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		"The report does not indicate what reason the man gave for sprinting around his neighborhood in the nude" (indystar.com)		10
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Cybernetic		2013-04-10 11:45:32 AM

You need a reason?

give me doughnuts		2013-04-10 11:48:51 AM

Air flow. It's kinda refreshing.

DirkTheDaring		2013-04-10 11:49:04 AM

Cybernetic: You need a reason?

Yeah, what gives?

dryknife		2013-04-10 11:49:33 AM

The report does not indicate what reason the man gave for sprinting around his neighborhood in the nude. He had been drinking, police said.

Bingo.

captjc		2013-04-10 11:56:32 AM

Ray Stevens made him do it. It's all that damn music which gives em the brain damage.

DirkTheDaring		2013-04-10 11:56:50 AM

I haven't read the article, but I'm guessing it's the 'sprinting' part that's confusing. Everybody knows that walkin' around while hangin' dong is supposed to be a leisurely activity.

geedub		2013-04-10 12:48:28 PM

"I'm at WKRP in Cincinnati...."

fzumrk		2013-04-10 01:50:28 PM

DirkTheDaring: I haven't read the article, but I'm guessing it's the 'sprinting' part that's confusing. Everybody knows that walkin' around while hangin' dong is supposed to be a leisurely activity.

Seriously. Sprinting with no support is going to result in some bruised kiwis.

DirkTheDaring		2013-04-10 02:00:40 PM

fzumrk: DirkTheDaring: I haven't read the article, but I'm guessing it's the 'sprinting' part that's confusing. Everybody knows that walkin' around while hangin' dong is supposed to be a leisurely activity.

Seriously. Sprinting with no support is going to result in some bruised kiwis.

Ever see that video of the nude skydiver? Dude probably couldn't walk right for a week.

uncleacid		2013-04-10 02:15:07 PM

RWI - Running while intoxicated.

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