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(Yahoo)   If you're wondering why grandma has been drinking PBRs while snacking on artisan pickles, it's because she's been hanging out with the hipsters at the local bingo hall   (finance.yahoo.com) divider line 58
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2013-04-10 06:33:17 PM

lockers: Nana's Vibrator: PBR, Subby?  How dare you defile nana's good name.

Mid_mo_mad_man: Sorry subby but my mema has never drank in her life.

Nothing like keeping your infantile toddler name into adulthood. Your and her opinions on anything are instantly suspect if that makes sense in your adult relationship. Seriously, drop the baby talk. Maybe then you can get out of mom's basement and date actual women.


you know who loves infantile nicknames?  Actual women.
 
2013-04-10 06:43:07 PM

Big 900: I'm assuming the "hipster" classification is location-dependent.


Hipsters are terrible.  They seek out things that are enjoyable and then declare them to be uncool but that their participation in the entirely enjoyable normal hobby makes it cool.

They just can't stand the idea of just going somewhere and doing something because they want to. It all has to be tied back to social status and being trendy or looking cool.

They are the too cool for school crowd and they think everything blows untill they do it in wich case whatever their doing is "cool" by proxy.
 
2013-04-10 07:03:37 PM

Bastard_Lunatic: I drank craft brews for a few years, but after a while my stomach could not handle the hops and other fine ingredients so i've had to switch to something much lighter as my daily drink.  Went for a tour of all the cheap swills.  I tried PBR a couple times.  It's decent for a cheap beer, but i found something better and cheaper
$13 a thirty pack
5.2% abv
and you will not find a better beer for less money



That's what my grandma drinks!  I pick up a case in NY whenever I go to visit the g-parents in Canadia.  (Grandpa drinks it too.)
 
2013-04-10 07:14:37 PM

Nana's Vibrator: lockers: Nothing like keeping your infantile toddler name into adulthood. Your and her opinions on anything are instantly suspect if that makes sense in your adult relationship. Seriously, drop the baby talk. Maybe then you can get out of mom's basement and date actual women.

I wish to puncture your taint and f*ck your 3 holes sequentially while screaming tic-tac-toe directly into your ears.


Dad?
 
2013-04-10 07:56:03 PM
PBR does make good sheep dip. So it does have some redeeming qualities. Not sure what the other ones are though. It's lead free?
 
2013-04-10 09:47:51 PM

Big 900: Wait, now bowling is considered hipster?  Bowling??  I thought it was just an uncool but fun excuse to drink beers with your buddies on a weeknight in the winter.  Okay, so the bowling alley has that "retro" lime green paint and paneling look, and lots of High Life and PBR is consumed, but our league is me, the manager of the Tractor Supply store, the lumberyard dudes, and a bunch of farmers.  I'm assuming the "hipster" classification is location-dependent.


Not anymore. It was cool for a few years but they have moved on...apparently to bingo. I
 
2013-04-11 02:18:58 AM

mikefinch: Big 900: I'm assuming the "hipster" classification is location-dependent.

Hipsters are terrible.  They seek out things that are enjoyable and then declare them to be uncool but that their participation in the entirely enjoyable normal hobby makes it cool.

They just can't stand the idea of just going somewhere and doing something because they want to. It all has to be tied back to social status and being trendy or looking cool.

They are the too cool for school crowd and they think everything blows untill they do it in wich case whatever their doing is "cool" by proxy.


Yep. They also usually take over the venue if they can and change it to fit their own seeking of authenticity.

For example, Asbury Lanes in Asbury Park, NJ was recently classified in a newspaper article in it's potential sale as a "night club". In actuality it's a bowling alley, but the Hipsters had so many concerts and burlesque shows there that you can barely bowl there (sometimes if there's room, you can bowl during the events!) and they have neglected to repair and/or upgrade the bowling lanes.  The place is so old that you could probably match a photo to when it first opened and the only difference would be the state of disrepair it's in.
 
2013-04-11 02:26:42 AM
Found this too: Unlike regular bingo, players don't automatically get a prize when they dab off a line of numbers. "You have to then do battle against other Rebels in various games. Like to win a panda you have to prove you are good at hugs,"

www.instant-ramen.net

Pedobear approves.
 
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