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(NBC News)   Florida man, misses his mom, steals $75,000 worth of soup   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 31
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2013-04-10 12:29:09 PM  
I wonder if he'll get a condensed sentence.
 
2013-04-10 12:29:09 PM  
No soup for you

ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2013-04-10 12:30:12 PM  
Throw him in the can. Let him stew in there for a few days.
 
2013-04-10 12:30:35 PM  
How many is that in mansions and yachts?
 
2013-04-10 12:31:13 PM  
Soup is good food, it makes a good meal.
 
2013-04-10 12:31:20 PM  
One phở the record books!
 
2013-04-10 12:32:15 PM  
He was broth up on charges.
 
2013-04-10 12:33:54 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

Mom, am I nuts?
/or mom my nuts
 
2013-04-10 12:34:11 PM  
just like that soup...he will have to spend time *sunglasses* in the CAN!


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 
2013-04-10 12:37:09 PM  

PseUdononymous Savagery: No soup for you

[ts4.mm.bing.net image 121x150]


More like "All The Soup For You!!"
 
2013-04-10 12:42:32 PM  
Soup valued at $75k

Total value of vehicle and contents: $350k


Are tractor trailers really that expensive?
 
2013-04-10 12:43:33 PM  
Not exactly a consommé professional, is he?
 
2013-04-10 12:51:41 PM  
stevetherobot


I wonder if he'll get a condensed sentence.

Florida judicial system is pretty watered down.
 
2013-04-10 01:07:13 PM  
That judge is a cock.
 
2013-04-10 01:07:54 PM  
No soup for you....
 
2013-04-10 01:11:05 PM  

Wrath of Heaven: Soup valued at $75k

Total value of vehicle and contents: $350k


Are tractor trailers really that expensive?


Some of them are.
 
2013-04-10 01:15:56 PM  
Subby, doesn't know how to punctuate, uses too many commas.
 
2013-04-10 01:28:46 PM  
"Your thoughts dwell on your mother."

"I miss her."

"Much fear in you I sense. Fear leads to hunger, hunger leads to soup stealing."

Etc.
 
2013-04-10 01:29:19 PM  
California?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-04-10 02:31:18 PM  

Wrath of Heaven: Soup valued at $75k

Total value of vehicle and contents: $350k


Are tractor trailers really that expensive?


Let me put it this way, some qualify for jumbo loan applications. Seriously.
 
2013-04-10 02:36:36 PM  
Donovan McNabb wanted for questioning.
 
2013-04-10 02:54:18 PM  
www.nndb.com

Unavailable for comment
 
2013-04-10 02:59:43 PM  
Probably a wealthy job creator that just hasn't had his taxes cut yet...he was  HUNGRY.
 
2013-04-10 03:16:37 PM  

Wrath of Heaven: Soup valued at $75k

Total value of vehicle and contents: $350k


Are tractor trailers really that expensive?


upload.wikimedia.org

Some of these Peterbilts cost $80,000.

/and that's in 1977 dollars
 
2013-04-10 03:39:23 PM  
What was he planning to do with it? Approach people on street corners -- "Wanna buy some hot soup?" Sell it out of the back of the truck?

/grandparents knew someone who had an entire basement full of homemade lye soap, all of which was stolen when they went on vacation. Always wondered with the culprit did with it.
 
2013-04-10 03:44:08 PM  
Was is a Warhol painting?
 
2013-04-10 04:13:47 PM  
That's a whole bunch of "Soup for One".
 
2013-04-10 05:08:26 PM  
Wanted for questioning.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-10 05:18:54 PM  
Submittard, misunderstands English, uses extra comma
 
2013-04-10 06:59:17 PM  
I still miss my mother...

but my aim is getting better.
 
2013-04-10 09:08:27 PM  
www.realclearsports.com
 
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