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(Yahoo)   Elephant hurt in drive-by shooting. Witnesses described the shooter as an olde-timey fellow who was rambling about AC/DC and his license plate read "ED1-S0N"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 9
    More: Weird, drive-by shootings, Mississippi, Barnum & Bailey Circus, Asian elephant, circus, endangered animals  
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hardinparamedic [TotalFark]
  2013-04-10 11:35:51 AM
2 votes:
Bith Set Me Up: I got up this morning and I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it ever got into my pajamas I shall never know.

/Obligatory.

Enough about your morning masturbation habits. Fark is not your personal erotica site.
MythDragon
  2013-04-10 01:39:17 PM
1 votes:
Later on the elephant tapped him on the shoulder and said "Boy, you ain't here for the huntin' are ya?"
JonnyBGoode
  2013-04-10 12:07:15 PM
1 votes:
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Fano [TotalFark]
  2013-04-10 12:04:53 PM
1 votes:
hardinparamedic: Considering this happened in Tupelo Mississippi, I bet it was those American Family Association Assholes.

They got away with that rape and murder of an innocent 15 year old girl in 1990, are you people going to let them get away with this too?!

Why not Alabama where the Tuscaloosa?
Eshy
  2013-04-10 11:41:01 AM
1 votes:
static-media.fox.com

They'll say "Awwwwww...Topsy, at my Auuuuuuutopsy!"
Bith Set Me Up
  2013-04-10 11:35:26 AM
1 votes:
I got up this morning and I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it ever got into my pajamas I shall never know.

/Obligatory.
uncleacid
  2013-04-10 11:32:42 AM
1 votes:
Could he haved picked a bigger target? A sniper this guy ain't.
jaytkay [TotalFark]
  2013-04-10 11:30:30 AM
1 votes:
Can I choose the punishment when they catch the motherfarkers involved?

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theknuckler_33
  2013-04-10 11:29:40 AM
1 votes:
I'd bet his license plate said FRESH and he had dice in the mirror.
 
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