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(The State)   Turns out Waffle House is even worse for you than previously thought   (thestate.com) divider line 35
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2013-04-10 11:01:10 AM
They did him a favor.
 
2013-04-10 11:56:54 AM
He was shot while walking to the oasis of culinary delight? Fool. Everybody knows you drive a Hummer there.
 
2013-04-10 11:58:02 AM
Breakfast? At 12:30 a.m.?
 
2013-04-10 12:02:36 PM
mbillips:

Breakfast? At 12:30 a.m.?

Okay, for me that's a late lunch.
 
2013-04-10 12:03:47 PM
 
2013-04-10 12:03:50 PM
Covered: with cheese
Smothered: with onions
Chunked: with ham
Topped: with chili
Shot: with handgun
Diced: with tomatoes
Peppered: with hot peppers
Stabbed: with knife
Scattered: spread on the grill
In a ring: crispy (hashbrowns)
Capped: with mushrooms
All the way: everything plus chili
Double covered: double cheese
 
2013-04-10 12:05:36 PM
Ah, yes. The  Awful House. Good times, good times.

"Covered and smothered!"

/better than fiber
 
2013-04-10 12:10:54 PM
That's one thing I miss about South Carolina...  easy access to Waffle House.

I've got to drive 8 hours (or fly 1) if I want WH now.
 
2013-04-10 12:11:17 PM

mbillips: Breakfast? At 12:30 a.m.?


Second dinner for me on drinking nights.
 
2013-04-10 12:16:22 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Ah, yes. The  Awful House. Good times, good times.

"Covered and smothered!"

/better than fiber


You mean Offal House?
 
2013-04-10 12:16:54 PM
Holeee guacamole. I used to work at that one. Great drunk shift (11pm-7am) tips. Went back to visit a few years ago and found it scarier than I remembered. Dive motels, adult bookstores and long abandoned businesses (Palmetto Hardware, salud). I'm just surprised he wasn't shot *in* the place.
 
2013-04-10 12:17:09 PM
www.dvdtimes.co.uk
You don't want to know who else you might run into there.
 
2013-04-10 12:25:45 PM
Not surprising, that ain't the best neighborhood.

The Mexican restaurant right down the road is a dump, but pretty good eating. Haven't eaten at an awful waffle but maybe once or twice since I got out of college. When I worked nights I graduated to Dennys.

MMM . . .  Moons over my hammy


/I sound fat.
 
2013-04-10 12:26:50 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Ah, yes. The  Awful House. Good times, good times.

"Covered and smothered!"

/better than fiber


Indeed!

Q: What has 6 teeth and 8 tits?

A: The night shift at Waffle House.
 
2013-04-10 12:44:02 PM
This website did me a favor by forcing me to sign-in I guess.
 
2013-04-10 01:25:12 PM
 
2013-04-10 01:53:00 PM
insert Bill Hicks Waffle Waitress reference.
 
2013-04-10 02:05:43 PM
Would have been a bigger news story if someone had been to St. Andrews road without getting shot.

One of the many crappy sides of town in Columbia.
 
2013-04-10 02:09:50 PM
Residents of Columbia know that if you don't want to get shot avoid these areas of the city:

North East. South East. Downtown. North West. West. South. North. Southwest and East.
 
2013-04-10 02:29:58 PM
Whenever I order my favorite thing on the menu, the waitress has never heard of it. So I have to point at it, in the lower lefthand side of the menu, on the same side as the hash browns.

Sausage Egg & Cheese Grit Bowl - $2.80
 
VTC
2013-04-10 02:54:11 PM
Some things you may not know about Waffle House:

1.Waffle House can serve 381 strips of bacon per minute.
2. Waffle House has a better disaster response plan than FEMA.
3. Because of 1, Waffle house has been the first business to reopen after every coastal hurricane I've experienced since 1982. (After Katrina, Waffle House in Bay St. Louis, MS (after being wiped the hell out) had a location totally rebuilt and rolling before any other business in town, by several months.)
4. After said disasters, I've had friends and neighbors who lost everything in the storm, tell me stories about the kindness they encountered from Waffle House managers. Many were given free meals until they could get back on their feet.
5. THEY PUT CHILI ON HASHBROWNS! THAT'S LIKE THE FARKING HAND OF GOD ROLLING AROUND IN YOUR GULLET. AND THE HAND OF GOD TASTES FARKING AMAZING!
6.In Bishopsville, SC the local Waffle House supports a local topiary artist by giving him free meals in exchange for his incredible topiary work.
7. A fluke in the space-time-continuum exists within Waffle House locations, where-in waitresses from across the southeast can appear to be working in multiple Waffle Houses at any one time.
8. Waffle House has more patience for drunks than your local bartenders.
9. The Federal Government bases part of it's disaster severity index based on Waffle House's - Red= Closed, Yellow = Partial Menu / Partial Power, Green= Full Menu/Lights On
10. That Yellow light is a beacon of the ultimate grace in humanity at 3am and you're nodding off at the wheel.
 
2013-04-10 03:03:34 PM

exparrot: Covered: with cheese
Smothered: with onions
Chunked: with ham
Topped: with chili
Shot: with handgun
Diced: with tomatoes
Peppered: with hot peppers
Stabbed: with knife
Scattered: spread on the grill
In a ring: crispy (hashbrowns)
Capped: with mushrooms
All the way: everything plus chili
Double covered: double cheese


Capped: In the Bee-Hind. ;)
 
2013-04-10 03:31:49 PM

Kangaroo_Ralph: Whenever I order my favorite thing on the menu, the waitress has never heard of it. So I have to point at it, in the lower lefthand side of the menu, on the same side as the hash browns.

Sausage Egg & Cheese Grit Bowl - $2.80


Not my favorite item, but my favorite, I'm broke and this is awesome item!
 
2013-04-10 03:45:59 PM
After hearing the gunfire, the man realized he had been shot in his lower body, Wilson said.

How do you just "realize" you have been shot? I would think it would be obvious that if a bullet hits you you would know it immediately.
 
2013-04-10 04:07:27 PM
I used to work until 3am at a stop-n-rob next to a waffle house.  Get off work, go next door to have dinner/breakfast/whatever.  Drink lots of coffee.

Decided to screw wtih everyone, and brought in a half pound of Jamaica Blue Mountain coffee beans, ground earlier that day, and got the waitresses to start making it for the rest of the shift.  Freaked some folks out....

/ also got the cook stoned on several occasions
// he ended up cooking to "The Waffle House Song" - every item on the menu
/// csb?
 
2013-04-10 04:17:03 PM
I prefer Waffle House waffles over 'Belgian' waffles.

Maybe not gaufres de liege but on some days it gets close.

Scattered covered and smothered is how I like my hash browns.

Friend in college swore that he had heard about someone jizzing on the hash browns at one so we always joked to any guests with us to avoid the scattered covered and spunkered hash browns.
 
2013-04-10 04:39:09 PM
I like going to my local waffle house, where the cook knows that when I walk in, he already starts on my triple cheeseburger with hashbrowns scattered, smothered, chunked and covered. Then my doctor wonders why my Lipitor isn't working very well.... ;-)
 
2013-04-10 04:55:01 PM
"You know what you never hear at Waffle House? 'Nice job cleaning up!'"

-Jim Gaffigan's whole bit on Waffle House is great
 
2013-04-10 04:55:43 PM

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Will tell you about Waffle House
 
2013-04-10 04:56:38 PM

Gig103: "You know what you never hear at Waffle House? 'Nice job cleaning up!'"

-Jim Gaffigan's whole bit on Waffle House is great


lol beat me by 42 seconds

/great minds
 
2013-04-10 07:05:02 PM

saturn badger: After hearing the gunfire, the man realized he had been shot in his lower body, Wilson said.

How do you just "realize" you have been shot? I would think it would be obvious that if a bullet hits you you would know it immediately.


Small caliber and no significant penetration?
 
2013-04-10 08:58:57 PM
Those Waffle House women sure look purty good when you stumble in drunk at 2:00 a.m.
 
2013-04-10 10:11:14 PM

Lsherm: saturn badger: After hearing the gunfire, the man realized he had been shot in his lower body, Wilson said.

How do you just "realize" you have been shot? I would think it would be obvious that if a bullet hits you you would know it immediately.

Small caliber and no significant penetration?


That, and the adrenaline spike you get when you hear shots and your body goes into fight-or-flight.
 
2013-04-11 12:56:46 AM

CleanAndPure: Residents of Columbia know that if you don't want to get shot avoid these areas of the city:

North East. South East. Downtown. North West. West. South. North. Southwest and East.


So, as long as I don't leave this 3 foot by 3 foot square in front of the hotel, I have nothing to worry about.
 
2013-04-11 09:46:28 AM
I still love Waffle House, and wish so very much there were more in NY...
 
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