huge rails of high grade blow?

She should be in jail.

Fixes the cable?

plays some pokeman and then knocks over the Times Square card stand?

She swore off all drugs, alcohol, and meds and went to bed at a decent hour.

It is really important that I know that somebody went out last night.

Mean Girls 3?

Just give me a gallon of penicillin and 30 seconds...

A black hole could not contain my lack of surprise.

Umm.. you people know she has an addiction problem, right?  She's sick.

After being reduced to tears by David Letterman's grilling on his show, Lindsay Lohan does the only logical thing

Does anal?

appclayton: It is really important that I know that somebody went out last night.

Last night I went to Wal-Mart and bought a new inner tube for my bike and then I went to the gas station.  Feel better now?

appclayton: It is really important that I know that somebody went out last night.

In that case, I went out last night. It was alright.

Got fisted by Tom Wopat?

AeAe: Umm.. you people know she has an addiction problem, right?  She's sick.

That's a cop-out.  She has a self-inflicted "illness."  Her lack of willpower is what's keeping her "sick."

appclayton: It is really important that I know that somebody went out last night.

I took the kids to soccer practice and stopped by Taco bell for dinner on the way home.  we tried the new cool ranch doritos tacos.  Nacho flavor is better.

we're here for you

AeAe: Umm.. you people know she has an addiction problem, right?  She's sick.

It's a sickness best cured with copious amounts of amusement on our behalf I mean arsenic.

gets more awful plastic surgery?

AeAe: Umm.. you people know she has an addiction problem, right?  She's sick.

Not that so much as she's probably lucky she didn't end up in actual porn/prostitution courtesy of her scumbag parents and their need for a meal ticket.

She never had a shot, really.

scottydoesntknow: HatMadeOfAss: AeAe: Umm.. you people know she has an addiction problem, right?  She's sick.

That's a cop-out.  She has a self-inflicted "illness."  Her lack of willpower is what's keeping her "sick."

"Dammit Phil you're an alcoholic!"

"Dammit Phil, you have lupus!"

One of these doesn't sound right.



/Burning hot, like the Lohan netherslit

Goes and slathers cord blood on her hard aging face* in the slim hope that it will make her look like a twenty-something woman again?

*I'll just stop there.

Need a Dispenser Here: appclayton: It is really important that I know that somebody went out last night.

In that case, I went out last night. It was alright.

I stayed home and checked out all the new Cartoon Network content available for streaming on Netflix. Was disappointed that Teen Titans wasn't included as it's a guilty pleasure. I tried Venture Brothers but it was just not doing it for me.

sammyk: scottydoesntknow: Hey guys, she's maturing. At least she had someone else drive after getting plastered at a club before rehab.

Yeah! She was in the back of a cab in those photos. So what's the problem. It's not like farkers should really be judging others for partying a little too much.

Just *a little*.

Heh.

fta The troubled actress became tearful during her appearance on the sow
For some reason this doesn't surprise me at all.

scottydoesntknow: HatMadeOfAss: AeAe: Umm.. you people know she has an addiction problem, right?  She's sick.

That's a cop-out.  She has a self-inflicted "illness."  Her lack of willpower is what's keeping her "sick."

"Dammit Phil you're an alcoholic!"

"Dammit Phil, you have lupus!"

One of these doesn't sound right.

I miss Mitch Hedberg.

HatMadeOfAss: scottydoesntknow: HatMadeOfAss: AeAe: Umm.. you people know she has an addiction problem, right?  She's sick.

That's a cop-out.  She has a self-inflicted "illness."  Her lack of willpower is what's keeping her "sick."

"Dammit Phil you're an alcoholic!"

"Dammit Phil, you have lupus!"

One of these doesn't sound right.

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/Burning hot, like the Lohan netherslit

Nice mashup!

That's a rough looking 26.

David Letterman is really acerbic.

I've got 6 months in the dead pool - who's in?

What she needs to do is have her agent open their own place. Buy her a place just above the club and build some stairs from the office to her apartment. Have the coat-check people take up all cameras / cell phones with cameras--and go nuts. She'll never have to leave the club at the end of the night, so no paparazzi will be able to get shots of her drunk ass leaving the club.

Then hire Michael Jackson's ex-doctor to periodically go check on her after pass-out time to make sure she hasn't swallowed her own tongue or choked on a regurgitated cocktail onion.

sammyk: scottydoesntknow: Hey guys, she's maturing. At least she had someone else drive after getting plastered at a club before rehab.

Yeah! She was in the back of a cab in those photos. So what's the problem. It's not like farkers should really be judging others for partying a little too much.

You misunderstand the derision from farkers. We respect a slow burning, destruction that goes well into the early 50s. An explosive crash and burn before 30 just shows bad form.

FarkingReading: Got fisted by Tom Wopat?

I really hope this catches on.

Had sweaty naked sex with Amanda Bynes under high quality lighting with HD video cameras rolling?

Don't people generally hit a point where that scene becomes entirely boring?

Walker: She needs to pull an Anna Nicole Smith and check out. Not a f*ck will be given that day.

That could be remarkable.

gunga galunga: Need a Dispenser Here: appclayton: It is really important that I know that somebody went out last night.

In that case, I went out last night. It was alright.

I stayed home and checked out all the new Cartoon Network content available for streaming on Netflix. Was disappointed that Teen Titans wasn't included as it's a guilty pleasure. I tried Venture Brothers but it was just not doing it for me.

I think it's only season 1 on there? It really gets rolling as the seasons go on.

I docked over Utopia Planitia.
Loves STO
Very Much :)

She's 26, right? A hard-looking, used-up 26, but still, 26.

Makes me wonder if she'll fall victim to the 27 Curse, since age 27 is when so many drug-addicted/alcoholic musicians have checked out. Not that she's in the same league as Robert Johnson, Brian Jones, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain, Bradley Nowell, Amy Winehouse, etc.

Morbid curiosity on my part, I know.

Walker: She needs to pull an Anna Nicole Smith and check out. Not a f*ck will be given that day.

you would be surprised how many farks were given that day, and continue to be given.  the disposition of her estate was wild and wacky, and even hit the supreme court a couple times on very controversial constitutional issues (the authority of bankruptcy courts). her passing has and will make a much bigger impact on american society than her life ever could have.

Got fisted by Tom Wopat?

*looks up-thread*

*shakes fisrt*