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(CNN)   Sec. of Defense Hagel says North Korea nears a "dangerous line", having already crossed the "Silly Line", the "Crazy Line", and the "What Are You Stupid Line"   (cnn.com) divider line 136
    More: Scary, North Koreans, Hagel, U.S. Naval, Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov, liquid fuels, United Nations Security Council, Kim Il Sung, missile defense systems  
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2013-04-10 06:40:26 PM

lennavan: I dunno, it seems pretty obvious what this guy is doing.  The leader has to unite the country behind him because if he doesn't, he'll no longer be in power.  The easiest way to do that is to identify an enemy for the country to unite against and if no enemy can be identified, you create one.  You don't oppose your leader during a time of war, what are you unpatriotic?

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Very True. Although you do need to update this and put Barry's pic there as well. It didn't take him long at all to get with the program.
 
2013-04-10 06:41:13 PM
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Baron Harkonnen just needs to send them Feyd.  Lovely Feyd......
 
2013-04-10 06:41:55 PM

anfrind: chronically malnourished.  Given that the only known person to escape a North Korean gulag did so in search of food, probably the best way to buy influence in North Korea would be with vitamin supplements.


Try this instead

wpmu.org
 
2013-04-10 06:42:42 PM

anfrind: utah dude: the lord god: How about we send them nothing. Except maybe some 2,000 pound bombs.

penis enlargement pills.

Wasn't there some leaked document that indicated that the CIA was buying the support of Afghan tribal leaders using Viagra?

Although I'm not sure how well Viagra works if you're chronically malnourished.  Given that the only known person to escape a North Korean gulag did so in search of food, probably the best way to buy influence in North Korea would be with vitamin supplements.


don't tell me that phat phark is malnourished!
 
2013-04-10 06:43:57 PM

utah dude: anfrind: utah dude: the lord god: How about we send them nothing. Except maybe some 2,000 pound bombs.

penis enlargement pills.

Wasn't there some leaked document that indicated that the CIA was buying the support of Afghan tribal leaders using Viagra?

Although I'm not sure how well Viagra works if you're chronically malnourished.  Given that the only known person to escape a North Korean gulag did so in search of food, probably the best way to buy influence in North Korea would be with vitamin supplements.

don't tell me that phat phark is malnourished!


grr filter. phat phuq, then ?
 
2013-04-10 06:44:42 PM
                            How could Jong Un be sane with a family history like this?
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2013-04-10 06:46:46 PM
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2013-04-10 06:49:34 PM

WeenerGord: anfrind: chronically malnourished.  Given that the only known person to escape a North Korean gulag did so in search of food, probably the best way to buy influence in North Korea would be with vitamin supplements.

Try this instead

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That would also work, but I imagine it's more difficult to smuggle a pallet of spam than a pill bottle.

utah dude: don't tell me that phat phark is malnourished!


I don't think the CIA wouldtry to influence Kim Jong Un, but rather one or more disgruntled underlings.
 
2013-04-10 06:53:47 PM
Personally I think we should carpet bomb the entire country with Chipoltle, rice cakes, and Victoria's Secret catalogs... and see what happens...

/just a thought.
 
2013-04-10 06:58:16 PM

Shadow Blasko: Personally I think we should carpet bomb the entire country with Chipoltle, rice cakes, and Victoria's Secret catalogs... and see what happens...

/just a thought.


Also booze and weed
 
2013-04-10 07:11:46 PM

Burr: Shadow Blasko: Personally I think we should carpet bomb the entire country with Chipoltle, rice cakes, and Victoria's Secret catalogs... and see what happens...

/just a thought.

Also booze and weed


They already have their own weed, it is legal there.
 
2013-04-10 07:13:05 PM

KarmicDisaster: Burr: Shadow Blasko: Personally I think we should carpet bomb the entire country with Chipoltle, rice cakes, and Victoria's Secret catalogs... and see what happens...

/just a thought.

Also booze and weed

They already have their own weed, it is legal there.


The problem is, they actually eat it for the nutritional value, not to get high.
 
2013-04-10 07:21:37 PM

Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?


We'll have to wait until we can read the signpost up ahead.
 
2013-04-10 07:23:51 PM
I am a liberal. A far left liberal. An I Hate War Liberal.

Start it already. Sh*t has gone too far. First strike will help us win.
 
2013-04-10 07:26:00 PM
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2013-04-10 07:28:59 PM
Ludicrous speed it is
 
2013-04-10 07:29:29 PM

WeenerGord: Any shiat hit the fan yet? No?

/Anti climax is anti climatic.


I'm not sure the shiat is ever going to hit the fan. More and more I'm beginning to think this is all a big waste of our farking time. He's not going to hit the button, no matter how many times he says he is. He'll just keep inching his finger closer and closer saying "NUCREAR WAR IS INEVITABRE!!" and will never actually do it.
 
2013-04-10 07:36:35 PM
Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov on Wednesday told CNN that despite being an ally of North Korea, it stands with the United States.


Look, when the Russians are unequivocally siding with the US against you then it is really time to second guess your actions.
 
2013-04-10 07:48:51 PM
Un, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.
 
2013-04-10 07:50:12 PM
When are they going to cross the "fark it, just nuke them from orbit" line? Seriously, you'd be doing most people in that country a favor. It's practically a mitzvah.
 
2013-04-10 08:02:08 PM

namatad: BlackMtnMan: I have an idea. Send a chit load of StratoFortresses over their capitol and carpet bomb the tar out of them with dummy bombs. Then send a message......."Next trip is with real explosives."

use 1kg packets of food and gameboys, maybe some clothing and basic medical supplies.
(include some nice kimchi and bean paste and they would love you long time)
spread over a wide enough area, there would be no way for the government to control access.

bwahahahahahaahahahahahaha


food drops wouldn't work. That fat evil fark would just declare that anyone seen eating the food would be sent to one of their torture prisons along with their entire family. We'd just be wasting food and inadvertently killing the poorest of the best Koreans.
 
2013-04-10 08:04:13 PM

Professor Farksworth: WeenerGord: Any shiat hit the fan yet? No?

/Anti climax is anti climatic.

I'm not sure the shiat is ever going to hit the fan. More and more I'm beginning to think this is all a big waste of our farking time. He's not going to hit the button, no matter how many times he says he is. He'll just keep inching his finger closer and closer saying "NUCREAR WAR IS INEVITABRE!!" and will never actually do it.


This is likely the case, but I'd like to see us not cave and provide aid this time around. We KNOW he doesn't use that money or food for his people, so f*ck it. Let him rattle his saber and then when he comes  begging for food we just tell him no. Never again.
 
2013-04-10 08:05:03 PM

indylaw: When are they going to cross the "fark it, just nuke them from orbit" line? Seriously, you'd be doing most people in that country a favor. It's practically a mitzvah.


Would like a word with you.

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2013-04-10 08:19:56 PM
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/leaving my faith on the danger line
 
2013-04-10 08:44:42 PM

Gyrfalcon: KarmicDisaster: Burr: Shadow Blasko: Personally I think we should carpet bomb the entire country with Chipoltle, rice cakes, and Victoria's Secret catalogs... and see what happens...

/just a thought.

Also booze and weed

They already have their own weed, it is legal there.

The problem is, they actually eat it for the nutritional value, not to get high.


He hehe heh yeah like whaever. man. Oh wow.
 
2013-04-10 08:51:23 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: food drops wouldn't work. That fat evil fark would just declare that anyone seen eating the food would be sent to one of their torture prisons along with their entire family. We'd just be wasting food and inadvertently killing the poorest of the best Koreans.


Plus, their midget malnourished soldiers would also gather it up, and their "leaders" would sell it/exchange it with other shiatholes for currency, which they'll use to buy Fattie the Third some good food & more nukes.

/everybody panic! Don't mind the actual problems in our countries around the world!
 
2013-04-10 09:07:57 PM
How high is it when it goes over Japan?
Higher than say 100,000 feet?
Call me crazy and uninformed but would not that be an act of war either way?
 
2013-04-10 09:16:20 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: lennavan: I dunno, it seems pretty obvious what this guy is doing.  The leader has to unite the country behind him because if he doesn't, he'll no longer be in power.  The easiest way to do that is to identify an enemy for the country to unite against and if no enemy can be identified, you create one.  You don't oppose your leader during a time of war, what are you unpatriotic?

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Which is true, however the issue here is that all his blustering is making others actually lose their patience and put more western presence in the region, something China really really really doesn't want. The north must really be facing a pretty bad famine coming up this year for them to go all bat shiat insane and not even pay attention to Beijing



The birthday of the country's founder (or some damn thing) is apparently coming up on the 15th.  Every year around about this time the Nork leaders make a big show about military might.  It's all for the folks back home.  This year is just a more fevered pitch of rhetoric; think about 2pm on 9/11, but year-round.  It's just that we're getting a full Ten or Fifteen Minutes' Hate instead of just a couple.
 
2013-04-10 09:16:36 PM

WeenerGord: Try this instead


They would rove us rong time
 
2013-04-10 09:37:31 PM

21-7-b: crazy-looking theory re numerology wrt launches


Number nine... Number nine... Number nine....
 
2013-04-10 10:18:57 PM

ethics-gradient: Oh just tell China to take it, it's their problem anyway and we won't give them shiat about it. NK isn't Tibet..
The Norks would be better off under a Chinese puppet government, anything is better thn the farkwits they've got and the Chinese would make better neighbours for the South.


sounds good except China don't really want to rule the Norks and I doubt the BKs want to be rule by the Chinese either.
 
2013-04-10 10:36:23 PM
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2013-04-11 01:01:10 AM

ahchoo: Help me Rodman Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.


You know, I wonder if Kim invited Rodman to visit because he wanted to meet him before doing what he knew would close that door forever.

What would a man who held Rodman in that kind of reverence be capable of? I would suspect "sane choices" may not be among them.
 
2013-04-11 04:11:34 AM
Anyone remember the SNL skit about Kadaffi's line of death?
 
2013-04-11 06:00:39 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Anyone remember the SNL skit about Kadaffi's line of death?


Heh!  I was stationed in Korea when that whole "Line of death" thing was happening.  Three days in a MOPP suit, sitting in a foxhole in the rain, because we were worried Kim il Sung would pull some shiat when we were bombing Kadaffi.
 
2013-04-11 02:11:01 PM

EvilRacistNaziFascist: The perpetual enemy of the Left is the United States, so they have no need to create any other.


Wow, you just went full derp, didn't you?
 
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