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(KGW Portland)   Group of burly men lift 3000 pound overturned tractor off of trapped man. And by 'group of burly men' I mean two teenage girls   (kgw.com) divider line 14
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2013-04-10 05:03:29 PM  
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MyRandomName: They didn't lift 3000 lbs. They lifted one side while the majority of the weight was on the pivot point.


Oh lever alone.
2013-04-10 05:01:08 PM  
4 votes:

MyRandomName: They didn't lift 3000 lbs. They lifted one side while the majority of the weight was on the pivot point.


Thanks Archimedes
2013-04-10 04:59:18 PM  
4 votes:
If they needed something moved they should have used the tractor beam.
2013-04-10 05:42:04 PM  
3 votes:
They make a great combine.
2013-04-10 05:29:35 PM  
3 votes:
Simpsons did it.

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2013-04-10 06:05:54 PM  
2 votes:
FTA: The Smiths live just outside the small town of Lebanon.

Glad to hear the band's back together.
2013-04-10 05:46:24 PM  
2 votes:

MyRandomName: They didn't lift 3000 lbs. They lifted one side while the majority of the weight was on the pivot point.


You sound like you're a lot of fun at parties
2013-04-10 06:37:39 PM  
1 votes:
They were on the local news this morning with the usual question:  "What was going through your mind at the time?"

Girl one:  "I just kept prayin', 'God help me!!' "
Girl two:  "Wow, this thing is heavy..."
2013-04-10 06:32:46 PM  
1 votes:
With all the adrenaline that was coursing through their veins, they probably could have picked it up and thrown it off of him.  Good for them though, if I saw my dad trapped under any kind of vehicle, my first reaction would be to start screaming and running around like a chicken with its head cut off.  I am NOT good in emergencies.  Wish I was.
2013-04-10 05:23:20 PM  
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2013-04-10 05:20:57 PM  
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lennavan: MyRandomName: They didn't lift 3000 lbs. They lifted one side while the majority of the weight was on the pivot point.

Oh lever alone.


Bad puns like this always make me fulcrum-my
2013-04-10 05:15:33 PM  
1 votes:
Well you know, he used to like farm vehicles but now he is an ex-tractor fan.
2013-04-10 04:57:40 PM  
1 votes:
I'd plow it
2013-04-10 04:55:34 PM  
1 votes:
Those are corn fed girls. They could have lifted two tractors if needed.
 
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