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(SeattlePI)   Vladimir Putin's name hurriedly removed from secret Finnish list of wanted criminals after police realize no one in Finland is brave enough to arrest him   (seattlepi.com) divider line 13
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2013-04-10 04:05:41 PM  
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Simo Hayha is Not Impressed at you impugning Swedish bravery, subby:
ariathestrider.files.wordpress.com
2013-04-10 03:50:59 PM  
2 votes:
Simo Hayha would take a shot at him.
2013-04-10 06:15:36 PM  
1 votes:

Evil High Priest: Tunney: [24.media.tumblr.com image 348x654]

Re: winter war. All of four months. Jebus.


It was pathetic. The only reason the Soviets "won" is the Finns ran out of bullets. A 10:1 kill ratio is something most armies can only dream of. IIRC, there was at least one battle where the kill ratio was something like 30:1, and some Finns had to leave the lines because they were having nervous breakdowns from killing so many defenseless Russian soldiers.
2013-04-10 04:59:56 PM  
1 votes:

Magorn: AntonChigger: Magorn: Simo Hayha is Not Impressed at you impugning Swedish bravery, subby:
[ariathestrider.files.wordpress.com image 358x546]

Dang, I never did see the aftermath of that injury to his face.  Lucky his head wasn't blown off.

It damn nearly was,  the soldiers that rescued him said "half his head was missing"  and he was in a coma for a full week, and oddly enough, emerged from it on the day the war ended,


Highest confirmed direct-kill count of anyone ever.  A five-nothing Finn farmer who lived to be 97, and whose balls were so big they affected the tides when he went near the seashore. I literally cannot think of any single individual more legitimately badass than this man. There may have been more impressive single feats of badassery done, but no one has ever had a more impressive career as a badass, and the man did it all in less than 100 days. If you made a movie of Hayha's career, it would seem more over the top than the most outrageous Rambo movie while being completely truthful.
2013-04-10 04:37:04 PM  
1 votes:

Odd Bird: Tunney: [24.media.tumblr.com image 348x654]

400K+ missing?  That's worth delving into a bit deeper.


Don't ask too many questions or they'll make it 400,001.
2013-04-10 04:30:06 PM  
1 votes:

AntonChigger: Magorn: Simo Hayha is Not Impressed at you impugning Swedish bravery, subby:
[ariathestrider.files.wordpress.com image 358x546]

Dang, I never did see the aftermath of that injury to his face.  Lucky his head wasn't blown off.


It damn nearly was,  the soldiers that rescued him said "half his head was missing"  and he was in a coma for a full week, and oddly enough, emerged from it on the day the war ended,
2013-04-10 04:14:13 PM  
1 votes:

the lord god: [thepeoplescube.com image 457x620]


He wouldn't last ten seconds on Arrakis.
2013-04-10 04:11:34 PM  
1 votes:

Magorn: Simo Hayha is Not Impressed at you impugning Swedish bravery, subby:
[ariathestrider.files.wordpress.com image 358x546]


Dang, I never did see the aftermath of that injury to his face.  Lucky his head wasn't blown off.
2013-04-10 04:06:29 PM  
1 votes:

the lord god:


fark, he beat the bear shark, Realease the Kracken!
2013-04-10 03:57:40 PM  
1 votes:
If this guy were still around, Finland could pull it off.
2013-04-10 03:53:20 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-10 03:52:43 PM  
1 votes:
Yet the Russians will arrest and torture a member of the Finnish skydiving enthusiasts club...

/danger zone
2013-04-10 03:15:45 PM  
1 votes:
www.usnews.com
Come at me, brah.
 
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