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(With Leather)   Papa John went full frat guy while cheering on Louisville during the NCAA championship. Yes, there is photographic evidence   (withleather.uproxx.com) divider line 90
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2013-04-10 11:32:17 AM
while
 
2013-04-10 11:32:47 AM
He looks tanked.

I drank with Papa John once about 6 years ago. Him, his COO at the time, and Jerry Jones were at the Ritz Carlton bar in Dallas. They were doing that Papa Johns tour and were REALLY behind (like they were supposed to be leaving Texas the next day, but Dallas was the first stop). Papa is a lightweight. He drinks a certain type of whiskey (can't remember for the life of me), and gets sloshed after just two drinks. His COO said he can't drink worth a shiat and constantly made fun of him for it. They probably bought us like 6 rounds. He even got mad at the bartender for forgetting one of my buddy's beers.

The COO gave us each a card for a free pizza with his and papa's signature on it. I've still got it somewhere.
 
2013-04-10 11:41:16 AM
If you heard this guy say more than three words before you figured out he was a douchebag you need a full time chaperone.
 
2013-04-10 11:50:41 AM
Drunk folks saying stupid shiat?

Well, it is Papa John...
 
2013-04-10 11:50:53 AM
So a douche acts like a douche

Youdon'tsay.jpg
 
2013-04-10 12:17:22 PM
You never go full frat guy!
 
2013-04-10 12:21:58 PM
He raped someone?
 
2013-04-10 12:33:39 PM
So he stuck his dick in some guy's mouth as a prank, which is totally not gay.
 
2013-04-10 12:37:18 PM

scottydoesntknow: I drank with Papa John...and Jerry Jones


I don't see how both their egos could fit in the same room.
 
2013-04-10 12:38:50 PM
So the entire story here is that he looked kind of drunk in a picture.
 
2013-04-10 12:42:21 PM

Peter von Nostrand: So a douche acts like a douche

Youdon'tsay.jpg


this
 
2013-04-10 12:45:12 PM

Krieghund: scottydoesntknow: I drank with Papa John...and Jerry Jones

I don't see how both their egos could fit in the same room.


It was when Papa was partnering up with the Cowboys. It was more of one giant hybrid ego than two competing ones.
 
2013-04-10 12:52:45 PM
His pizza was OK for its market segment, the garlic dipping sauce was a nice touch, but I won't buy it anymore now that I know what a complete douche he is.

/The rest are probably douches too, but at least they didn't make public statements about it.
 
2013-04-10 01:04:10 PM
I'm not surprised...he always seemed like a douchey fratboy.
 
2013-04-10 01:06:58 PM

usernameguy: So the entire story here is that he looked kind of drunk in a picture.


Yeah, I think alumnus or just "really big fans" of a university are allowed to drink themselves a bit goofy in the aftermath of a national championship. Did he grope a girl? Start a fight? No? Then, well, carry on.
 
2013-04-10 01:08:44 PM
and don't forget, he is a hell of an actor.
 
2013-04-10 01:12:19 PM
RsTFA

No buttchugging.  Fark, I am dissapoint...
 
2013-04-10 01:13:30 PM

show me: His pizza was OK for its market segment,


This is Fark.  Any food marketed to the masses is totally disgusting and I totes will vomit if I even smell it.  I don't get how you people in Middle America eat that disgusting crap.  The only good pizza is the one made by an obscure place you've never heard of that charges an obscene amount of money.
 
2013-04-10 01:13:46 PM
Can't afford to give your employees healthcare, but shows up at many big time sporting events.
 
2013-04-10 01:13:47 PM
He looks like he's about to puke, which is how I typically feel after eating Papa John's.
 
2013-04-10 01:14:58 PM

Aarontology: He raped someone?


No. He went panty raiding then competed against the jocks in a boat/raft race.
 
2013-04-10 01:21:02 PM
Given his value, and how drunk he was, maybe he hit up the "Twitter model" Peyton Siva was trying to bang.
 
2013-04-10 01:21:05 PM

Hang On Voltaire: show me: His pizza was OK for its market segment,

This is Fark.  Any food marketed to the masses is totally disgusting and I totes will vomit if I even smell it.  I don't get how you people in Middle America eat that disgusting crap.  The only good pizza is the one made by an obscure place you've never heard of that charges an obscene amount of money.


This is where I bemoan the disappearance some twenty years ago of the pizza I worshiped as a kid.  Every pizza since is a futile search for it.
 
2013-04-10 01:24:01 PM

FriarReb98: This is where I bemoan the disappearance some twenty years ago of the pizza I worshiped as a kid. Every pizza since is a futile search for it.


What? The last time I checked, Totino's Party Pizza was still on the market!
 
2013-04-10 01:25:23 PM

Two Hearted: Totino's Party Pizza was still on the market!


With just a little extra cheese added, that sh*t is delicious.

/cook it directly on the rack
//pissing off the wife....
 
2013-04-10 01:42:06 PM

Hang On Voltaire: show me: His pizza was OK for its market segment,

This is Fark.  Any food marketed to the masses is totally disgusting and I totes will vomit if I even smell it.  I don't get how you people in Middle America eat that disgusting crap.  The only good pizza is the one made by an obscure place you've never heard of that charges an obscene amount of money.



I read the bold in his voice:
collider.com
 
2013-04-10 01:49:54 PM

show me: His pizza was OK for its market segment, the garlic dipping sauce was a nice touch, but I won't buy it anymore now that I know what a complete douche he is.

/The rest are probably douches too, but at least they didn't make public statements about it.


I agree. If a CEO wants to spout their political leanings to the public, they had better be prepared to face the consequences in loss of sales or in an unlikely cases an uptick of sales.

You're going to piss off someone, so you'd be better to just keep your mouth shut.
 
2013-04-10 01:56:05 PM
Peyton Manning talked him into it.
 
2013-04-10 02:02:15 PM
So a papa murphy's opened up by me, & it seems weird, go and pick up a pre-made pizza and cook it myself.

:/
 
2013-04-10 02:05:38 PM

Hang On Voltaire: show me: His pizza was OK for its market segment,

This is Fark.  Any food marketed to the masses is totally disgusting and I totes will vomit if I even smell it.  I don't get how you people in Middle America eat that disgusting crap. The only good pizza is the one made by an obscure place you've never heard of that charges an obscene amount of money.


Of course in this case you are spot on.
 
2013-04-10 02:13:31 PM
They served alcohol at the Final Four? I thought that was still verboten.
 
2013-04-10 02:18:34 PM

Sergeant Angle: I agree. If a CEO wants to spout their political leanings to the public, they had better be prepared to face the consequences in loss of sales or in an unlikely cases an uptick of sales.

You're going to piss off someone, so you'd be better to just keep your mouth shut.


LOL the amount of dumbfarks who seem to think that's an actual quote are hilarious.
 
2013-04-10 02:23:29 PM
So having some drinks and going to your team's game while wearing a shirt bearing their logo is going "full frat guy"?

Sergeant Angle: show me: His pizza was OK for its market segment, the garlic dipping sauce was a nice touch, but I won't buy it anymore now that I know what a complete douche he is.

/The rest are probably douches too, but at least they didn't make public statements about it.

I agree. If a CEO wants to spout their political leanings to the public, they had better be prepared to face the consequences in loss of sales or in an unlikely cases an uptick of sales.

You're going to piss off someone, so you'd be better to just keep your mouth shut.


Also, what's this about?  Is there some other article about Papa John running his mouth?  There wasn't a single quote attributed to the guy in that article.
 
2013-04-10 02:26:53 PM

Mateorocks: They served alcohol at the Final Four? I thought that was still verboten.


They do if you're Papa John
 
2013-04-10 02:42:29 PM

Hang On Voltaire: show me: His pizza was OK for its market segment,

This is Fark.  Any food marketed to the masses is totally disgusting and I totes will vomit if I even smell it.  I don't get how you people in Middle America eat that disgusting crap.  The only good pizza is the one made by an obscure place you've never heard of that charges an obscene amount of money.


Obscure places you've never heard of that charge an obscene amount of money are too mainstream.
 
2013-04-10 02:44:13 PM

bel4sucks: Sergeant Angle: I agree. If a CEO wants to spout their political leanings to the public, they had better be prepared to face the consequences in loss of sales or in an unlikely cases an uptick of sales.

You're going to piss off someone, so you'd be better to just keep your mouth shut.

LOL the amount of dumbfarks who seem to think that's an actual quote are hilarious.


What did Papa John supposedly say that everyone here is all up in arms about?

/when I'm going cheap, I stick with an Aldi take-n-bake pizza or Dominos (since their relaunch)
/garlic butter is freaking delicious though
 
2013-04-10 02:51:03 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Obscure places you've never heard of that charge an obscene amount of money are too mainstream.


Indeed. Everyone knows that the actual best place is an obscure place you've never heard of, but I'm a regular there, so they regularly hook me up with food for free.
 
2013-04-10 02:52:30 PM

Mateorocks: They served alcohol at the Final Four? I thought that was still verboten.


That was what I thought. Or do the luxury suites get special treatment?
 
2013-04-10 02:57:15 PM

mjohnson71: Mateorocks: They served alcohol at the Final Four? I thought that was still verboten.

That was what I thought. Or do the luxury suites get special treatment?


thumbs.ifood.tv
 
2013-04-10 03:01:47 PM
The only time that I've ordered Papa John's in this millennium was after this year's Superb Owl and I got a 50% off coupon.
 
2013-04-10 03:02:29 PM

mjohnson71: Mateorocks: They served alcohol at the Final Four? I thought that was still verboten.

That was what I thought. Or do the luxury suites get special treatment?


fark that noise.  I will not attend a dry sporting event.
 
2013-04-10 03:15:24 PM
 
2013-04-10 03:24:16 PM

logggur: scottydoesntknow: [story]

Comment now... featured on Deadspin?  http://deadspin.com/papa-john-is-allegedly-a-huge-lightweight-4721439 5 2


fark journalistic integrity.  If it's on Fark it's good to print.
 
2013-04-10 03:31:12 PM

scottydoesntknow: He looks tanked.

I drank with Papa John once about 6 years ago. Him, his COO at the time, and Jerry Jones were at the Ritz Carlton bar in Dallas. They were doing that Papa Johns tour and were REALLY behind (like they were supposed to be leaving Texas the next day, but Dallas was the first stop). Papa is a lightweight. He drinks a certain type of whiskey (can't remember for the life of me), and gets sloshed after just two drinks. His COO said he can't drink worth a shiat and constantly made fun of him for it. They probably bought us like 6 rounds. He even got mad at the bartender for forgetting one of my buddy's beers.

The COO gave us each a card for a free pizza with his and papa's signature on it. I've still got it somewhere.


That's actually a cool story, bro
 
2013-04-10 03:36:33 PM

FriarReb98: Hang On Voltaire: show me: His pizza was OK for its market segment,

This is Fark.  Any food marketed to the masses is totally disgusting and I totes will vomit if I even smell it.  I don't get how you people in Middle America eat that disgusting crap.  The only good pizza is the one made by an obscure place you've never heard of that charges an obscene amount of money.

This is where I bemoan the disappearance some twenty years ago of the pizza I worshiped as a kid.  Every pizza since is a futile search for it.


Priazzo? If so, we're in it together.
 
2013-04-10 03:37:12 PM
Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-04-10 03:40:53 PM

logggur: Also, what's this about?  Is there some other article about Papa John running his mouth?  There wasn't a single quote attributed to the guy in that article.


For people that haven't kept up, this will get you started. It was all over the news a few months ago. If you want to know more, you know how to google.
 
2013-04-10 03:42:25 PM

Mateorocks: They served alcohol at the Final Four? I thought that was still verboten.


Fairly certain you can get alcohol, hookers, and blow if you're in a box.
 
2013-04-10 03:43:47 PM

mjohnson71: Mateorocks: They served alcohol at the Final Four? I thought that was still verboten.

That was what I thought. Or do the luxury suites get special treatment?


As far as I know, there are no liquor sales at NCAA events, but suites are typically stocked with alcohol.
 
2013-04-10 03:48:08 PM

show me: logggur: Also, what's this about?  Is there some other article about Papa John running his mouth?  There wasn't a single quote attributed to the guy in that article.

For people that haven't kept up, this will get you started. It was all over the news a few months ago. If you want to know more, you know how to google.


Ha.  "I have to cut my employees' hours, but I'm still gonna give away millions of dollars worth of free product in my promotions"
 
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