f*ck it. Let him rattle his saber and then when he comes  begging for food we just tell him no. Never again.
2013-04-10 08:02:08 PM  
2 votes:

namatad: BlackMtnMan: I have an idea. Send a chit load of StratoFortresses over their capitol and carpet bomb the tar out of them with dummy bombs. Then send a message......."Next trip is with real explosives."

use 1kg packets of food and gameboys, maybe some clothing and basic medical supplies.
(include some nice kimchi and bean paste and they would love you long time)
spread over a wide enough area, there would be no way for the government to control access.

bwahahahahahaahahahahahaha


food drops wouldn't work. That fat evil fark would just declare that anyone seen eating the food would be sent to one of their torture prisons along with their entire family. We'd just be wasting food and inadvertently killing the poorest of the best Koreans.
2013-04-10 07:23:51 PM  
2 votes:
I am a liberal. A far left liberal. An I Hate War Liberal.

Start it already. Sh*t has gone too far. First strike will help us win.
2013-04-10 06:04:42 PM  
2 votes:
Why hasn't John Kerry showed up with the suitcases full of cash,   and NBA signed memorabilia ??

Personally I thnk sending representatives from McDonald's,  SHEETZ,  TacoBell etc... is the key to easing some of the tension.

Then start a 2nd round of meetings a month later with Philly Pretzel Factory and another group.

I mean $1 burgers, tacos will go far to making friends.   Not to mention those 10 pretzels for $4

They will forget IRBM's and think about those 2 hotdog for $1
2013-04-10 05:12:52 PM  
2 votes:

namatad: use 1kg packets of food and gameboys, maybe some clothing and basic medical supplies.
(include some nice kimchi and bean paste and they would love you long time)
spread over a wide enough area, there would be no way for the government to control access.


Well for one, they could try to *shoot down* the bombers. Again I'll remind folks that a food drop is not a realistic solution to this problem. It doesn't matter if you fly C-17's loaded with food and drop them over starving villages... the minute your air armada crosses the DMZ the North is going to go apeshiat and retaliate with everything they've got.
2013-04-10 04:51:34 PM  
2 votes:
I dunno, it seems pretty obvious what this guy is doing.  The leader has to unite the country behind him because if he doesn't, he'll no longer be in power.  The easiest way to do that is to identify an enemy for the country to unite against and if no enemy can be identified, you create one.  You don't oppose your leader during a time of war, what are you unpatriotic?

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2013-04-10 04:49:50 PM  
2 votes:
Well, if the Chinese Tour Groups are cancelling, that must really mean we're getting ready for some fun.
2013-04-10 09:07:57 PM  
1 votes:
How high is it when it goes over Japan?
Higher than say 100,000 feet?
Call me crazy and uninformed but would not that be an act of war either way?
2013-04-10 07:50:12 PM  
1 votes:
When are they going to cross the "fark it, just nuke them from orbit" line? Seriously, you'd be doing most people in that country a favor. It's practically a mitzvah.
2013-04-10 07:36:35 PM  
1 votes:
Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov on Wednesday told CNN that despite being an ally of North Korea, it stands with the United States.


Look, when the Russians are unequivocally siding with the US against you then it is really time to second guess your actions.
2013-04-10 07:29:29 PM  
1 votes:

WeenerGord: Any shiat hit the fan yet? No?

/Anti climax is anti climatic.


I'm not sure the shiat is ever going to hit the fan. More and more I'm beginning to think this is all a big waste of our farking time. He's not going to hit the button, no matter how many times he says he is. He'll just keep inching his finger closer and closer saying "NUCREAR WAR IS INEVITABRE!!" and will never actually do it.
2013-04-10 07:13:05 PM  
1 votes:

KarmicDisaster: Burr: Shadow Blasko: Personally I think we should carpet bomb the entire country with Chipoltle, rice cakes, and Victoria's Secret catalogs... and see what happens...

/just a thought.

Also booze and weed

They already have their own weed, it is legal there.


The problem is, they actually eat it for the nutritional value, not to get high.
2013-04-10 07:11:46 PM  
1 votes:

Burr: Shadow Blasko: Personally I think we should carpet bomb the entire country with Chipoltle, rice cakes, and Victoria's Secret catalogs... and see what happens...

/just a thought.

Also booze and weed


They already have their own weed, it is legal there.
2013-04-10 06:53:47 PM  
1 votes:
Personally I think we should carpet bomb the entire country with Chipoltle, rice cakes, and Victoria's Secret catalogs... and see what happens...

/just a thought.
2013-04-10 06:46:46 PM  
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2013-04-10 06:44:42 PM  
1 votes:
                            How could Jong Un be sane with a family history like this?
       i812.photobucket.com
2013-04-10 06:41:13 PM  
1 votes:
profile-a.xx.fbcdn.net

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Baron Harkonnen just needs to send them Feyd.  Lovely Feyd......
2013-04-10 06:39:19 PM  
1 votes:

utah dude: the lord god: How about we send them nothing. Except maybe some 2,000 pound bombs.

penis enlargement pills.


Wasn't there some leaked document that indicated that the CIA was buying the support of Afghan tribal leaders using Viagra?

Although I'm not sure how well Viagra works if you're chronically malnourished.  Given that the only known person to escape a North Korean gulag did so in search of food, probably the best way to buy influence in North Korea would be with vitamin supplements.
2013-04-10 06:36:23 PM  
1 votes:
so crazy
i208.photobucket.com
2013-04-10 06:31:42 PM  
1 votes:

MrHappyRotter: That's it North Korea.  Next time, the strongly worded statement will be in ALL CAPS.  And if you ignore that, don't think the next one won't also be in bold.


Maybe we just need to stick it in their pooper REAL hard. That will learn 'em.
2013-04-10 06:28:43 PM  
1 votes:

the lord god: How about we send them nothing. Except maybe some 2,000 pound bombs.


penis enlargement pills.
2013-04-10 06:28:03 PM  
1 votes:
*facedesk*
2013-04-10 06:17:42 PM  
1 votes:

utah dude: i've got a solution.

let's build two towers and employ 5,000-10,000 people in there.

then wait for them to hit them.

it's perfect. we get two towers destroyed, 5,000 lives lost, an excuse to go to war, and an excuse to restrict public rights more.

what could go wrong?


So... are you one of those dudes living in a remote part of Utah because you don't want the revenuers taking your cash?
2013-04-10 06:07:36 PM  
1 votes:

Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?


DARN! DARN, DARN! as I stamp my feet like herman munster. I Really wanted to say that.
2013-04-10 06:06:18 PM  
1 votes:

Clemkadidlefark: In Vietnam the one thing Charlie  did notwant to tangle with were the RoKs. They were scared more of RoKs than the B52s.

I hope NorKs have some idea how off-the-hook insane RoKs can get


Yeah, true, but that's not really a compliment.
2013-04-10 06:01:59 PM  
1 votes:
That's it North Korea.  Next time, the strongly worded statement will be in ALL CAPS.  And if you ignore that, don't think the next one won't also be in bold.
2013-04-10 06:00:34 PM  
1 votes:

lennavan: You're an idiot if you think the Soviet Union was anywhere near in magnitude as dangerous as Reagan pretended they were.


The Soviet Union was an aggressive, belligerent, and expansionist power that had already in its 60-odd-year history (as of the 1980s) caused the deaths of more than forty million innocent people and subjugated more than a dozen foreign nations under its yoke. The only reason we don't view the USSR and its atrocities today with the same disgust as we do Nazi Germany is because we never defeated the Soviets in an active war.

You're clueless about reality if you think what Reagan did made things better.  Read what Ronald Reagan was saying about the Soviet Union at the time and compare it to what Kim Jong Un says about the US today.  Pretty frickin close.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_empire

Hey, even better: why not compare what the US was saying about Nazi Germany in 1942 ("they're evil!") and what Kim Jong Un says about the US today ("they're evil")! By your logic, this false equivalence would suggest that the Nazis were no problem whatsoever.

What creating an enemy might look like:
 [secondiraqwar.weebly.com image 250x293] [upload.wikimedia.org image 300x225]


The perpetual enemy of the Left is the United States, so they have no need to create any other.

/is leanabhan túsa
2013-04-10 05:57:41 PM  
1 votes:
In Vietnam the one thing Charlie  did notwant to tangle with were the RoKs. They were scared more of RoKs than the B52s.

I hope NorKs have some idea how off-the-hook insane RoKs can get
2013-04-10 05:55:47 PM  
1 votes:
I'm in Japan now, waiting for the missiles to launch. North Korea really needs to shiat or get off the toilet. I'm tired of waiting.
2013-04-10 05:49:46 PM  
1 votes:
We've established that the chubby little tyrant is full blown retarded. My question is... why the hell are we still paying him any attention? If N. Korea does something warlike we will send a hail of cruise missiles into the few parts of N. Korea that aren't already in the stone age and blast it to rubble. Until then please shut up already, you're just feeding the puffy little little worm's ego and wasting time and energy.
2013-04-10 05:30:44 PM  
1 votes:

randomjsa: lennavan: The easiest way to do that is to identify an enemy for the country to unite against and if no enemy can be identified, you create one.

And if you're an idiot you pretend that the Soviet Union wasn't our enemy...

As for Bush? Yeah he created that enemy... And they say Obama has a magic time machine.


You're an idiot if you think the Soviet Union was anywhere near in magnitude as dangerous as Reagan pretended they were.  You're clueless about reality if you think what Reagan did made things better.  Read what Ronald Reagan was saying about the Soviet Union at the time and compare it to what Kim Jong Un says about the US today.  Pretty frickin close.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_empire

What creating an enemy might look like:
 secondiraqwar.weebly.com upload.wikimedia.org
2013-04-10 05:16:33 PM  
1 votes:

BlackMtnMan: I have an idea. Send a chit load of StratoFortresses over their capitol and carpet bomb the tar out of them with dummy bombs. Then send a message......."Next trip is with real explosives."


We did that with leaflet bombs during Desert Storm, and it was quite effective. We should do it with edible leaflets this time, maybe printed on fruit leather or something.
2013-04-10 05:08:12 PM  
1 votes:

BlackMtnMan: I have an idea. Send a chit load of StratoFortresses over their capitol and carpet bomb the tar out of them with dummy bombs. Then send a message......."Next trip is with real explosives."


use 1kg packets of food and gameboys, maybe some clothing and basic medical supplies.
(include some nice kimchi and bean paste and they would love you long time)
spread over a wide enough area, there would be no way for the government to control access.

bwahahahahahaahahahahahaha
2013-04-10 05:04:32 PM  
1 votes:
www.capsulecomputers.com.au

I don't think they want to cross that line...
2013-04-10 05:00:28 PM  
1 votes:
Help me Rodman Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
2013-04-10 04:57:06 PM  
1 votes:

toraque: Car_Ramrod: toraque: Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?

They would be in the white zone, which would be bad, since the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Oh really, toraque? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

It's really the only sensible thing to do, if it's done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.


Therapeutic post-birth abortion for Jong-Un? Is that the current proposal?
2013-04-10 04:53:47 PM  
1 votes:

lennavan: I dunno, it seems pretty obvious what this guy is doing.  The leader has to unite the country behind him because if he doesn't, he'll no longer be in power.  The easiest way to do that is to identify an enemy for the country to unite against and if no enemy can be identified, you create one.  You don't oppose your leader during a time of war, what are you unpatriotic?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x275] [www.nndb.com image 243x307]


Which is true, however the issue here is that all his blustering is making others actually lose their patience and put more western presence in the region, something China really really really doesn't want. The north must really be facing a pretty bad famine coming up this year for them to go all bat shiat insane and not even pay attention to Beijing
2013-04-10 04:48:39 PM  
1 votes:
Dear lil Kim, nubian you done went full retard.
2013-04-10 04:46:57 PM  
1 votes:
They've gone plaid?
2013-04-10 04:45:48 PM  
1 votes:
"skating very close to a dangerous line"

They have skates?
 
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