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(Yahoo)   If you're wondering why grandma has been drinking PBRs while snacking on artisan pickles, it's because she's been hanging out with the hipsters at the local bingo hall   (finance.yahoo.com) divider line 58
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2013-04-10 04:06:50 PM
Your grandma loves my artisan pickle!
 
2013-04-10 04:07:32 PM
Stupid hipsters, I went through a brief bingo phase in 1996. I was 21, and drank PBR because I could afford it. I did develop a taste for it, and I was living in Seattle at the time...... Oh crap, somebody shoot me.
 
2013-04-10 04:08:00 PM
The hipsters are only there to get fashion advice.
 
2013-04-10 04:08:11 PM
The winner of the first round was Nicole Fiorentino


www.classicrockmagazine.com

Yes please
 
2013-04-10 04:09:58 PM
When I was 25 I played bingo every Monday at this old-person's bar because they had 25 cent wings and 5 Coors for $6.  I think we stuck out, but they had no problem taking our money.
 
2013-04-10 04:10:47 PM
FTFA "Despite all his rage, he's a big fan of bingo balls bouncing in a cage."

AUTHOR SHOULD BE SHOT AT SUNRISE.
 
2013-04-10 04:11:51 PM
Sorry subby but my mema has never drank in her life.
She doesn't condone booze, dancing, and coffee. She's a uptight southern baptist
 
2013-04-10 04:11:55 PM

bopis: FTFA "Despite all his rage, he's a big fan of bingo balls bouncing in a cage."

AUTHOR SHOULD BE SHOT AT SUNRISE.


I second this motion.
 
2013-04-10 04:12:15 PM
Still a market for churches if they can keep religion out of it.
 
2013-04-10 04:12:17 PM
www.condusiv.com
 
2013-04-10 04:12:29 PM
PBR, Subby?  How dare you defile nana's good name.
I can drink bad beer, but when I have a party and some knucklehead leaves a PBR in my fridge, it goes straight to the dumpster.  I won't even open it and dump it down the drain.  I wouldn't even give that shiat to a homeless guy.  And I do give beer to homeless guys.
 
2013-04-10 04:13:22 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Sorry subby but my mema has never drank in her life.
She doesn't condone booze, dancing, and coffee. She's a uptight southern baptist




Also bingo is gambling which is wrong according to mema
 
2013-04-10 04:14:05 PM
oh for silverf*cks sake!
 
2013-04-10 04:15:34 PM
Between the old man beer, the horn rim glasses, the waxed moist aches, there really isn't a whole world of difference between the hipster crowd and hip replacement crowd.
 
2013-04-10 04:16:19 PM

bopis: FTFA "Despite all his rage, he's a big fan of bingo balls bouncing in a cage."

AUTHOR SHOULD BE SHOT AT SUNRISE.


Soo much this^
 
2013-04-10 04:17:45 PM
"Sarah Ahlberg, a 35-year-old who collects vinyl records and writes letters on fine stationery, attended bingo night at Mr. Corgan's tea shop because the nonprofit animal shelter she works for was the beneficiary of the night's proceeds."

My head just assploded.
 
2013-04-10 04:18:13 PM
A friend recently told me she wants to move her family back to Kansas City from Portland because everything there has gotten too "precious." Direct quote: "I want to eat kielbasa and sing karaoke non-ironically!"

I see where she's coming from.
 
2013-04-10 04:21:05 PM
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-10 04:21:17 PM

Nana's Vibrator: PBR, Subby?  How dare you defile nana's good name.


Mid_mo_mad_man: Sorry subby but my mema has never drank in her life.


Nothing like keeping your infantile toddler name into adulthood. Your and her opinions on anything are instantly suspect if that makes sense in your adult relationship. Seriously, drop the baby talk. Maybe then you can get out of mom's basement and date actual women.
 
2013-04-10 04:25:01 PM

Nana's Vibrator: I can drink bad beer, but when I have a party and some knucklehead leaves a PBR in my fridge, it goes straight to the dumpster.



4.bp.blogspot.com

WTF IS THIS SH*T?!!
 
2013-04-10 04:26:59 PM

lockers: Nothing like keeping your infantile toddler name into adulthood. Your and her opinions on anything are instantly suspect if that makes sense in your adult relationship. Seriously, drop the baby talk. Maybe then you can get out of mom's basement and date actual women.


I wish to puncture your taint and f*ck your 3 holes sequentially while screaming tic-tac-toe directly into your ears.
 
2013-04-10 04:27:15 PM

weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 464x395]

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Thank you for that.
 
2013-04-10 04:28:30 PM

lockers: Nana's Vibrator: PBR, Subby?  How dare you defile nana's good name.

Mid_mo_mad_man: Sorry subby but my mema has never drank in her life.

Nothing like keeping your infantile toddler name into adulthood. Your and her opinions on anything are instantly suspect if that makes sense in your adult relationship. Seriously, drop the baby talk. Maybe then you can get out of mom's basement and date actual women.


Damn. Who shat in your Lucky Charms this morning, Corky?
 
2013-04-10 04:29:24 PM
I think the only place i've seen PBR being drunk a lot was at roller derby bouts. But then agains they're sponsoring them (and yes, hipsters in the place, but it's all kinds of people in there)
 
2013-04-10 04:30:41 PM

lockers: Nana's Vibrator: PBR, Subby?  How dare you defile nana's good name.

Mid_mo_mad_man: Sorry subby but my mema has never drank in her life.

Nothing like keeping your infantile toddler name into adulthood. Your and her opinions on anything are instantly suspect if that makes sense in your adult relationship. Seriously, drop the baby talk. Maybe then you can get out of mom's basement and date actual women.




My mema pefers we call her that over her real name. I'm not one to tell her no.
/I been married since February
// To a bbw that's half Irish/ half Mexican.
/// She's short tempered and I don't think you want to mock me with her here
 
2013-04-10 04:31:29 PM

lockers: Nana's Vibrator: PBR, Subby?  How dare you defile nana's good name.

Mid_mo_mad_man: Sorry subby but my mema has never drank in her life.

Nothing like keeping your infantile toddler name into adulthood. Your and her opinions on anything are instantly suspect if that makes sense in your adult relationship. Seriously, drop the baby talk. Maybe then you can get out of mom's basement and date actual women.


look at his handle.
 
2013-04-10 04:31:42 PM
Artisan pickles.  Hand-hewn snack crackers.  Marble-ground mustard.

Just like grandma used to make.
 
2013-04-10 04:32:00 PM
I called this shiat years ago...
 
2013-04-10 04:32:12 PM

Nana's Vibrator: I wish to puncture your taint and f*ck your 3 holes sequentially while screaming tic-tac-toe directly into your ears.


I ♥ you so hard right now.
 
2013-04-10 04:35:46 PM
I drank craft brews for a few years, but after a while my stomach could not handle the hops and other fine ingredients so i've had to switch to something much lighter as my daily drink.  Went for a tour of all the cheap swills.  I tried PBR a couple times.  It's decent for a cheap beer, but i found something better and cheaper
$13 a thirty pack
5.2% abv
and you will not find a better beer for less money
www.artzberger.com
 
2013-04-10 04:39:30 PM

tarheel07: The hipsters are only there to get fashion advice.


Macklemore seen raiding the coat check.
 
2013-04-10 04:43:27 PM

Nana's Vibrator: lockers: Nothing like keeping your infantile toddler name into adulthood. Your and her opinions on anything are instantly suspect if that makes sense in your adult relationship. Seriously, drop the baby talk. Maybe then you can get out of mom's basement and date actual women.

I wish to puncture your taint and f*ck your 3 holes sequentially while screaming tic-tac-toe directly into your ears.


That just made my day.  +1 for you.
 
2013-04-10 04:44:26 PM

Bastard_Lunatic: $13 a thirty pack
5.2% abv
and you will not find a better beer for less money


Man, I wish I got it that cheap in Florida.  I pay $7 for 12.
 
2013-04-10 04:45:21 PM
But when grandma started sporting a handlebar mustache, that's when we knew it had gone too far.
 
2013-04-10 04:46:15 PM
I hate that PBR has a rep as a hipster beer these days, because its about the only ultra cheap I care for, its better than natty, keystone, old milwaukee, busch, high life, etc.
 
2013-04-10 04:46:28 PM

Bastard_Lunatic: I drank craft brews for a few years, but after a while my stomach could not handle the hops and other fine ingredients so i've had to switch to something much lighter as my daily drink.  Went for a tour of all the cheap swills.  I tried PBR a couple times.  It's decent for a cheap beer, but i found something better and cheaper
$13 a thirty pack
5.2% abv
and you will not find a better beer for less money
[www.artzberger.com image 570x1038]


I don't think you'll find any beer for less money much less better beer.
 
2013-04-10 04:50:40 PM
Best BINGO EVER!   http://www.five15.net/bingo.html
 
2013-04-10 04:50:59 PM

Petit_Merdeux: Your grandma loves my artisan pickle cornichon!


/de rien
 
2013-04-10 04:53:25 PM

Last time I played Bingo was 2 years ago on a weekday around 11am in Ft Worth. It was filled with people twice my age, smoking. Yet, we were all having a blast. No hipsters, just a bunch of bored-ass people looking for fun.


Oh yeah, and they served a half-way decent Breakfast

 
2013-04-10 04:53:47 PM
Grandma knows how to party.

teddroman.com
 
2013-04-10 04:56:00 PM

jtown: Grandma knows how to party.

[teddroman.com image 640x393]


I think I need spentmiles to give me the down-low of what took place here....
 
2013-04-10 04:59:30 PM

ICDedPpl: Best BINGO EVER!   http://www.five15.net/bingo.html


If you're ever in New Orleans:

New Orleans Bingo Show
 
2013-04-10 05:00:45 PM
Oh Dear Lord no.

My idiot friend had me playing BINGO on a cruise ship with him several months back... I did something before the hipsters did it... I did it before it was *cool*.


/shoots self in head.
 
2013-04-10 05:44:42 PM
You know... these artisinal pickles suck.  I'll go for some Wickles, Tony Packo's... but that is as far as it goes.  Looking at you, Rick's Picks... even your relish sucks balls.
 
2013-04-10 05:54:28 PM
I didn't know fiorentino was a memeber of the smashing pumpkins. Whats that? she only joined in 2010? that explains it -- nobody has listened to anything they made since the 90's. My first thought was "the bassist for the pumpkins is only 33? what was she a kid when they toured?"

Interestingly their former bass player "d'arcy" was kicked out of the band for in corigans words: "being a mean spirited drug addict who refused to get help"

Which sounds incredible coming from a guy who banged Courtney Love more than once.
 
2013-04-10 06:03:02 PM

bopis: "Despite all his rage, he's a big fan of bingo balls bouncing in a cage."


Either that or put up for a Pulitzer.

I saw Smashing Pumpkins once, but it was a free mall show and I couldn't get in front of the speakers.  The sound was so bad you couldn't even tell what song was playing.
 
2013-04-10 06:08:58 PM
Wait, now bowling is considered hipster?  Bowling??  I thought it was just an uncool but fun excuse to drink beers with your buddies on a weeknight in the winter.  Okay, so the bowling alley has that "retro" lime green paint and paneling look, and lots of High Life and PBR is consumed, but our league is me, the manager of the Tractor Supply store, the lumberyard dudes, and a bunch of farmers.  I'm assuming the "hipster" classification is location-dependent.
 
2013-04-10 06:11:53 PM
...and that post was supposed to include a quote from TFA mentioning bowling as a hipster avocation.  I suck.
 
2013-04-10 06:24:19 PM

mikefinch: I didn't know fiorentino was a memeber of the smashing pumpkins. Whats that? she only joined in 2010? that explains it -- nobody has listened to anything they made since the 90's. My first thought was "the bassist for the pumpkins is only 33? what was she a kid when they toured?"

Interestingly their former bass player "d'arcy" was kicked out of the band for in corigans words: "being a mean spirited drug addict who refused to get help"

Which sounds incredible coming from a guy who banged Courtney Love more than once.


It's not totally your fault of course, but now I've got this image of her lady parts slithering over Billy's bald head like some sort of living meat helmet.
 
2013-04-10 06:28:29 PM
Pabst Blue Ribbon is so bad that even Budweiser drinkers wretch at the name.

I agree with the poster regarding Genesee Cream Ale.  That is the best cheap beer you can get and it actually has flavor.
 
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