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(CNN)   Sec. of Defense Hagel says North Korea nears a "dangerous line", having already crossed the "Silly Line", the "Crazy Line", and the "What Are You Stupid Line"   (cnn.com) divider line 136
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2013-04-10 05:05:19 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: SovietCanuckistan: "skating very close to a dangerous line"

They have skates?

They use sharpened ribs bones from the starved.

/handbasket?


That is some terrible imagery. Like a frozen level of Dante's Inferno.
 
2013-04-10 05:05:44 PM  

SordidEuphemism: DORMAMU: U r too late. Look upthread

I blame my connection. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.


What you got? A Fisherprice Duplo Modem?

If not, try some WD-40 for the rusty handcrank on your modem so you can turn it faster.
 
2013-04-10 05:06:05 PM  
NORTH KOREA MEANS SERIOUS BUSINESS
s22.postimg.org
 
2013-04-10 05:06:24 PM  
1) nuke him
2) agree to a huge 100 mile wide DMZ between china and the newly reunified Korea.
3) agree to not move any current ROK/US military north from their current locations.

TADA
problem solved
well at least that problem

because now the ROK would have uranium processing plants and would start planning the destruction of JAPAN
bhwhaahahahahahaahahahahahaha

/where are my meds again?
 
2013-04-10 05:06:54 PM  
Well, I'll give him another twenty minutes.

/ But that's it
 
2013-04-10 05:07:23 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: They've gone plaid?


Dammit!

/ tiny fist.
 
2013-04-10 05:08:12 PM  

BlackMtnMan: I have an idea. Send a chit load of StratoFortresses over their capitol and carpet bomb the tar out of them with dummy bombs. Then send a message......."Next trip is with real explosives."


use 1kg packets of food and gameboys, maybe some clothing and basic medical supplies.
(include some nice kimchi and bean paste and they would love you long time)
spread over a wide enough area, there would be no way for the government to control access.

bwahahahahahaahahahahahaha
 
2013-04-10 05:08:47 PM  

namatad: 1) nuke him
2) agree to a huge 100 mile wide DMZ between china and the newly reunified Korea.
3) agree to not move any current ROK/US military north from their current locations.

TADA
problem solved
well at least that problem

because now the ROK would have uranium processing plants and would start planning the destruction of JAPAN
bhwhaahahahahahaahahahahahaha

/where are my meds again?


You mean we would get sexy assasins that can cloak while farking you?

\Japan would be fine because they have detection.
 
2013-04-10 05:08:54 PM  

lennavan: The easiest way to do that is to identify an enemy for the country to unite against and if no enemy can be identified, you create one.


And if you're an idiot you pretend that the Soviet Union wasn't our enemy...

As for Bush? Yeah he created that enemy... And they say Obama has a magic time machine.
 
2013-04-10 05:08:57 PM  
 
2013-04-10 05:10:08 PM  

lennavan:   You don't oppose your leader during a time of war, what are you unpatriotic?


You can in the post-2008 era. I mean, why are we in Afghanistan and nation building in other countries. The US has to focus at home before nation building
 
2013-04-10 05:12:17 PM  

BlackMtnMan: I have an idea. Send a chit load of StratoFortresses over their capitol and carpet bomb the tar out of them with dummy bombs. Then send a message......."Next trip is with real explosives."


I would propose dropping MREs but that's probably a violation of the Geneva Convention.
 
2013-04-10 05:12:52 PM  

namatad: use 1kg packets of food and gameboys, maybe some clothing and basic medical supplies.
(include some nice kimchi and bean paste and they would love you long time)
spread over a wide enough area, there would be no way for the government to control access.


Well for one, they could try to *shoot down* the bombers. Again I'll remind folks that a food drop is not a realistic solution to this problem. It doesn't matter if you fly C-17's loaded with food and drop them over starving villages... the minute your air armada crosses the DMZ the North is going to go apeshiat and retaliate with everything they've got.
 
2013-04-10 05:16:33 PM  

BlackMtnMan: I have an idea. Send a chit load of StratoFortresses over their capitol and carpet bomb the tar out of them with dummy bombs. Then send a message......."Next trip is with real explosives."


We did that with leaflet bombs during Desert Storm, and it was quite effective. We should do it with edible leaflets this time, maybe printed on fruit leather or something.
 
2013-04-10 05:17:32 PM  

stuff: Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?

Yes, I believe there is some highway that leads right to it.  Which is kind of odd when you think about it; I mean why would the government pay all that money to provide high volume quick access to such a place?  Maybe it's a toll road.


Well, we're going to need a shiatload of dimes then...

www.ladyofthecake.com
 
2013-04-10 05:18:36 PM  

Gabrielmot: busy chillin': f*ck!

Kim Jong Un?

More like Kim Jong Uncool, amirite?


/typos ruin jokes.

You ever heard the expression, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people?"


WRONG!

images.nonexiste.net
 
2013-04-10 05:24:10 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]

Hey look boys, it's the butthead who took out my best girl Donna last night! Let's cream him!


I think this photo should be used in Fark's next caption contest. Hell, maybe even photoshop contest.
 
2013-04-10 05:25:59 PM  
The suspense is killing me. I hope it lasts....
www.troll.me
 
2013-04-10 05:26:16 PM  

WordyGrrl: BlackMtnMan: I have an idea. Send a chit load of StratoFortresses over their capitol and carpet bomb the tar out of them with dummy bombs. Then send a message......."Next trip is with real explosives."

We did that with leaflet bombs during Desert Storm, and it was quite effective. We should do it with edible leaflets this time, maybe printed on fruit leather or something.


Yeah, we did. In both Iraqi wars. We leafletted instructions on how to surrender/be recognized as not threatening; we also dropped food.

But in an unfortunate SNAFU, the food packages were in a package whose size and color resembled unexploded cluster bombs. Oops.
 
2013-04-10 05:27:41 PM  

aevorea: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]

Hey look boys, it's the butthead who took out my best girl Donna last night! Let's cream him!

I think this photo should be used in Fark's next caption contest. Hell, maybe even photoshop contest.


Why not both?
 
2013-04-10 05:30:44 PM  

randomjsa: lennavan: The easiest way to do that is to identify an enemy for the country to unite against and if no enemy can be identified, you create one.

And if you're an idiot you pretend that the Soviet Union wasn't our enemy...

As for Bush? Yeah he created that enemy... And they say Obama has a magic time machine.


You're an idiot if you think the Soviet Union was anywhere near in magnitude as dangerous as Reagan pretended they were.  You're clueless about reality if you think what Reagan did made things better.  Read what Ronald Reagan was saying about the Soviet Union at the time and compare it to what Kim Jong Un says about the US today.  Pretty frickin close.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_empire

What creating an enemy might look like:
 secondiraqwar.weebly.com upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-10 05:31:15 PM  

lennavan: I dunno, it seems pretty obvious what this guy is doing.  The leader has to unite the country behind him because if he doesn't, he'll no longer be in power.  The easiest way to do that is to identify an enemy for the country to unite against and if no enemy can be identified, you create one.  You don't oppose your leader during a time of war, what are you unpatriotic?

 


But its not Fascism when a dem does it, right?
 
2013-04-10 05:37:15 PM  

StopLurkListen: WordyGrrl: BlackMtnMan: I have an idea. Send a chit load of StratoFortresses over their capitol and carpet bomb the tar out of them with dummy bombs. Then send a message......."Next trip is with real explosives."

We did that with leaflet bombs during Desert Storm, and it was quite effective. We should do it with edible leaflets this time, maybe printed on fruit leather or something.

Yeah, we did. In both Iraqi wars. We leafletted instructions on how to surrender/be recognized as not threatening; we also dropped food.

But in an unfortunate SNAFU, the food packages were in a package whose size and color resembled unexploded cluster bombs. Oops.


Talking about food giving you the explosive shiats...
 
2013-04-10 05:38:12 PM  

Oldiron_79: lennavan: I dunno, it seems pretty obvious what this guy is doing.  The leader has to unite the country behind him because if he doesn't, he'll no longer be in power.  The easiest way to do that is to identify an enemy for the country to unite against and if no enemy can be identified, you create one.  You don't oppose your leader during a time of war, what are you unpatriotic?

But its not Fascism when a dem does it, right?


Hey now!  That's going over the line.....
 
2013-04-10 05:39:28 PM  
If you see a North Korean infiltraitor, say something.  He may look like your neighbor Larry, but that's how clever they are.  Larry may be building a LongWangDong missile in his garage, so if you see something, say something, vote Republican, keep America safe, the dangerous radicals will surrender your country to the enemy before it is too late night television drivethrough open until dawn we slept.

/ride the walrus
 
2013-04-10 05:42:26 PM  

Kibbler: If you see a North Korean infiltraitor, say something.  He may look like your neighbor Larry, but that's how clever they are.  Larry may be building a LongWangDong missile in his garage, so if you see something, say something, vote Republican, keep America safe, the dangerous radicals will surrender your country to the enemy before it is too late night television drivethrough open until dawn we slept.

/ride the walrus


All hail the great potato!

\better not be obscure
 
2013-04-10 05:45:50 PM  

Oldiron_79: lennavan: I dunno, it seems pretty obvious what this guy is doing.  The leader has to unite the country behind him because if he doesn't, he'll no longer be in power.  The easiest way to do that is to identify an enemy for the country to unite against and if no enemy can be identified, you create one.  You don't oppose your leader during a time of war, what are you unpatriotic?

But its not Fascism when a dem does it, right?


When did I say that?
 
2013-04-10 05:49:46 PM  
We've established that the chubby little tyrant is full blown retarded. My question is... why the hell are we still paying him any attention? If N. Korea does something warlike we will send a hail of cruise missiles into the few parts of N. Korea that aren't already in the stone age and blast it to rubble. Until then please shut up already, you're just feeding the puffy little little worm's ego and wasting time and energy.
 
2013-04-10 05:55:47 PM  
I'm in Japan now, waiting for the missiles to launch. North Korea really needs to shiat or get off the toilet. I'm tired of waiting.
 
2013-04-10 05:56:03 PM  

stampylives: [i.imgur.com image 301x151]


Are you saying they've gone the puraid?
 
2013-04-10 05:57:41 PM  
In Vietnam the one thing Charlie  did notwant to tangle with were the RoKs. They were scared more of RoKs than the B52s.

I hope NorKs have some idea how off-the-hook insane RoKs can get
 
2013-04-10 06:00:34 PM  

lennavan: You're an idiot if you think the Soviet Union was anywhere near in magnitude as dangerous as Reagan pretended they were.


The Soviet Union was an aggressive, belligerent, and expansionist power that had already in its 60-odd-year history (as of the 1980s) caused the deaths of more than forty million innocent people and subjugated more than a dozen foreign nations under its yoke. The only reason we don't view the USSR and its atrocities today with the same disgust as we do Nazi Germany is because we never defeated the Soviets in an active war.

You're clueless about reality if you think what Reagan did made things better.  Read what Ronald Reagan was saying about the Soviet Union at the time and compare it to what Kim Jong Un says about the US today.  Pretty frickin close.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_empire

Hey, even better: why not compare what the US was saying about Nazi Germany in 1942 ("they're evil!") and what Kim Jong Un says about the US today ("they're evil")! By your logic, this false equivalence would suggest that the Nazis were no problem whatsoever.

What creating an enemy might look like:
 [secondiraqwar.weebly.com image 250x293] [upload.wikimedia.org image 300x225]


The perpetual enemy of the Left is the United States, so they have no need to create any other.

/is leanabhan túsa
 
2013-04-10 06:01:59 PM  
That's it North Korea.  Next time, the strongly worded statement will be in ALL CAPS.  And if you ignore that, don't think the next one won't also be in bold.
 
2013-04-10 06:04:42 PM  
Why hasn't John Kerry showed up with the suitcases full of cash,   and NBA signed memorabilia ??

Personally I thnk sending representatives from McDonald's,  SHEETZ,  TacoBell etc... is the key to easing some of the tension.

Then start a 2nd round of meetings a month later with Philly Pretzel Factory and another group.

I mean $1 burgers, tacos will go far to making friends.   Not to mention those 10 pretzels for $4

They will forget IRBM's and think about those 2 hotdog for $1
 
2013-04-10 06:06:18 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: In Vietnam the one thing Charlie  did notwant to tangle with were the RoKs. They were scared more of RoKs than the B52s.

I hope NorKs have some idea how off-the-hook insane RoKs can get


Yeah, true, but that's not really a compliment.
 
2013-04-10 06:06:41 PM  

bim1154: Yea... just write another strong worded letter of condemnation as usual you farking pussies.


I hear Valium works wonders.
 
2013-04-10 06:07:36 PM  

Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?


DARN! DARN, DARN! as I stamp my feet like herman munster. I Really wanted to say that.
 
2013-04-10 06:11:14 PM  

airsupport: toraque: Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?

They would be in the white zone, which would be bad, since the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

No, the RED zone is for loading and unloading only.  There is no stopping in the WHITE zone.


You're just mad because I wouldn't get an abortion.

And if I'd known the result would be that fat retarded mushroom, I'd have gotten one twice.
 
2013-04-10 06:16:06 PM  

WeenerGord: And this man's group, the unfortunates....no ass at all. You wear a fat wallet and three handkerchiefs

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]


How farking broke is that country that they have a "military first" policy and those guys are wearing winter uniforms in April?
 
2013-04-10 06:16:36 PM  
i've got a solution.

let's build two towers and employ 5,000-10,000 people in there.

then wait for them to hit them.

it's perfect. we get two towers destroyed, 5,000 lives lost, an excuse to go to war, and an excuse to restrict public rights more.

what could go wrong?
 
2013-04-10 06:17:42 PM  

utah dude: i've got a solution.

let's build two towers and employ 5,000-10,000 people in there.

then wait for them to hit them.

it's perfect. we get two towers destroyed, 5,000 lives lost, an excuse to go to war, and an excuse to restrict public rights more.

what could go wrong?


So... are you one of those dudes living in a remote part of Utah because you don't want the revenuers taking your cash?
 
2013-04-10 06:20:12 PM  

Marine1: revenuers


i ain't even know'in' what that there word means ! ?
 
2013-04-10 06:22:59 PM  

Marine1: WeenerGord: And this man's group, the unfortunates....no ass at all. You wear a fat wallet and three handkerchiefs

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]

How farking broke is that country that they have a "military first" policy and those guys are wearing winter uniforms in April?


It's been unseasonably cold in this region. I'm still wearing my winter coat.
 
2013-04-10 06:24:56 PM  

praxis44241: This is all posture. Send them rice and A LOT of Hennessy, and everything will go back to tyranny and starvation. In other words, business as usual.


How about we send them nothing. Except maybe some 2,000 pound bombs.
 
2013-04-10 06:28:03 PM  
*facedesk*
 
2013-04-10 06:28:43 PM  

the lord god: How about we send them nothing. Except maybe some 2,000 pound bombs.


penis enlargement pills.
 
2013-04-10 06:31:42 PM  

MrHappyRotter: That's it North Korea.  Next time, the strongly worded statement will be in ALL CAPS.  And if you ignore that, don't think the next one won't also be in bold.


Maybe we just need to stick it in their pooper REAL hard. That will learn 'em.
 
2013-04-10 06:36:23 PM  
so crazy
i208.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-10 06:38:53 PM  
Any shiat hit the fan yet? No?

/Anti climax is anti climatic.
 
2013-04-10 06:39:19 PM  

utah dude: the lord god: How about we send them nothing. Except maybe some 2,000 pound bombs.

penis enlargement pills.


Wasn't there some leaked document that indicated that the CIA was buying the support of Afghan tribal leaders using Viagra?

Although I'm not sure how well Viagra works if you're chronically malnourished.  Given that the only known person to escape a North Korean gulag did so in search of food, probably the best way to buy influence in North Korea would be with vitamin supplements.
 
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