FARK.com: (7692272) Parents of pregnant panda: We're going to need a paternity test -- and a shotgun

		Parents of pregnant panda: We're going to need a paternity test -- and a shotgun (washingtonpost.com)		5
		More: Followup, National Zoo, paternity tests, Mei Xiang, pandas, paternity, shotguns

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GalFriday		2013-04-10 11:50:00 AM

On the next Maury -

Gao Gao, you are NOT the father!

FullMetalPanda		2013-04-10 12:00:11 PM

Since they're so rare, how would it be difficult to figure out the father?

Or is it like a Lion and Tiger farking? Did a Tiger screw a Panda to make Piger? Tanda? Is it going to be bred for magic?

Grapple		2013-04-10 12:06:49 PM

or you could just, you know... not co-mingle your panda sperm next time. jesus, is it really *that* hard to figure this out

rjakobi		2013-04-10 01:27:00 PM

That would make one saaaaaaad panda.

ahwahoo2006		2013-04-10 02:34:18 PM

That panda's a slut! BOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNG!

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