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		Florida man, misses his mom, steals $75,000 worth of soup (usnews.nbcnews.com)		31
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stevetherobot		2013-04-10 12:29:09 PM

I wonder if he'll get a condensed sentence.

PseUdononymous Savagery		2013-04-10 12:29:09 PM

No soup for you

cgraves67		2013-04-10 12:30:12 PM

Throw him in the can. Let him stew in there for a few days.

sxacho		2013-04-10 12:30:35 PM

How many is that in mansions and yachts?

nirwana		2013-04-10 12:31:13 PM

Soup is good food, it makes a good meal.

LordOfThePings		2013-04-10 12:31:20 PM

One phở the record books!

uncleacid		2013-04-10 12:32:15 PM

He was broth up on charges.

DanZero		2013-04-10 12:33:54 PM

Mom, am I nuts?
/or mom my nuts

busy chillin'		2013-04-10 12:34:11 PM

just like that soup...he will have to spend time *sunglasses* in the CAN!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

MysticSavage		2013-04-10 12:37:09 PM

PseUdononymous Savagery: No soup for you

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More like "All The Soup For You!!"

Wrath of Heaven		2013-04-10 12:42:32 PM

Soup valued at $75k

Total value of vehicle and contents: $350k

Are tractor trailers really that expensive?

FrancoFile		2013-04-10 12:43:33 PM

Not exactly a consommé professional, is he?

Random Anonymous Blackmail		2013-04-10 12:51:41 PM

stevetherobot

I wonder if he'll get a condensed sentence.

Florida judicial system is pretty watered down.

Because People in power are Stupid		2013-04-10 01:07:13 PM

That judge is a cock.

lantawa		2013-04-10 01:07:54 PM

No soup for you....

Sin_City_Superhero		2013-04-10 01:11:05 PM

Wrath of Heaven: Soup valued at $75k

Total value of vehicle and contents: $350k

Are tractor trailers really that expensive?

Some of them are.

MadAzza		2013-04-10 01:15:56 PM

Subby, doesn't know how to punctuate, uses too many commas.

Parallax		2013-04-10 01:28:46 PM

"Your thoughts dwell on your mother."

"I miss her."

"Much fear in you I sense. Fear leads to hunger, hunger leads to soup stealing."

Etc.

jeroendehaan		2013-04-10 01:29:19 PM

California?

gja		2013-04-10 02:31:18 PM

Wrath of Heaven: Soup valued at $75k

Total value of vehicle and contents: $350k

Are tractor trailers really that expensive?

Let me put it this way, some qualify for jumbo loan applications. Seriously.

you have pee hands		2013-04-10 02:36:36 PM

Donovan McNabb wanted for questioning.

blatz514		2013-04-10 02:54:18 PM

Unavailable for comment

thenooch		2013-04-10 02:59:43 PM

Probably a wealthy job creator that just hasn't had his taxes cut yet...he was HUNGRY.

FrancoFile		2013-04-10 03:16:37 PM

Wrath of Heaven: Soup valued at $75k

Total value of vehicle and contents: $350k

Are tractor trailers really that expensive?

upload.wikimedia.org

Some of these Peterbilts cost $80,000.

/and that's in 1977 dollars

RenownedCurator		2013-04-10 03:39:23 PM

What was he planning to do with it? Approach people on street corners -- "Wanna buy some hot soup?" Sell it out of the back of the truck?

/grandparents knew someone who had an entire basement full of homemade lye soap, all of which was stolen when they went on vacation. Always wondered with the culprit did with it.

Catlenfell		2013-04-10 03:44:08 PM

Was is a Warhol painting?

billybobtoo		2013-04-10 04:13:47 PM

That's a whole bunch of "Soup for One".

PseUdononymous Savagery		2013-04-10 05:08:26 PM

Wanted for questioning.

25.media.tumblr.com

gweilo8888		2013-04-10 05:18:54 PM

Submittard, misunderstands English, uses extra comma

TreeHugger		2013-04-10 06:59:17 PM

I still miss my mother...

but my aim is getting better.

solobarik		2013-04-10 09:08:27 PM

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