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(CNN)   Sec. of Defense Hagel says North Korea nears a "dangerous line", having already crossed the "Silly Line", the "Crazy Line", and the "What Are You Stupid Line"   (cnn.com) divider line 136
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2013-04-10 04:21:13 PM
If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?
 
2013-04-10 04:25:15 PM
I really wish Clinton hadn't adopted the Kenny Loggins graph of international diplomacy.

I just hope we can someday bring the alert level back down to "Footloose".
 
2013-04-10 04:30:20 PM

Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?


i.qkme.me
 
2013-04-10 04:41:26 PM
That's it.  Double-Secret Probation.
 
2013-04-10 04:43:39 PM
i2.cdn.turner.com

Hey look boys, it's the butthead who took out my best girl Donna last night! Let's cream him!
 
2013-04-10 04:43:56 PM
Kim Jong Uncool?

More like Kim Jong Uncool

/all jokes aside, what an asshole
 
2013-04-10 04:44:59 PM
f*ck!

Kim Jong Un?

More like Kim Jong Uncool, amirite?


/typos ruin jokes.
 
2013-04-10 04:45:48 PM
"skating very close to a dangerous line"

They have skates?
 
2013-04-10 04:45:54 PM
Afrika Bambaata, the leader of the Zulu Nation warned about white lines.  Don't do it.
 
2013-04-10 04:45:58 PM
Yea... just write another strong worded letter of condemnation as usual you farking pussies.
 
2013-04-10 04:46:22 PM
It's just total frickin' insanity. My head asplodes every time I read another story about it. WTF man, WTF.
 
2013-04-10 04:46:57 PM
They've gone plaid?
 
2013-04-10 04:46:58 PM
 
2013-04-10 04:47:23 PM
What about the Ludicrous Line?
 
2013-04-10 04:47:44 PM

SovietCanuckistan: "skating very close to a dangerous line"

They have skates?


They use sharpened ribs bones from the starved.

/handbasket?
 
2013-04-10 04:47:45 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-10 04:48:17 PM

SovietCanuckistan: "skating very close to a dangerous line"

They have skates?


Yes, but it's the old school ones. Inlines aren't expected until late next year.
 
2013-04-10 04:48:19 PM
stevekaczynski.com

Line up, everybody line up, line up, line up up up...
 
2013-04-10 04:48:39 PM
Dear lil Kim, nubian you done went full retard.
 
2013-04-10 04:49:02 PM
Oh just tell China to take it, it's their problem anyway and we won't give them shiat about it. NK isn't Tibet..
The Norks would be better off under a Chinese puppet government, anything is better thn the farkwits they've got and the Chinese would make better neighbours for the South.
 
2013-04-10 04:49:21 PM
but who's line is it any ways?
 
2013-04-10 04:49:33 PM

Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?


They would be in the white zone, which would be bad, since the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
 
2013-04-10 04:49:50 PM
Well, if the Chinese Tour Groups are cancelling, that must really mean we're getting ready for some fun.
 
2013-04-10 04:50:31 PM
When will they cross "Whose Line is it Anyway?"
 
2013-04-10 04:50:35 PM

Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?


Yes, I believe there is some highway that leads right to it.  Which is kind of odd when you think about it; I mean why would the government pay all that money to provide high volume quick access to such a place?  Maybe it's a toll road.
 
2013-04-10 04:50:41 PM

toraque: Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?

They would be in the white zone, which would be bad, since the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.


No, the RED zone is for loading and unloading only.  There is no stopping in the WHITE zone.
 
2013-04-10 04:51:04 PM

busy chillin': f*ck!

Kim Jong Un?

More like Kim Jong Uncool, amirite?


/typos ruin jokes.


You ever heard the expression, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people?"
 
2013-04-10 04:51:34 PM
I dunno, it seems pretty obvious what this guy is doing.  The leader has to unite the country behind him because if he doesn't, he'll no longer be in power.  The easiest way to do that is to identify an enemy for the country to unite against and if no enemy can be identified, you create one.  You don't oppose your leader during a time of war, what are you unpatriotic?

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2013-04-10 04:51:53 PM

toraque: Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?

They would be in the white zone, which would be bad, since the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.


Oh really, toraque? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
 
2013-04-10 04:52:20 PM
And this man's group, the unfortunates....no ass at all. You wear a fat wallet and three handkerchiefs

i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-04-10 04:52:30 PM

Gabrielmot: busy chillin': f*ck!

Kim Jong Un?

More like Kim Jong Uncool, amirite?


/typos ruin jokes.

You ever heard the expression, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people?"


um, yeah.

so typos don't ruin jokes, I ruin jokes?
 
2013-04-10 04:52:47 PM

Car_Ramrod: toraque: Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?

They would be in the white zone, which would be bad, since the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Oh really, toraque? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.


It's really the only sensible thing to do, if it's done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
 
2013-04-10 04:52:52 PM

toraque: Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?

They would be in the white zone, which would be bad, since the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.


The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white  zone.
 
2013-04-10 04:52:53 PM
Lemme guess, now they're wearing white shoes before Memorial Day?
 
2013-04-10 04:53:34 PM
This is all posture. Send them rice and A LOT of Hennessy, and everything will go back to tyranny and starvation. In other words, business as usual.
 
2013-04-10 04:53:47 PM

lennavan: I dunno, it seems pretty obvious what this guy is doing.  The leader has to unite the country behind him because if he doesn't, he'll no longer be in power.  The easiest way to do that is to identify an enemy for the country to unite against and if no enemy can be identified, you create one.  You don't oppose your leader during a time of war, what are you unpatriotic?

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Which is true, however the issue here is that all his blustering is making others actually lose their patience and put more western presence in the region, something China really really really doesn't want. The north must really be facing a pretty bad famine coming up this year for them to go all bat shiat insane and not even pay attention to Beijing
 
2013-04-10 04:54:14 PM
Is it the friend zone? No guy wants to be put in there.
 
2013-04-10 04:54:46 PM

airsupport: toraque: Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?

They would be in the white zone, which would be bad, since the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

No, the RED zone is for loading and unloading only.  There is no stopping in the WHITE zone.


Surely you cant be serious!
 
2013-04-10 04:55:52 PM

airsupport: toraque: Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?

They would be in the white zone, which would be bad, since the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

No, the RED zone is for loading and unloading only.  There is no stopping in the WHITE zone.


We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
 
2013-04-10 04:57:06 PM

toraque: Car_Ramrod: toraque: Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?

They would be in the white zone, which would be bad, since the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Oh really, toraque? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

It's really the only sensible thing to do, if it's done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.


Therapeutic post-birth abortion for Jong-Un? Is that the current proposal?
 
2013-04-10 04:57:48 PM

SordidEuphemism: airsupport: toraque: Car_Ramrod: If they cross that line, would they be in a zone of some sort?

They would be in the white zone, which would be bad, since the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

No, the RED zone is for loading and unloading only.  There is no stopping in the WHITE zone.

We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.


U r too late.

Look upthread
 
2013-04-10 04:58:23 PM

Rapmaster2000: Afrika Bambaata, the leader of the Zulu Nation warned about white lines.  Don't do it.


You're thinking of Grandmaster Melle Mel.
 
2013-04-10 04:59:20 PM
I'm reminded of Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam: http://youtu.be/zkzWyOaS8kU
 
2013-04-10 04:59:29 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-10 04:59:39 PM
 
2013-04-10 05:00:28 PM
Help me Rodman Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
 
2013-04-10 05:00:55 PM

DORMAMU: U r too late. Look upthread


I blame my connection. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
 
2013-04-10 05:01:06 PM
I have an idea. Send a chit load of StratoFortresses over their capitol and carpet bomb the tar out of them with dummy bombs. Then send a message......."Next trip is with real explosives."
 
2013-04-10 05:01:31 PM
I can't wait till North Korea becomes, North, West and East Korea.
 
2013-04-10 05:04:32 PM
www.capsulecomputers.com.au

I don't think they want to cross that line...
 
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