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(CNN)   Fed releases minutes early. It's okay, that can happen to anyone   (money.cnn.com) divider line 20
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2013-04-10 11:53:53 AM  
Let the stupid, but ridiculously damaging, speculation begin.
 
2013-04-10 11:55:53 AM  
"Oooh! Uh Oh."

*gets up and pulls on pants*

"Uhh, we should do this yet. I don't think you're ready"

*scurries out of the room*
 
2013-04-10 11:55:59 AM  
As long as they give me prime +1 beforehand, I'm ok with this.
 
2013-04-10 11:57:58 AM  
That's what Britney always said.
 
2013-04-10 11:58:05 AM  
Not sure if any trading took place based on the release?

SUUUUUUUURRREEEE

Well for the Congressmen on the email it doesn't really matter as they can't be held accountable for insider trading.
 
2013-04-10 12:07:30 PM  
Bet these guys were behind it.

a1.vsoh.com
 
2013-04-10 12:07:49 PM  
Another case of premature encapsulation from the Fed's minutemen.
 
2013-04-10 12:09:10 PM  
Wow Fark is really living up to its "Not News" status with this one.

Next up: The People at the Fed Breathe Oxygen
 
2013-04-10 12:14:22 PM  
She lied.
 
2013-04-10 12:15:07 PM  
Minutes early - so what? If it was a day early, that might be a problem.
 
2013-04-10 12:19:33 PM  
Gasp! I just dropped my monocle.
 
2013-04-10 12:47:42 PM  
Except women.
Or so I;ve been told.

/..... because I'm a man..... *That's* why i've been told.........
 
2013-04-10 12:50:25 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: Not sure if any trading took place based on the release?

SUUUUUUUURRREEEE

Well for the Congressmen on the email it doesn't really matter as they can't be held accountable for insider trading.


I think you'll find that competent insider dealing (from congress or others) doesn't leave an email trail.
 
2013-04-10 12:57:20 PM  

Kyosuke: Bet these guys were behind it.

[a1.vsoh.com image 400x225]


Damn. You really got to be quick on the trigger to get the good joke out first. I tip my hat to you.

/Mortimer, your brother isn't well
//F*ck him! Where's Beeks?
 
2013-04-10 01:02:15 PM  
It's not you, it's me.
 
2013-04-10 01:22:43 PM  

Kyosuke: Bet these guys were behind it.

[a1.vsoh.com image 400x225]


No here's the employee who did it.
 
2013-04-10 02:50:50 PM  
Quick! Buy FCOJ!
 
2013-04-10 03:12:51 PM  

Wyalt Derp: Minutes early - so what? If it was a day early, that might be a problem.


Minutes have other definitions than time. Feds sent data at 2pm yesterday to about 100, then released to public at 9am today.
 
2013-04-10 03:14:46 PM  

whidbey: Wow Fark is really living up to its "Not News" status with this one.

Next up: The People at the Fed Breathe Oxygen


They breathe?
 
2013-04-10 07:16:24 PM  
FED leak revealed...includes QE pumping.

users.owt.com
 
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