FARK.com: (7692300) Have a 10-month-old puppy you don't want and don't know what to do with it? Tie it to some train tracks in the desert, of course. (Spoiler: puppy now up for adoption.)

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		Have a 10-month-old puppy you don't want and don't know what to do with it? Tie it to some train tracks in the desert, of course. (Spoiler: puppy now up for adoption.) (hosted.ap.org)		31
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doglover		2013-04-10 10:43:16 AM

Find the person who did that and return the favor.

Sock Ruh Tease		2013-04-10 10:43:47 AM

Babwa Wawa		2013-04-10 10:54:34 AM

FTA: Pina untied Banjo and detained the man, who said his family didn't want the dog and didn't know what to do.

Dude seriously lacks creative thinking skills.

skozlaw		2013-04-10 11:18:28 AM

doglover: Find the person who did that and return the favor.

They did.... he's senile. C'mon man... TFA is 6 sentences long.

Summoner101		2013-04-10 11:20:12 AM

At least take it to your nearest shelter. The worst thing that will happen will it will at least die a mostly painless death instead of becoming a horrific, bloody mess

Awesome T-Shirt		2013-04-10 11:20:47 AM

Only time I'm happy to see a spoiler.

CapeFearCadaver		2013-04-10 11:21:04 AM

If any headline around here needed a spoiler, this is certainly up there on the list.

Bareefer Obonghit		2013-04-10 11:21:06 AM

Pretty sure this dog & mine were separated at birth

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....Or maybe I should go home and check that he's still there.

safetycap		2013-04-10 11:25:12 AM

How are people who are so irresponsible and incompetent that they can't take proper care of animals able to make it through the day without losing to Darwin right out of the gate?

jaytkay		2013-04-10 11:26:49 AM

arbitterm		2013-04-10 11:31:19 AM

Kudos to the train operator. Stopping a long train is no easy thing, and engineers can get in trouble for being late.

xanadian		2013-04-10 11:32:32 AM

FTFA: Pina says he couldn't pursue charges against the unidentified man because he appeared confused and didn't understand what he'd done.

Awesome. I can't wait 'til I'm 78 or so. I can go on a murder spree, then claim senility.

:/

NutWrench		2013-04-10 11:36:55 AM

xanadian: FTFA: Pina says he couldn't pursue charges against the unidentified man because he appeared confused and didn't understand what he'd done.

Awesome. I can't wait 'til I'm 78 or so. I can go on a murder spree, then claim senility.

:/

This. If you're "confused" about whether or not it's ok to tie up a puppy on the railroad tracks, then it's time to take away your drivers license, your guns and anything else you can use to hurt others with.

tuna fingers		2013-04-10 11:38:32 AM

Bareefer Obonghit: Pretty sure this dog & mine were separated at birth

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....Or maybe I should go home and check that he's still there.

Clearly some identifiable Schnauzer in those dogs. Not just some borish "terrier".

Albert911emt		2013-04-10 11:40:31 AM

Poor lil buddy, I'd adopt him.

strangeluck		2013-04-10 11:41:02 AM

jaytkay:

Came for this comparison, leaving satisfied.

Bareefer Obonghit		2013-04-10 11:43:05 AM

tuna fingers: Bareefer Obonghit: Pretty sure this dog & mine were separated at birth

[s21.postimg.org image 270x480]

....Or maybe I should go home and check that he's still there.

Clearly some identifiable Schnauzer in those dogs. Not just some borish "terrier".

Yeah, it's a Schnoodle.

And yes, I'm embarrassed enough by that word that when people ask I just say Miniature Schnauzer and most don't realize the difference.

Teaser		2013-04-10 11:54:11 AM

Puppy was a witness.

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sandi_fish		2013-04-10 11:54:12 AM

What an ass. Glad the puppy is fine.

Cold_Sassy		2013-04-10 12:03:05 PM

xanadian: FTFA: Pina says he couldn't pursue charges against the unidentified man because he appeared confused and didn't understand what he'd done.

Awesome. I can't wait 'til I'm 78 or so. I can go on a murder spree, then claim senility.

:/

I saw a post from a guy down in the comments section that said: "Tie the old guy to the train tracks and see how quickly he becomes lucid and understands what's about to happen."

I think that'd be perfect.

Fano		2013-04-10 12:08:24 PM

The Perils of Puli?

limeyfellow		2013-04-10 12:36:39 PM

Simple solution. Tie the guy to the train track and see if he can recognize what he did was wrong then.

lilbordr		2013-04-10 12:45:14 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded		2013-04-10 12:57:39 PM

Saturday morning is probably my favorite morning. Wake up early, smoke a bowl, eat a healthy breakfast, then drive for a few miles through scenic, central texas hill country, with my dog in the front seat, the windows down and the music turned up, to a secluded disc golf course that winds for several miles over many elevation changes, creeks and wooden bridges. So quiet and still most mornings its almost eerie, something that could easily be prehistoric. This past Saturday their was a kitten on the side of road that the buzzards picked out of a plastic bag. Been in a kinda funk since then.

funzyr		2013-04-10 01:12:41 PM

Tie my little doggie to the railroad track
Choo choo train's comin' gonna break his back
Used to call him spot but now we call him splat...

MythDragon		2013-04-10 01:29:49 PM

Apply to the knees.
What an assholish thing to do.

Amberwind		2013-04-10 02:39:14 PM

Mecca's not that far away from where I live, maybe a 35 minute drive. I'm thinking maybe my girl Starbuck needs a buddy...

mizchief		2013-04-10 02:41:46 PM

I guess it's better than tieing it to the bumper

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poot42		2013-04-10 03:46:35 PM

Amberwind: Mecca's not that far away from where I live, maybe a 35 minute drive. I'm thinking maybe my girl Starbuck needs a buddy...

Send me the bill for the kibble.

/have rescued a few in my days ...

MeanJean		2013-04-10 04:23:23 PM

That dog looks almost exactly like my old dog Charlie.

Amberwind

Mecca's not that far away from where I live, maybe a 35 minute drive. I'm thinking maybe my girl Starbuck needs a buddy...

You totally should. I'd love to see him in dog threads.

John Buck 41		2013-04-10 09:59:05 PM

xanadian: FTFA: Pina says he couldn't pursue charges against the unidentified man because he appeared confused and didn't understand what he'd done.

Awesome. I can't wait 'til I'm 78 or so. I can go on a murder spree, then claim senility.

:/

Murder spree? Hell, I was just gonna use that excuse for a speeding ticket or expired inspection sticker/registration.

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