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		Fed releases minutes early. It's okay, that can happen to anyone (money.cnn.com)		16
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Marine1		2013-04-10 11:53:53 AM

Let the stupid, but ridiculously damaging, speculation begin.

DROxINxTHExWIND		2013-04-10 11:55:53 AM

"Oooh! Uh Oh."

*gets up and pulls on pants*

"Uhh, we should do this yet. I don't think you're ready"

*scurries out of the room*

miss diminutive		2013-04-10 11:55:59 AM

As long as they give me prime +1 beforehand, I'm ok with this.

give me doughnuts		2013-04-10 11:57:58 AM

That's what Britney always said.

DoBeDoBeDo		2013-04-10 11:58:05 AM

Not sure if any trading took place based on the release?

SUUUUUUUURRREEEE

Well for the Congressmen on the email it doesn't really matter as they can't be held accountable for insider trading.

Kyosuke		2013-04-10 12:07:30 PM

Bet these guys were behind it.

a1.vsoh.com

hammettman		2013-04-10 12:07:49 PM

Another case of premature encapsulation from the Fed's minutemen.

whidbey		2013-04-10 12:09:10 PM

Wow Fark is really living up to its "Not News" status with this one.

Next up: The People at the Fed Breathe Oxygen

CapeFearCadaver		2013-04-10 12:14:22 PM

She lied.

Wyalt Derp		2013-04-10 12:15:07 PM

Minutes early - so what? If it was a day early, that might be a problem.

Full Blown Jimbo		2013-04-10 12:19:33 PM

Gasp! I just dropped my monocle.

serialsuicidebomber		2013-04-10 12:47:42 PM

Except women.
Or so I;ve been told.

/..... because I'm a man..... *That's* why i've been told.........

opiumpoopy		2013-04-10 12:50:25 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: Not sure if any trading took place based on the release?

SUUUUUUUURRREEEE

Well for the Congressmen on the email it doesn't really matter as they can't be held accountable for insider trading.

I think you'll find that competent insider dealing (from congress or others) doesn't leave an email trail.

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears		2013-04-10 12:57:20 PM

Kyosuke: Bet these guys were behind it.

[a1.vsoh.com image 400x225]

Damn. You really got to be quick on the trigger to get the good joke out first. I tip my hat to you.

/Mortimer, your brother isn't well
//F*ck him! Where's Beeks?

bikerbob59		2013-04-10 01:02:15 PM

It's not you, it's me.

hammettman		2013-04-10 01:22:43 PM

Kyosuke: Bet these guys were behind it.

[a1.vsoh.com image 400x225]

No here's the employee who did it.

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