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MaxxLarge [TotalFark]
  2013-04-10 10:40:29 AM
www.lex18.com

That doesn't look like a Heineken truck.
 
Winterlight [TotalFark]
  2013-04-10 11:11:50 AM
MaxxLarge: That doesn't look like a Heineken truck.

I'm not sure that even qualifies as a beer truck.
 
doglover [TotalFark]
  2013-04-10 11:38:24 AM
Winterlight: MaxxLarge: That doesn't look like a Heineken truck.

I'm not sure that even qualifies as a beer truck.

I'm almost certain it doesn't.
 
show me [TotalFark]
  2013-04-10 11:41:57 AM
doglover: Winterlight: MaxxLarge: That doesn't look like a Heineken truck.

I'm not sure that even qualifies as a beer truck.

I'm almost certain it doesn't.

Yes, I think it does. I'm sure it has some non-light products aboard also.
 
DON.MAC [TotalFark]
  2013-04-10 11:49:25 AM
After a Dallas Fark party, he had to be someplace at some stupid time like 5 am.  He left early.  I closed the bar and then went to a different one. Life happens.
 
Snarfangel
  2013-04-10 12:33:47 PM
show me: doglover: Winterlight: MaxxLarge: That doesn't look like a Heineken truck.

I'm not sure that even qualifies as a beer truck.

I'm almost certain it doesn't.

Yes, I think it does. I'm sure it has some non-light products aboard also.

Stop making fun of Bud Light. It's almost completely inoffensive.
 
uncleacid
  2013-04-10 12:35:48 PM
Bud Light, it won't be missed.
 
Jim from Saint Paul
  2013-04-10 12:35:55 PM
Wait.

img1.fark.net

Since when does Luthor own NBC?!
 
IRQ12
  2013-04-10 12:41:23 PM
Bud Light is the best beer on the market.
 
CapeFearCadaver
  2013-04-10 12:41:37 PM
Snarfangel: show me: doglover: Winterlight: MaxxLarge: That doesn't look like a Heineken truck.

I'm not sure that even qualifies as a beer truck.

I'm almost certain it doesn't.

Yes, I think it does. I'm sure it has some non-light products aboard also.

Stop making fun of Bud Light. It's almost completely inoffensive.

You mean offensive? Or do you mean watered down cow pee pee?
 
show me [TotalFark]
  2013-04-10 12:42:04 PM
Snarfangel: show me: doglover: Winterlight: MaxxLarge: That doesn't look like a Heineken truck.

I'm not sure that even qualifies as a beer truck.

I'm almost certain it doesn't.

Yes, I think it does. I'm sure it has some non-light products aboard also.

Stop making fun of Bud Light. It's almost completely inoffensive.

I'm not one to make fun of Bud Light. I have many friends who are otherwise good people who drink it. I prefer at minimum a slightly more full bodies beer such as Bud if I'm going to be watching 6 hours of football. If I'm not drinking a lot and want a couple for the taste, I'll go for something heavier, up to and including Belgian, Guiness, or a heavy Scotch Ale. And all things in between.
 
imtheonlylp
  2013-04-10 12:42:43 PM
"hey yall watch 'is" ?
 
Snarfangel
  2013-04-10 12:45:53 PM
MaxxLarge: [www.lex18.com image 292x210]

That doesn't look like a Heineken truck.

It looks like a donut wagon. Plus, there is a Bud Lite truck in the background.
 
The One True TheDavid
  2013-04-10 12:53:17 PM
FTA: "The man jumped into the cab..."

  Wrong end, fool.
 
reillan
  2013-04-10 12:58:29 PM
show me: Snarfangel: show me: doglover: Winterlight: MaxxLarge: That doesn't look like a Heineken truck.

I'm not sure that even qualifies as a beer truck.

I'm almost certain it doesn't.

Yes, I think it does. I'm sure it has some non-light products aboard also.

Stop making fun of Bud Light. It's almost completely inoffensive.

I'm not one to make fun of Bud Light. I have many friends who are otherwise good people who drink it. I prefer at minimum a slightly more full bodies beer such as Bud if I'm going to be watching 6 hours of football. If I'm not drinking a lot and want a couple for the taste, I'll go for something heavier, up to and including Belgian, Guiness, or a heavy Scotch Ale. And all things in between.

I drink bud light.  Because I have only recently started tolerating the taste of even that and have a long way to go before I can drink real beer.
 
Coming on a Bicycle
  2013-04-10 12:58:35 PM
I don't know. Was he wearing white and red stripy pants?
 
Skyday [TotalFark]
  2013-04-10 01:02:01 PM
That was definitely NOT Drew.  Drew has impeccable taste.  I know this because I kissed him on the cheek ^.^
 
The Irresponsible Captain
  2013-04-10 01:02:59 PM
I hear he'll get off light. They're going to water down the charges. He won't have to spend much time in the can. His friends are sticking their longnecks out for him in the hops it will help.
 
show me [TotalFark]
  2013-04-10 01:10:44 PM
reillan: I drink bud light.  Because I have only recently started tolerating the taste of even that and have a long way to go before I can drink real beer.

Well, in that case, it's probably a good choice. Mind you, I won't turn one down if that's what's available, it's decent enough.
 
justanotherfarkinfarker
  2013-04-10 01:13:45 PM
It's a beer dist. truck, wouldn't it have a bunch of other brands in it? If someone offered me a bud keg that fell off a truck for $50 I'd take it. Empty keg alone is worth it.
 
Rixel
  2013-04-10 01:30:29 PM
justanotherfarkinfarker: It's a beer dist. truck, wouldn't it have a bunch of other brands in it? If someone offered me a bud keg that fell off a truck for $50 I'd take it. Empty keg alone is worth it.

So, full keg of BL, $40.00?
 
Sergeant Angle
  2013-04-10 01:32:04 PM
justanotherfarkinfarker: It's a beer dist. truck, wouldn't it have a bunch of other brands in it? If someone offered me a bud keg that fell off a truck for $50 I'd take it. Empty keg alone is worth it.

Rarely do kegs dropped off a truck ever survive in tact and useable for the next fill-up.
 
Lundah
  2013-04-10 01:46:24 PM
IRQ12: Bud Light is the best beer on the market.

Nice try, Pitbull.
 
rkiller1
  2013-04-10 01:49:49 PM
Sergeant Angle: Rarely do kegs dropped off a truck ever survive in tact and useable for the next fill-up.

You apparently have some experience in this matter, because the same think happens to me when I dent my "keg."
 
Rhames
  2013-04-10 01:54:19 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: Wait.

[img1.fark.net image 77x27]

Since when does Luthor own NBC?!

He had a spare million laying around.

www.thetvaddict.com
 
NeuralSpike
  2013-04-10 01:56:20 PM

show me: Snarfangel: show me: doglover: Winterlight: MaxxLarge: That doesn't look like a Heineken truck.

I'm not sure that even qualifies as a beer truck.

I'm almost certain it doesn't.

Yes, I think it does. I'm sure it has some non-light products aboard also.

Stop making fun of Bud Light. It's almost completely inoffensive.

I'm not one to make fun of Bud Light. I have many friends who are otherwise good people who drink it. I prefer at minimum a slightly more full bodies beer such as Bud if I'm going to be watching 6 hours of football. If I'm not drinking a lot and want a couple for the taste, I'll go for something heavier, up to and including Belgian, Guiness, or a heavy Scotch Ale. And all things in between.


Always was confused why people thought Guiness was heavy, is it because it's dark?
 
bluorangefyre [TotalFark]
  2013-04-10 01:57:53 PM
I'm sure Drew has learned not to drink Anheuser-Busch products.  But if it was him, I'd imagine he'd have driven the truck into the nearest body of water shallow enough for him to escape but deep enough to destroy the contents of the truck, thus saving humanity for all of five seconds.
 
jfivealive
  2013-04-10 02:00:10 PM
A real man just drinks the beer and doesn't pay attention to the label.
 
HaywoodJablonski
  2013-04-10 02:00:54 PM
IRQ12: Bud Light is the best beer on the market.

They wouldn't sell so much if it sucked, now would it?
 
justanotherfarkinfarker
  2013-04-10 02:01:14 PM
Sergeant Angle: Rarely do kegs dropped off a truck ever survive in tact and useable for the next fill-up.

It's an expression for stolen off a truck.
 
ComicBookGuy
  2013-04-10 02:01:23 PM
Lemme guess without looking at the thread or story: something about beer? How original and funny.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
  2013-04-10 02:29:25 PM
Skyday: That was definitely NOT Drew.  Drew has impeccable taste.  I know this because I kissed him on the cheek ^.^

Ass crack =/= cheek.
 
Jim from Saint Paul
  2013-04-10 02:35:53 PM
Gyrfalcon: Skyday: That was definitely NOT Drew.  Drew has impeccable taste.  I know this because I kissed him on the cheek ^.^

Ass crack =/= cheek.

*clicks on SkyDay's profile for first ime*

Oh my.

*dons outfit of white*

HEY YOU. LEAVE MY FUTURE INTERNET GIRLFRIEND ALONE.
 
PowerSlacker
  2013-04-10 02:40:52 PM
Why did subby spell "Henry Earl" as "Drew"?
 
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