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(Daily Mail)   Cuba pulls a reverse Janet Reno   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 174
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2013-04-10 11:46:16 AM
They became hot?
 
2013-04-10 11:49:39 AM
Wow.  I did not see this story ending anything but with "grisly murder-suicide."  Perhaps the "Florida" influence only extends to 12 NM.

While growing up while their violent, unfit parents are in prison isn't what I'd call "good," I was very happy to see those boys returned to their custodial grandparents.
 
2013-04-10 11:58:20 AM
Built a compound on a bed of ashes, and stocked it with religious nut-jobs?
 
2013-04-10 12:01:33 PM

miss diminutive: They became hot?


I was guessing they're going to dress like a man but look like a woman.
 
2013-04-10 12:15:28 PM

miss diminutive: They became hot?


Technically, maybe it's actually true, given that even this could be considered "hot" as compared to Janet Reno:

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-04-10 12:35:16 PM
You'll get over it someday, subby
 
2013-04-10 12:48:02 PM
They canceled the dance party?
 
2013-04-10 12:49:35 PM
For Cthulhu's sake, whatever you do, do NOT GIS "Reverse Janet Reno." Trust me on this.
 
2013-04-10 12:50:40 PM
So Cuba looks like a woman now?
 
2013-04-10 12:53:27 PM
Umm, they keep describing them as "anti-government", yet they fled to Cuba, one of the most totalitarian countries on the planet?

Methinks maybe they didn't think their cunning plan all the way through.
 
2013-04-10 12:54:31 PM
For those unaware of the appearance of Janet Reno, here is an impression of what she might look like, courtesy of SNL:

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2013-04-10 12:55:40 PM
Wait, she hid the kid WHERE??
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-04-10 12:56:40 PM

mbillips: For Cthulhu's sake, whatever you do, do NOT GIS "Reverse Janet Reno." Trust me on this.


www.wonkettebazaar.com
Why not??
 
2013-04-10 12:57:37 PM
download-south-park-episodes.edogo.com

"Ynnub Retsae eht m'I, slrig olleh!"
 
2013-04-10 12:57:45 PM

garandman1a: Umm, they keep describing them as "anti-government", yet they fled to Cuba, one of the most totalitarian countries on the planet?

Methinks maybe they didn't think their cunning plan all the way through.


There is no official extradition treaty between US and Cuba. So technically it wasn't a terrible idea.
 
2013-04-10 12:58:21 PM

garandman1a: Umm, they keep describing them as "anti-government", yet they fled to Cuba, one of the most totalitarian countries on the planet?

Methinks maybe they didn't think their cunning plan all the way through.



Meh, those people are so anti-Obama that they'd much rather live in Best Korea than accept Obama as President.
 
2013-04-10 12:59:13 PM
I was once at a party in my carefree youth.   Met a couple who wanted me to go home with them, and I was half-drunk and curious, so I left the party with them.   They had quite the boudoir with silk sheets, harnesses, toys, etc.   They also had a GOP Kama Sutra book.  We smoked illegal substances and tried most of the positions in the book, including the Reverse Janet Reno.   The evening came to a grisly end and a trip to the Emergency room.

Do not attempt the Reverse Janet Reno.
 
2013-04-10 01:00:43 PM

DubtodaIll: mbillips: For Cthulhu's sake, whatever you do, do NOT GIS "Reverse Janet Reno." Trust me on this.

[www.wonkettebazaar.com image 363x613]
Why not??


Because the search will return a lot of pictures of Janet Reno.
 
2013-04-10 01:00:47 PM
Yes, and Janet Reno pulled a good reverse female
 
2013-04-10 01:01:20 PM
They decided to not set a bunch of kids on fire?
 
2013-04-10 01:01:22 PM
I shot a man named Reno.
 
2013-04-10 01:03:45 PM
Resuscitated a man just to watch him live?

/ Wrong meme?
 
2013-04-10 01:05:37 PM
man... they are dead sexy
 
2013-04-10 01:06:41 PM

Devolving_Spud: I was once at a party in my carefree youth.   Met a couple who wanted me to go home with them, and I was half-drunk and curious, so I left the party with them.   They had quite the boudoir with silk sheets, harnesses, toys, etc.   They also had a GOP Kama Sutra book.  We smoked illegal substances and tried most of the positions in the book, including the Reverse Janet Reno.   The evening came to a grisly end and a trip to the Emergency room.

Do not attempt the Reverse Janet Reno.

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Pics or this csb is bullshiat.
 
2013-04-10 01:06:47 PM
Sliding Carp: "Built a compound on a bed of ashes, and stocked it with religious nut-jobs?"

Win.
 
2013-04-10 01:09:21 PM

garandman1a: Umm, they keep describing them as "anti-government", yet they fled to Cuba, one of the most totalitarian countries on the planet?

Methinks maybe they didn't think their cunning plan all the way through.


Being "in the top 100, maybe" typically doest qualify you as one of the most _________ counties on the planet.
 
2013-04-10 01:09:27 PM

destrip: garandman1a: Umm, they keep describing them as "anti-government", yet they fled to Cuba, one of the most totalitarian countries on the planet?

Methinks maybe they didn't think their cunning plan all the way through.


Meh, those people are so anti-Obama that they'd much rather live in Best Korea than accept Obama as President.


I'm pretty much one of the anti-Obama people myself, and while I see little difference between the way Obama WANTS to run the country (he has more than once wished he could run things like China which, while not Cuba is close enough) and the way the Castro brothers DO run the country, I do know that the Amercian system does have checks and balances to prevent the US from going full-on totalitarian.

Therefore, I maintain the plan wasn't well thought out. There are tons of places to hide out in this country where the reach of the feds is minimal & being caught is pretty negligible. And they would seem to like those types of places.
 
2013-04-10 01:10:18 PM
I like the name of the boat. The painted paw mark makes it "the Salty Dog."
 
2013-04-10 01:12:09 PM
The kids were taken away due to drug charges. This all really hinges on how I feel about it based on what kind of drugs.
 
2013-04-10 01:12:49 PM
Ha ha, they probably were banking on Cuba not handing them right back to the US. And so quickly.
 
2013-04-10 01:12:52 PM

Devolving_Spud: I was once at a party in my carefree youth.   Met a couple who wanted me to go home with them, and I was half-drunk and curious, so I left the party with them.   They had quite the boudoir with silk sheets, harnesses, toys, etc.   They also had a GOP Kama Sutra book.  We smoked illegal substances and tried most of the positions in the book, including the Reverse Janet Reno.   The evening came to a grisly end and a trip to the Emergency room.

Do not attempt the Reverse Janet Reno.


GOP Kama Sutra: World's shortest book.
 
2013-04-10 01:13:03 PM

garandman1a: Methinks maybe they didn't think their cunning plan all the way through.


The plan seemed shaky from the beginning
 
2013-04-10 01:13:27 PM
Good for Cuba in returning them.

Had Reno not returned the Gonzalez kid, they may not have.
 
2013-04-10 01:14:40 PM

factoryconnection: Wow.  I did not see this story ending anything but with "grisly murder-suicide."


How did you come to that conclusion? Who were they going to murder? They wanted their kids back.
 
2013-04-10 01:21:52 PM
IT'S RENO TIME!

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2013-04-10 01:23:10 PM
garandman1a:  destrip: garandman1a: Umm, they keep describing them as "anti-government", yet they fled to Cuba, one of the most totalitarian countries on the planet?
Methinks maybe they didn't think their cunning plan all the way through.

Meh, those people are so anti-Obama that they'd much rather live in Best Korea than accept Obama as President.
I'm pretty much one of the anti-Obama people myself, and while I see little difference between the way Obama WANTS to run the country (he has more than once wished he could run things like China which, while not Cuba is close enough) and the way the Castro brothers DO run the country, I do know that the Amercian system does have checks and balances to prevent the US from going full-on totalitarian.
Therefore, I maintain the plan wasn't well thought out. There are tons of places to hide out in this country where the reach of the feds is minimal & being caught is pretty negligible. And they would seem to like those types of places.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-10 01:23:18 PM

jigger: factoryconnection: Wow.  I did not see this story ending anything but with "grisly murder-suicide."

How did you come to that conclusion? Who were they going to murder? They wanted their kids back.


The kids, one of those, "If we can't have them nobody can. We'll all be together in the after life forever." deals.
 
2013-04-10 01:23:53 PM

garandman1a: Umm, they keep describing them as "anti-government", yet they fled to Cuba, one of the most totalitarian countries on the planet?

Methinks maybe they didn't think their cunning plan all the way through.


I think it more likely their little boat was just blown to Cuba

garandman1a: Obama WANTS to run the country


Yes his secret wants and desires that you are well aware of even though almost all of his policy decisions and positions are lockstep with such communists as Nixon.
 
2013-04-10 01:28:39 PM

garandman1a: destrip: garandman1a: Umm, they keep describing them as "anti-government", yet they fled to Cuba, one of the most totalitarian countries on the planet?

Methinks maybe they didn't think their cunning plan all the way through.


Meh, those people are so anti-Obama that they'd much rather live in Best Korea than accept Obama as President.

I'm pretty much one of the anti-Obama people myself, and while I see little difference between the way Obama WANTS to run the country (he has more than once wished he could run things like China which, while not Cuba is close enough) and the way the Castro brothers DO run the country, I do know that the Amercian system does have checks and balances to prevent the US from going full-on totalitarian.

Therefore, I maintain the plan wasn't well thought out. There are tons of places to hide out in this country where the reach of the feds is minimal & being caught is pretty negligible. And they would seem to like those types of places.


DERP!
 
2013-04-10 01:33:31 PM
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Searching for Cuban cigars?
 
2013-04-10 01:34:50 PM
Lovely couple. I don't know why Cuba wouldn't want them to stick around.
 
2013-04-10 01:34:59 PM
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Did they let Raul see the trillion dollar bill with his hands too?
 
2013-04-10 01:36:10 PM
Why not just have more kids? Now they ave to go to jail.
 
2013-04-10 01:39:03 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

is that a thumb in her butt?
 
2013-04-10 01:39:53 PM

brimed03: I like the name of the boat. The painted paw mark makes it "the Salty Dog."


From the caption under that picture:  "The Salty boat is moored at the Marina"

Now that Is a class-A euphemism.
 
2013-04-10 01:41:22 PM

Korzine: jigger: factoryconnection: Wow.  I did not see this story ending anything but with "grisly murder-suicide."

How did you come to that conclusion? Who were they going to murder? They wanted their kids back.

The kids, one of those, "If we can't have them nobody can. We'll all be together in the after life forever." deals.

Tomji: The kids were taken away due to drug charges. This all really hinges on how I feel about it based on what kind of drugs.



Yeah, A lot of information is missing about why his kids were removed and his chances of getting them back by "behaving". If someone removed my kids from me because I had pot at a protest, I'd probably take them back by force and run as well. Not saying that's what happened. I'd like more info.

/Don't have kids.
 
2013-04-10 01:41:28 PM

BigLuca: Wait, she hid the kid WHERE??
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Apparently she just put them back where she got them.
 
2013-04-10 01:42:20 PM

Korzine: jigger: factoryconnection: Wow.  I did not see this story ending anything but with "grisly murder-suicide."

How did you come to that conclusion? Who were they going to murder? They wanted their kids back.

The kids, one of those, "If we can't have them nobody can. We'll all be together in the after life forever." deals.


Thank you; I thought it was obvious from the "murder-suicide" description I used that they'd kill their kids then themselves.
 
2013-04-10 01:45:43 PM
Cuba has never liked our rejects.
 
2013-04-10 01:46:23 PM

FC Exile: Yeah, A lot of information is missing about why his kids were removed and his chances of getting them back by "behaving". If someone removed my kids from me because I had pot at a protest, I'd probably take them back by force and run as well. Not saying that's what happened. I'd like more info.


Well, he didn't just have pot at a protest, he was smoking it in a hotel room with the kids. I think even pot heads would agree that crosses a line.  The kids were released to the grandparents custody and instead of jumping through the hoops to get them back, they tied up the grandmother and kidnapped her at gun point a after having gone missing for a year.
 
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