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(SeattlePI)   'Please help' and the 8 other things Earthlings want to say to extraterrestrials ... Turns out, we're a fairly self-obsessed bunch   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 16
    More: Interesting, earthlings, SETI Institute, Tim Lower, University of Alaska  
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Voting Results (Funniest)

  2013-04-10 12:11:49 PM
3 votes:
Welcome to Earf
  2013-04-10 11:18:40 AM
3 votes:
"we taste bad!"
  2013-04-10 01:00:04 PM
2 votes:
Where's your sex hole?
  2013-04-10 03:51:58 PM
1 votes:
Caffandtranqs: The "We are afraid of our propensity for violence" should have been accompanied with "Please save us from ourselves."

We have a Small Talent for War
  2013-04-10 01:28:41 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
  2013-04-10 12:52:13 PM
1 votes:
Oh what the hell. One more:

So what did you guys do to Jesus when he came a-calling?
  2013-04-10 12:51:43 PM
1 votes:
"Enslave Canada or Holland first."
  2013-04-10 12:49:35 PM
1 votes:
You are in violation of the Prime Directive. You are visiting a pre-warp planet and have infected us with an unnatural thirst for technology. Or something. You are hereby ordered to turn over your ship, you weapons and your hotter females to me. I didn't write the Prime Directive even though it's known as the Harry Freakstorm Prime Directive, I just try and follow the parts of it that benefit me. So, show me how your toilet flushes, where the shifter for the warp drive is and un-ass that spaceship,
  2013-04-10 12:49:00 PM
1 votes:
The people in the following cities will try to kill you so use your death ray and destroy New York, Washington DC, Detroit, Seattle, New Orleans, Chicago and Los Angeles.  I'll add to this list later.
  2013-04-10 12:45:06 PM
1 votes:
Welcome to the Stuckeys of the universe. Those specials that you saw on the billboard out past Mars? Yeah. We're out of them. Yeah. We don't got none of them 99 cent pecan logs but we gots lots of the $2.99 ones.
  2013-04-10 12:42:32 PM
1 votes:
The people on Alpha Centauri said you guys were pussies. If you ever came around them, they'd beat you like a red headed stepchild.
  2013-04-10 12:38:16 PM
1 votes:
Run and hide, because the monsters are coming - the human race.
  2013-04-10 12:25:20 PM
1 votes:
Get me off this miserable rock.
  2013-04-10 12:12:08 PM
1 votes:
All Natural #erbal V!@gra!!! Please her in bed Genuine all natural pharma Ceutical the Secret big Pharmacies dont want u 2 Know!  OrDer Now!
  2013-04-10 12:06:16 PM
1 votes:
"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
  2013-04-10 12:04:44 PM
1 votes:
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth
 
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