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(Washington Post)   Parents of pregnant panda: We're going to need a paternity test -- and a shotgun   ( ) divider line 7
    More: Followup, National Zoo, paternity tests, Mei Xiang, pandas, paternity, shotguns  
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2013-04-10 11:50:00 AM  
On the next Maury -

Gao Gao, you are NOT the father!
2013-04-10 12:00:11 PM  
Since they're so rare, how would it be difficult to figure out the father?

Or is it like a Lion and Tiger farking?  Did a Tiger screw a Panda to make Piger?  Tanda?  Is it going to be bred for magic?
2013-04-10 12:06:49 PM  
or you could just, you know... not co-mingle your panda sperm next time.  jesus, is it really *that* hard to figure this out
2013-04-10 01:27:00 PM  
That would make one saaaaaaad panda.
2013-04-10 02:34:18 PM  
That panda's a slut! BOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNG!
2013-04-10 03:40:49 PM  

GalFriday: On the next Maury -

Gao Gao, you are NOT the father!

Yeah! Haha, SUCKIT! I told you! I TOLD YOU!
2013-04-10 04:06:39 PM  
Panda Jerk...
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