mbillips: Breakfast? At 12:30 a.m.?
Clemkadidlefark: Ah, yes. The Awful House. Good times, good times."Covered and smothered!"/better than fiber
exparrot: Covered: with cheeseSmothered: with onionsChunked: with hamTopped: with chiliShot: with handgunDiced: with tomatoesPeppered: with hot peppersStabbed: with knifeScattered: spread on the grillIn a ring: crispy (hashbrowns)Capped: with mushroomsAll the way: everything plus chiliDouble covered: double cheese
Kangaroo_Ralph: Whenever I order my favorite thing on the menu, the waitress has never heard of it. So I have to point at it, in the lower lefthand side of the menu, on the same side as the hash browns.Sausage Egg & Cheese Grit Bowl - $2.80
Gig103: "You know what you never hear at Waffle House? 'Nice job cleaning up!'"-Jim Gaffigan's whole bit on Waffle House is great
saturn badger: After hearing the gunfire, the man realized he had been shot in his lower body, Wilson said.How do you just "realize" you have been shot? I would think it would be obvious that if a bullet hits you you would know it immediately.
Lsherm: saturn badger: After hearing the gunfire, the man realized he had been shot in his lower body, Wilson said.How do you just "realize" you have been shot? I would think it would be obvious that if a bullet hits you you would know it immediately.Small caliber and no significant penetration?
CleanAndPure: Residents of Columbia know that if you don't want to get shot avoid these areas of the city:North East. South East. Downtown. North West. West. South. North. Southwest and East.
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