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		Farrah Abraham contradicts her mother, says she did film a sex tape and wants millions to release it (tmz.com)		55
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steverockson		2013-04-10 08:32:43 AM

Who?

Bendal		2013-04-10 08:34:52 AM

I saw this on another site; apparently she made the tape because she wanted to preserve the image of her "smoking hot body" so she could prove she had it once she got older (and presumably, had popped out more kids with it).

/so much for religious upbringing

Biff_Steel		2013-04-10 08:35:07 AM

Why?

jpo2269		2013-04-10 08:36:11 AM

At what point am I supposed to care about this?

Freakin Rican		2013-04-10 08:36:33 AM

steverockson: Who?

jpo2269: At what point am I supposed to care about this?

Biff_Steel: Why?

USCLaw2010		2013-04-10 08:38:05 AM

So we've established she's a whore. How long until she falls into the $25.00 a night range?

PsyLord		2013-04-10 08:39:19 AM

Millions? Really? Someone really over-estimated her value.

yodale.org

Listen, sex tapes from a lot prettier girls sell for a whole lot less than what you are offering. Heck, that former Miss Delaware Teen USA was paid under $2k. Since you are someone not really famous or attractive, the best I can offer is $10 cash money.

exparrot		2013-04-10 08:42:12 AM

How about Ho?

Dancin_In_Anson		2013-04-10 08:42:38 AM

steverockson: Who?

Biff_Steel: Why?

jpo2269: At what point am I supposed to care about this?

Just about covers it for me too.

Rapmaster2000		2013-04-10 08:46:12 AM

What is the porn industry's income model in 2013? I get unlimited porn for free.

rabidarmadillo24		2013-04-10 08:47:21 AM

How does she expect to cash in like that. Nobody cares about her, and I doubt she has any kind of fan following. Now if Betty White made a tape...

mhd		2013-04-10 08:54:41 AM

RangerTaylor		2013-04-10 08:58:49 AM

As much as I advocate porn in general, this article just made me sad.

MyKingdomForYourHorse		2013-04-10 09:01:08 AM

PsyLord: Listen, sex tapes from a lot prettier girls sell for a whole lot less than what you are offering. Heck, that former Miss Delaware Teen USA was paid under $2k. Since you are someone not really famous or attractive, the best I can offer is $10 cash money.

*offer is at ten dollars

Can you maybe do 100 cash and maybe a few hundred store credit?

The Snow Dog		2013-04-10 09:04:16 AM

She should be asking millions to NOT release it.

Archie Goodwin		2013-04-10 09:08:00 AM

Is that Zimbabwe Dollars?

/put me down for a serving of who?
/and a side order of give-a-fark.

Grungehamster		2013-04-10 09:08:39 AM

Does anyone believe for a minute someone would hire a professional porn crew for a tape you want to keep private, and then say "well gosh, if people want to see it, I GUESS I could sell it as a porno..."

rumpelstiltskin		2013-04-10 09:21:17 AM

Rapmaster2000: What is the porn industry's income model in 2013? I get unlimited porn for free.

Some of us were brought up religious, and just wouldn't feel right watching two guys DP a midget without paying.

beerrun		2013-04-10 09:35:29 AM

Farrah says she wants nothing to do with Deen now...

I'm sure he's heartbroken, honey.

OtherBrotherDarryl		2013-04-10 09:44:58 AM

Though she never laughed and she never cried, all she did was go like this with her right and her left...

advex101		2013-04-10 10:08:21 AM

Money is actually paid for porn? Who knew!

Diogenes		2013-04-10 10:08:48 AM

Bendal: I saw this on another site; apparently she made the tape because she wanted to preserve the image of her "smoking hot body" so she could prove she had it once she got older (and presumably, had popped out more kids with it).

/so much for religious upbringing

Porn was clearly her only option.

Brick-House		2013-04-10 10:09:20 AM

Millions you say? She could be taken from behind by a large tribe of aboriginal pygmies who shoot her in the ass with blow darts as they finished while simultaneously blowing Obama as he's giving the State of the Union Address all the while giving two Ringling Brothers circus clowns hand jobs. Still wouldn't be worth millions.

Hillbilly Jim		2013-04-10 10:16:30 AM

Brick-House: Millions you say? She could be taken from behind by a large tribe of aboriginal pygmies who shoot her in the ass with blow darts as they finished while simultaneously blowing Obama as he's giving the State of the Union Address all the while giving two Ringling Brothers circus clowns hand jobs. Still wouldn't be worth millions.

I would try and raise the $2,000,000.00 myself for that show.

/if only to see the look on Michelle's face in the gallery

tmcottle		2013-04-10 10:24:29 AM

Maybe she just realized the only thing she is good for is laying on her back with her legs spread opened!

Bet she has shiatty sammich making skills!

Mid_mo_mad_man		2013-04-10 10:55:07 AM

Has anyone found any footage of said film yet? I'm kinda curious to see it.

Serious Black		2013-04-10 11:03:54 AM

Somebody is desperately clinging to those last few milliseconds of fame...

Freakin Rican		2013-04-10 11:04:13 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Has anyone found any footage of said film yet? I'm kinda curious to see it.

you know for scientific reasons right?

clintster		2013-04-10 11:04:29 AM

Who in the blue hell is this?

groppet		2013-04-10 11:07:47 AM

Brick-House: Millions you say? She could be taken from behind by a large tribe of aboriginal pygmies who shoot her in the ass with blow darts as they finished while simultaneously blowing Obama as he's giving the State of the Union Address all the while giving two Ringling Brothers circus clowns hand jobs. Still wouldn't be worth millions.

Well we better hurry the circus is in DC until the 22nd.

She must think she is a Kardashian to expect that kinda money

The Singing Bush		2013-04-10 11:17:06 AM

Millions?

Marshal805		2013-04-10 11:17:32 AM

clintster: Who in the blue hell is this?

Someone from that stupid "Teen Mom" series, apparently.

DVDave		2013-04-10 11:21:46 AM

RIP Father Abraham

Wizzin		2013-04-10 11:23:33 AM

That is one classy girl.

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across		2013-04-10 11:24:28 AM

Grungehamster: Does anyone believe for a minute someone would hire a professional porn crew for a tape you want to keep private, and then say "well gosh, if people want to see it, I GUESS I could sell it as a porno..."

Oh come on now, I'm sure it just began as a chance encounter in the street. Porn wouldn't lie to us, that shiat happens all the time.

monoski		2013-04-10 12:19:33 PM

steverockson: Who?

A good Christian girl

stoli n coke		2013-04-10 12:23:14 PM

She's really got the porn industry over a barrel. Where else are they going to find a dimwitted teen mother willing to have sex on camera? They're going to have to pony up that million.

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit		2013-04-10 12:54:48 PM

stoli n coke: She's really got the porn industry over a barrel. Where else are they going to find a dimwitted teen mother willing to have sex on camera? They're going to have to pony up that million.

LOL....Well played sir, well played!

Mid_mo_mad_man		2013-04-10 12:58:28 PM

Freakin Rican: Mid_mo_mad_man: Has anyone found any footage of said film yet? I'm kinda curious to see it.

you know for scientific reasons right?

No I just want to make some knuckle babies

Biness		2013-04-10 01:37:15 PM

Thanks but no thanks

sfcitizen.com

ItchyMcDoogle		2013-04-10 01:59:55 PM

Like everyone here I was like who?
Then found out shes on a show on Mtv..Oh no wonder I dont know who she is
Last time I watched that channel was the week after they canceled 120 minutes and did not know

Vash's Apprentice		2013-04-10 02:08:07 PM

DVDave: [amberskyrecords.com image 335x245]
RIP Father Abraham

~~Came~~ Showed up for this.

tdyak		2013-04-10 02:28:44 PM

Just so you know the type of rocket surgeon we are dealing with here, she was scammed out of $3000 on craigslist from a 419 scam.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/teen-moms-farrah-i-wor ry -i-cant-do-it-all-on-my-own-2010258

Also, "Guy Code".

NotEric		2013-04-10 02:35:53 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Has anyone found any footage of said film yet? I'm kinda curious to see it.

They just filmed it this weekend so no, not yet.

HatMadeOfAss		2013-04-10 02:57:36 PM

No thanks.

Big Beef Burrito		2013-04-10 03:11:07 PM

If only we had a word to describe such a person...

i332.photobucket.com

Shoop008		2013-04-10 03:13:13 PM

If only there was a Kickstarter for porn.

browneye		2013-04-10 03:14:20 PM

ItchyMcDoogle: Like everyone here I was like who?
Then found out shes on a show on Mtv..Oh no wonder I dont know who she is
Last time I watched that channel was the week after they canceled 120 minutes and did not know.

Last time I watch MTV, it was the last episode of their version of animated Spiderman show. Don't know what year that was.

Mid_mo_mad_man		2013-04-10 03:15:56 PM

NotEric: Mid_mo_mad_man: Has anyone found any footage of said film yet? I'm kinda curious to see it.

They just filmed it this weekend so no, not yet.

With the way things get you never know. Plus I think she's hot in the girl next door way

Cymbal		2013-04-10 03:48:57 PM

She just needs a nose job, and she'd be kinda hot. Though judging from the size of that thing, she's going to need a lot more than $2,000,000 to fix it.

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