FARK.com: (7692023) Elephant hurt in drive-by shooting. Witnesses described the shooter as an olde-timey fellow who was rambling about AC/DC and his license plate read "ED1-S0N"

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		Elephant hurt in drive-by shooting. Witnesses described the shooter as an olde-timey fellow who was rambling about AC/DC and his license plate read "ED1-S0N" (news.yahoo.com)		22
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show me		2013-04-10 10:57:01 AM

Was he driving a Tesla? Probably not.

theknuckler_33		2013-04-10 11:29:40 AM

I'd bet his license plate said FRESH and he had dice in the mirror.

CapeFearCadaver		2013-04-10 11:30:01 AM

"Hold my beer and watch this! Skew!"

jaytkay		2013-04-10 11:30:30 AM

Can I choose the punishment when they catch the motherfarkers involved?

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hardinparamedic		2013-04-10 11:30:40 AM

Considering this happened in Tupelo Mississippi, I bet it was those American Family Association Assholes.

They got away with that rape and murder of an innocent 15 year old girl in 1990, are you people going to let them get away with this too?!

uncleacid		2013-04-10 11:32:42 AM

Could he haved picked a bigger target? A sniper this guy ain't.

Bith Set Me Up		2013-04-10 11:35:26 AM

I got up this morning and I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it ever got into my pajamas I shall never know.

/Obligatory.

hardinparamedic		2013-04-10 11:35:51 AM

Bith Set Me Up: I got up this morning and I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it ever got into my pajamas I shall never know.

/Obligatory.

Enough about your morning masturbation habits. Fark is not your personal erotica site.

Tom_Slick		2013-04-10 11:36:13 AM

Now the last thing I wanted was to get in a fight In Jackson, Mississippi on a Saturday night

AngryJailhouseFistfark		2013-04-10 11:40:52 AM

Old timey, you say?

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Eshy		2013-04-10 11:41:01 AM

They'll say "Awwwwww...Topsy, at my Auuuuuuutopsy!"

LordOfThePings		2013-04-10 11:49:57 AM

I think I read this book. Like Water for Chocolate Elephants, or something like that...

Fano		2013-04-10 12:04:53 PM

hardinparamedic: Considering this happened in Tupelo Mississippi, I bet it was those American Family Association Assholes.

They got away with that rape and murder of an innocent 15 year old girl in 1990, are you people going to let them get away with this too?!

Why not Alabama where the Tuscaloosa?

JonnyBGoode		2013-04-10 12:07:15 PM

QifutuWahuta		2013-04-10 12:11:59 PM

Eshy: [static-media.fox.com image 640x360]

They'll say "Awwwwww...Topsy, at my Auuuuuuutopsy!"

Beat me to it.

enderthexenocide		2013-04-10 01:05:28 PM

pciszek		2013-04-10 01:35:42 PM

OK, could someone please explain the headline joke to me?

Yes, I know about the Tesla/Edison AC/DC feud. I don't get the connection to shooting an elephant.

MythDragon		2013-04-10 01:39:17 PM

Later on the elephant tapped him on the shoulder and said "Boy, you ain't here for the huntin' are ya?"

MythDragon		2013-04-10 01:40:51 PM

pciszek: OK, could someone please explain the headline joke to me?

Yes, I know about the Tesla/Edison AC/DC feud. I don't get the connection to shooting an elephant.

Edison, in a bid to show how dangerous AC current was, electocuted an elephant in a live demonstration. I think that he was trying to demonstrate that he was also a huge asshole.

MythDragon		2013-04-10 01:42:05 PM

theknuckler_33: I'd bet his license plate said FRESH and he had dice in the mirror.

I saw a taxi cab that looked like what you are discribing once. If anything I could say say that cab was rare, as I never saw it again.

Hugo Zorilla		2013-04-10 01:55:10 PM

hardinparamedic: Bith Set Me Up: I got up this morning and I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it ever got into my pajamas I shall never know.

/Obligatory.

Enough about your morning masturbation habits. Fark is not your personal erotica site.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!

booger42		2013-04-10 02:38:27 PM

Eshy: [static-media.fox.com image 640x360]

They'll say "Awwwwww...Topsy, at my Auuuuuuutopsy!"

Plus one for you.

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